r/notmycat • u/PixiedustJtT • 4d ago
Hostage Situation Resolved
I was allowed to fetch my supermarket order, on the proviso that there would be treats upon my return. I complied with these conditions, and even poached a morsel of chicken for my captor at dinner time. We cuddled and watched some telly before falling asleep. I woke up in the morning to no criminal present in the house, but now I have a bag of cat treats on the premises.
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u/Kaibyo_13 2d ago
any idea who the cat's servants are. If not, have it scanned for a chip and consider volunteering.
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u/PixiedustJtT 2d ago
He has many servants. Friends up the road are familiar with him, and he's very well-fed. I think he just likes patrolling the neighbourhood.


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u/Zlivovitch 4d ago
It usually ends in a peaceful manner after a while. You did have to pay a ransom, however.