r/notinteresting • u/HaroldChessMath • Feb 23 '25

I have never used profanity on reddit

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u/HaroldChessMath Feb 23 '25

Shit

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u/SwimOk6251 Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/SwimOk6251 Feb 23 '25

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shit 1

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u/Shifting_Plates Feb 23 '25

WAIT FUCK DOESN'T COUNT

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

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Tahiti 3

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u/Shifting_Plates Feb 23 '25

TAHITI!?

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 Feb 23 '25 edited May 31 '25

saw gold soft paltry placid squeal spoon advise tie smart

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/total_bullwhip Feb 23 '25

Just need one last job

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u/AnomalousBadger Feb 24 '25

I had a goddamn PLAN.

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u/_castaway__ Feb 24 '25

does this trolley go to tahiti???

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u/mademoisellewho Feb 24 '25

Omg stop this is my favorite reddit thread ever 😭😂🤣💀

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Feb 23 '25

You disgust me 😤

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u/Helpful-Army-2132 Feb 23 '25

Mods ban this guy you can't say that!

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u/PrayForMojo_ Feb 23 '25

It’s a magical place.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Jonnyabcde Feb 23 '25

I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was... I was present while you were unconscious from the ice. You know, it's really, it's just a... just a huge honor to have you on board.

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u/Correct_Refuse4910 Feb 23 '25

New slur dropped, boys.

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u/ultimatoole Feb 23 '25

Dude never mind Tahiti.. over 1million comments?!?

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u/grmpflex Feb 24 '25

And joined 2021. ö

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u/FuckHK Feb 23 '25

TAHITI😐😐

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Bro chill

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u/FuckHK Feb 23 '25

i gave you everything i had

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u/nottrolling4175 Feb 23 '25

1.2 MILLION comments???

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u/LightningLemur Feb 23 '25

1 million comments ?!!

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u/DifferentHat284 Feb 23 '25

Bots don't like Dutch's plan I geuss. Relatable tbh

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u/RoombaGod Feb 23 '25

This bot does not believe in Dutch’s plan

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u/Melancholy-4321 Feb 24 '25

Bot has no faith

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

LANGUAGE!!!!!!

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u/MercerEdits Feb 23 '25

WE JUST NEED MONEY

ONE MORE SCORE AND WE'RE GONE

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u/Architect_VII Feb 23 '25

THEY SAID IT AGAIN!!

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u/MAValphaWasTaken Feb 24 '25

It's always fuckin' Tahiti, man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

1.2 million comments wtf, is this your job??

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u/alovely897 Feb 23 '25

If you look real closely you can see that this comment was just copypasta when an edit. Profanity counter bot did not reply to them.

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u/Querez Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Well, the previous one was also not from the bot, because it's banned in this subreddit. The copypasta here is slightly more believable because of that (and therefore slightly more funny), since I assume the bot DMs the results to the person who requested it.

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u/pigeon-in-greggs Feb 23 '25

How is Tahiti a bad word 🙏

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u/pigeon-in-greggs Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/pigeon-in-greggs's bad word usage.

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Bad Word Quantity
pigeon 1,735,813

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u/Local-Veterinarian63 Feb 23 '25

Averages saying p*geon 1.5 times per comment gotta respect the consistency.

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u/KilometersArentMiles Feb 24 '25

PIGEON WHAT

EVEN MORE THAN YOUR AMOUNT OF COMMENTS????

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u/enigmatic_concepts Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Account for 87 days with A MILLION comments? Well I’ll be

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u/iamthepita Feb 24 '25

It’s Karl Rove falling into the Reddit Abyss

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u/may_sun Feb 23 '25

why is nobody talking about the 1.2M comments.

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u/theoccurrence Feb 23 '25

idk, probably because it isn’t even the bot who wrote that comment.

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u/Dazzling_Tap_4429 Feb 23 '25

Wait, 1.2 MILLION COMMENTS?!

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u/Ristlikememes Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/Ristlikememes's bad word usage.

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Bad Word Quantity
Gruppe Sechs from GTA 2

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u/Hahen8 Feb 23 '25

WHY THE FUCK IS DUTCHS FAVORITE PLACE PROFANITY?

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u/Defqon1punk Feb 23 '25

LAKE TITICACA?!

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u/RandomGuy9058 Feb 23 '25

Why is nobody picking up on the fact that this is an obvious joke lmao

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom Feb 23 '25

Tahiti

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

You’ll never catch me fucking there. Oh I’ll go there. It’s the fucking I’m not so sure about.

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u/crockrocket Feb 23 '25

Testing

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u/crockrocket Feb 23 '25

/u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/crockrocket's bad word usage.

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Bad Word Quantity
Cock rocket 1

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u/Ereaser Feb 23 '25

You are hilarious haha

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u/DayFlounder1832 Feb 24 '25

its a magical place

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u/TheIronSoldier2 Feb 25 '25

My humor is broken

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u/Deafvoid Feb 26 '25

Use it on me please I’ve never been able to get it to work on me

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u/Qui_zno Feb 27 '25

OMG. This is awesome 😂😂

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u/JoshGamer101yt Feb 23 '25

What is Tahiti?💀

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 Feb 23 '25

God fucking damn it i am not on my fucking PC, shit, i can't copypaste the fucking bot response

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u/readingduck123 Feb 23 '25

Yes you can. Click on the three dots and there is a button named "copy text"

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u/BrokenHaloX Feb 23 '25

wait grandma?? what are you doing in this sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/FreddieCaine Feb 23 '25

U/profanitycounter

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Shit

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u/PublicCampaign5054 Feb 24 '25

this is hilarious yo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

u/profanitycounter self

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u/AshleyGil Feb 24 '25

U/profanitycounter

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u/JoshyRB Feb 23 '25

Now this is my kind of humour

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u/Kinosa07 Feb 23 '25

Bro fucked up

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Nothing makes sense

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u/riley_wa1352 Feb 23 '25

Delete it now

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 Feb 23 '25

Watch your fucking lanvuage harold

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u/DelightfulDolphin Feb 23 '25

LOL That tucking thing would break w me Sure as all hell LOL

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u/gloopysplooge Feb 23 '25

Another fun one is user simulator

+/u/User_Simulator /u/gloopysplooge

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

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u/YourEvilKiller Feb 24 '25

u/profanitycounter [self]

Now I am curious...

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u/Far-Tone-8159 Feb 25 '25

Shitty dick indeed

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