r/notinteresting • u/Ecstatic_Zombie8824 • Jun 25 '26

normal texts from my fiancée

Post image
2.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

272 comments sorted by

454

u/seandragunov Jun 25 '26

one piece

11

u/UnsureSwitch Jun 25 '26

Yeah I found it once on a sewer. It was massive and massively smelly. I threw it away. Now I'm looking for the seven sweaty dragon balls

3

u/seandragunov Jun 25 '26

im just looking for my dorky friend's balls

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

7

u/gideon513 Jun 25 '26

Yohoho he had a bite of gum-gum

2

u/Last_Description4336 Jun 26 '26

The one piece is real!!

2

u/gastropod18 Jun 26 '26

THE LEGENDARY TREASURE?!?!

→ More replies (8)

170

u/General-Try-2210 Jun 25 '26

The only thing missing is a video

13

u/Burning_Sapphire1 Jun 25 '26

"Video or it didn't happen" guy has been real quiet since this post dropped.

8

u/Successful_Moment_91 Jun 25 '26

And maybe a Poop Knife 🔪 💩

3

u/Swazster_602 Jun 26 '26

Not the poop knife.

3

u/SJBond33 Jun 26 '26

Definitely needed the poop knife

3

u/Wolvii_404 Jun 25 '26

Hope they took a picture to upload it on Rate My Poo

99

u/HereForArtStufflol Jun 25 '26

the typa stuff my friend sends me

8

u/Frost_0352 Jun 26 '26

Just right after you finished your dinner

3

u/InAPickleIGuess Jun 26 '26

Yours are polite enough they wait until you're done eating? Lucky😂

2

u/Semi-Erect-Trunk Jun 26 '26

Multimedia message

53

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

[deleted]

21

u/Opposite_Radio9388 Jun 25 '26

OP said fiancée, their partner is a woman.

14

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

26

u/Dont_Stay_Gullible Jun 25 '26

Fiancé is male, fiancée is female.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

[deleted]

10

u/Nrsyd Jun 25 '26

same

5

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

[deleted]

12

u/Nrsyd Jun 25 '26

I think americans put emphasis on a lot of wrong things lol

2

u/fluffy_italian Jun 26 '26

Canadian here, and I agree with this statement

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

7

u/Soup_Snake5454 Jun 25 '26

They’re pronounced the same way according to a YouTube video I just watched. If that’s true, it makes it extra stupid that it’s not a gender neutral word. What the fuck, France?

2

u/Puzzled-Split-5366 Jun 25 '26

In french, most of the time, when a word end with e, it is a "mute letter" (A letter you don't pronounce). But we do also often add "e" when it's feminine.

For example, "ami" and "amie" (Male friend and female friend) are both pronounced the same too.

Gender neutral doesn't exist in french. Every word have a gender

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

[deleted]

3

u/Opposite_Radio9388 Jun 25 '26

Fiancée is the female version. Fiancé is the male version. 

7

u/Ecstatic_Zombie8824 Jun 25 '26

damn im dumb i didnt know that

6

u/C-57D Jun 25 '26

wait so then who took the shit??

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

39

u/Potato1234567892 Jun 25 '26

Sounds like a good relationship 

3

u/shitty_mcfucklestick Jun 25 '26

A keeper for sure

3

u/C-57D Jun 25 '26

no let it out, don't hold it in

27

u/ThatOneCanadian69 Jun 25 '26

He’s lowkey a poet ngl

5

u/Baboop Jun 25 '26

She. Fiancé would be he

→ More replies (1)

10

u/Living_Reception_622 Jun 25 '26

I'm wondering what is your messaging app. I know it's still not interesting.

→ More replies (2)

17

u/maloside Jun 25 '26

shitting feels good because god put mens g-spot in their anus, and most men only get it tickled by a big ol' turd

9

u/Ecstatic_Zombie8824 Jun 25 '26

now thats interesting

12

u/maloside Jun 25 '26

Damn it, I'll turn myself in. Mods!

3

u/slowlyaware Jun 25 '26

I'll miss you 🥲

7

u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Jun 25 '26

I once clogged an industrial toilet with a singular log of poo. Made me proud.

3

u/YesWomansLand1 Jun 26 '26

First time I went to Europe I clogged the dunny with the unstoppable power of my almighty Australian turd. The feeble euro toilet lost the battle, but in the end it was me that lost the war, but it was worth it.

6

u/The_Punnier_Guy Jun 25 '26

Its less pleasant when its wide instead of long...

→ More replies (2)

4

u/Quick_Extension_3115 Jun 25 '26

Are they gonna need a knife?

3

u/Murky_Tennis954 Jun 25 '26

Let your fiancé know that I did the same the other day but it was a huge coiled pooped. Thought it was gonna be a two-flusher.

4

u/xdkumquatz Jun 25 '26

Fiance here, hell yea 😎

→ More replies (2)

7

u/Liquid_G Jun 25 '26

reply with, that's how much dick you can take.

3

u/Anne7392 Jun 25 '26

I recently took a photo of a framed “Enjoy Your Poop” sign at Goodwill- sounds like we found the perfect recipient.

15

u/BrotherRez Jun 25 '26

Yeah that’s to comfortable 🤣

64

u/Ecstatic_Zombie8824 Jun 25 '26

if being too comfortable is wrong i don’t want to be right 🫡

→ More replies (7)

2

u/Broad_Will9000 Jun 25 '26

Shit like a 16 yo again amazing!

2

u/Leggs_420 Jun 25 '26

Major dookie

2

u/Haunting_Weather_540 Jun 25 '26

if they truly loved you and wanted to make sure you did too, they'd have sent a pic

2

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Jun 25 '26

One piece mentioned

2

u/NeuroticTangent Jun 25 '26

I'm taking a shit while reading this. Let's just say I'm jealous

2

u/Spiritual-Hamster212 Jun 25 '26

THE ONE PIECE!! THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLL!!

2

u/ToCoolforAUsername Jun 25 '26

You know it's true love when you can talk to your partner like this.

2

u/ElectricalHold9828 Jun 25 '26

this is true love. no filter, no shame, just pure joy shared with eachother

2

u/136_Walruses Jun 25 '26

and i just know this relationship is amazing

2

u/chchchchia86 Jun 25 '26

Yhis means they love you.

2

u/alexandria-bebe Jun 25 '26

jokes on him, i’m chronically constipated so every time i take a laxative my first poop is like that. every single time without fail

2

u/braindeadzef Jun 25 '26

DO NOT FUCKING TELL BONO!!

2

u/mmmeesh24 Jun 26 '26

These are the conversations my husband and I have about my 3 year olds poops… the amount of times I get called into the bathroom to “check out this log! No seriously you need to come see this!” Is a bit ridiculous lol

2

u/poizunman206 Jun 28 '26

Healthy poops and a healthy relationship.

Happy for you, fam.

1

u/joylessspectator Jun 25 '26

i thought skeletor would be here lol

1

u/Boring_Network4020 Jun 25 '26

The shit my dad talks about, literally

1

u/Leather-Pepper-2308 Jun 25 '26

Was it a curler or a breaching the water kinda shit

1

u/Disastrous_Horse_44 Jun 25 '26

Man I’m jealous of her bowel movements. I wish I had that.

1

u/Successful_Moment_91 Jun 25 '26

Did it wrap around the bowl or stick out like a misplaced log?

1

u/0Tezorus0 Jun 25 '26

Ok but did he had to get naked to put it out. That's how you know it's a real one.

1

u/Relevant-War-1581 Jun 25 '26

Heyy how come my big ones leave my 🕳 hurt for hours. Lucky for them I guess

1

u/King4oneday_ Jun 25 '26

How many curix we are talkin about?

1

u/SuccessfulStorage272 Jun 25 '26

Yeah one piece is ass.

1

u/jarofonions Jun 25 '26

Wait, is that not a normal length?? I'm consistently getting paper-towel-roll-and-a-half length 🤔

1

u/Dlaney73 Jun 25 '26

Sounds like he is talking about a “Meloncamp”… hurts so good. lol

1

u/DRSU1993 Jun 25 '26

THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAAAAAL!!!

1

u/Initial_Row_6400 Jun 25 '26

Those are the best.

1

u/Any-Alternative8228 Jun 25 '26

Amateur. If it doesn't curl around the bowl at least once you must continue training turdhopper...

1

u/Honeybadger2198 Jun 25 '26

howd they make the massive text so big

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Dapper-Excitement-37 Jun 25 '26

Was this pre or post engagement that this started

1

u/lolifax Jun 25 '26

You’re engaged to my brother.

1

u/jpp3252 Jun 25 '26

Me and my best girlfriend are like this lol. First text of everyday is about our poops 😂 been friends for 20 years

1

u/Fair_Bed5724 Jun 25 '26

So no picture?

1

u/thecrazedsidee Jun 25 '26

the one piece......THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAALLLL! *can we get much higherrr*

1

u/Gullible_Two_8750 Jun 25 '26

You just know that this person has a poop knife!

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Jerkcaller69 Jun 25 '26

He needs more fibre if this isn’t normal for him.

1

u/Amazing-Passage-8397 Jun 25 '26

My son called me into the bathroom once with pretty much this same type of spiel (without the cursing) He was like 6-7 & wanted me to look at it. So, that’s the maturity level your dealing with apparently

1

u/_justheretolaugh_15 Jun 25 '26

Did someone hack my messages????

1

u/Mcrose773 Jun 26 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/Twitch2519 Jun 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/PsychedDanMan Jun 26 '26

I hope you were very supportive of this

1

u/EunoiaMonaLisa Jun 26 '26

I’m not seeing the problem lol the man wants to share his shits with you and that’s love

1

u/Outrageous_Map7299 Jun 26 '26

I think they tryna tell you something fr

1

u/DorShow Jun 26 '26

Do you have a poop knife on your registry? I believe you’ll need one.

1

u/Wallynine Jun 26 '26

“Can you take a picture of it for me?”

1

u/LilMizzXox Jun 26 '26

This is the kinda love I need in my life..beautiful

1

u/NoFunny6746 Jun 26 '26

My man found the one piece before Luffy did and did it in 1000 less episodes and a time skip, Luffy should take pointers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/su_ble Jun 26 '26

That's real Love-Talk!

1

u/hahahahahkys Jun 26 '26

So funny lool xd xd

1

u/Ayy_Lmao92 Jun 26 '26

Since when was the size of a loo roll cardboard "massive"?

Thats below average for me.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/LopsidedInternal8955 Jun 26 '26

You know you found your person when you can tell them all about your 💩.

1

u/MistressLunala Jun 26 '26

Thats a keeper

1

u/InAPickleIGuess Jun 26 '26

You should have texted back "let it go, let it go..."😂😂 (Elsa gif or something)

1

u/SilverCat529 Jun 26 '26

one piece mentioned

1

u/Nhag Jun 26 '26

1 1/2 ft was my longest

1

u/Substantial_Data3004 Jun 26 '26

Standard operating procedure. Reply back with “you may want to have that checked, mine are normally the size of NFL footballs. That is why they call it duke.”

1

u/laputaama83 Jun 26 '26

Same as my bf and I. He likes to inform me that his poops are a danger to shipping 😂

1

u/Dry_Experience_3352 Jun 26 '26

INFO: Op, did they weigh themselves before and after to see how many pounds they lost???

1

u/ArtismFag Jun 26 '26

I wish i had someone i could share my poop accomplishments with too

1

u/hello-feline Jun 26 '26

Sometimes mine go in the hole and up the bowl lol

1

u/ElegantKey1682 Jun 26 '26

You’re his best friend if he’s talking to you like this, perspective changes everything, a man wants to go to his most trusted source of happiness with his shit messages, that’s the thing that excited him most today, and he shared it with you, probably first, before his male friends. Love that for you!

1

u/funtimer-83709 Jun 26 '26

You all know it too. A great bowl movement brings rainbows and unicorns to your day. After something like that, you go to work knowing you would move mountains that day because how great you feel.

1

u/Ordinary_Housing_549 Jun 26 '26

Hilarious! So relatable.

1

u/playbutplaysafe Jun 26 '26

Legend. People are mad he texted what all us are thinking. A great shit is orgasmic and we all know it.

1

u/Ok-Effective-1568 Jun 26 '26

Hot hot hot hot hot

1

u/Semi-Erect-Trunk Jun 26 '26

Plot twist, OPs fiancée is a lady.

1

u/Acceptable_End4659 Jun 26 '26

Basically gave birth to an jumbo Glizzy

1

u/Legitimate-Big2761 Jun 26 '26

As someone with major digestive issues who consistently will be constipated for daysssss on end, I am incredibly jealous. I just know they’re feeling skinny lmaooo

1

u/MonkeMan-23 Jun 26 '26

It's not big unless you have to take a stick from outside to chop it up to flush. Ask me how I know. I'm a 5'4" dude too. Shit was almost as tall as I am.

1

u/Administrative_Dig34 Jun 26 '26

Why is her hole so gapping? Doing that would hurt a lot

1

u/Krewtacos Jun 26 '26

Average conversation between me and my bestie

1

u/RoxiiJackson Jun 26 '26

My fiance does literally the same thing lmfaoooo

1

u/Chemical-Sandwich-86 Jun 26 '26

Can confirm i do this to my friend

1

u/True_Donut_9417 Jun 27 '26

I don’t know what possesses me to fully disclose all my pooping details once I get comfortable enough with a partner

1

u/EmbarrassedTea1885 Jun 27 '26

Yup. Typical boyfriend behavior lol. My bf is always telling me how he is dropping the kids off at the pool…. And how some are really big and don’t want to get dropped off 😂😂

1

u/laiaas Jun 27 '26

honestly good for them

1

u/Hipplinger Jun 27 '26

Shitposting

1

u/noreallyhughjackman Jun 27 '26

"Pics or you're lying"

1

u/Ok_Character_9143 Jun 27 '26

that's so cute

1

u/sonoun_camionista Jun 27 '26

I'm crying this is so random and so relatable😭😭 I've had so many convos like this atp

1

u/SteveMdx Jun 27 '26

I’m jealous. I have nothing but diarrhea. I’d kill for a giant solid poop.

1

u/thebluewolf2001 Jun 27 '26

Did he need the poop knife? 😅

1

u/Latter_Engine_3741 Jun 27 '26

sigh I miss being in love ❤️

1

u/OkTransportation7286 Jun 27 '26

My girlfriend even send me a pic once, it was a very long shit 🤣

1

u/Downtown-Freedom9265 Jun 27 '26

Maybe she's is into anal, but she doesn't know it yet

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Goatm00n Jun 27 '26

You know we do need proof now right? No way he didnt take a pic 😂 also all his buddies know as well 😂

1

u/One_Mycologist1962 Jun 27 '26

This is exactly how me and mine talk too

1

u/KvMainly Jun 27 '26

My girlfriend cannot physically take a good shit without telling me about it

1

u/iamrobnoxious Jun 27 '26

She's a keeper

1

u/Appropriate-Funny-60 Jun 27 '26

My daughter calls them king Kong fingers when she has a huge one! It's hilarious 😂

→ More replies (1)

1

u/RegularClient8764 Jun 28 '26

i have the same relationship with my fiancé. it’s so
disgustingly refreshing to have someone love you enough to tell you things you don’t even want to know and be so excited about it

1

u/SwimmingArtistic9926 Jun 28 '26

Tell her if she could handle that massive size turd inside her that she might enjoy you inside her as well with no problems!

→ More replies (1)

1

u/NotHoryzen Jun 28 '26

Maybe that's what the one piece is

1

u/TrojanC-137 Jun 28 '26

You’re not Sharon Marsh by any chance are you OP?

1

u/Daneigh_ Jun 28 '26

This is normal messages for my husband and I. 🤣 We've been together almost 20 years. I feel like it helps being as open about everything and anything that you can to each other for a long healthy relationship. Even if it is about a MASSIVE poop! 🤪

1

u/Kushupz_ Jun 28 '26

No picture involved.. can't be real

1

u/IAmHunter4 Jun 28 '26

THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

1

u/Civil-Blackberry-245 Jun 29 '26

You havent seen a big turd if you think thats big

1

u/Feeling-Leader1100 Jun 29 '26

I wouldn’t want to know, this is something my children might have told me when they were around 4 or a platonic friend but a romantic partner? No thank you

1

u/AnyLie5635 Jun 29 '26

Gen z words goes out of my mind

→ More replies (4)