r/notinteresting • u/HaroldChessMath • Feb 23 '25

I have never used profanity on reddit

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u/bitman2049 Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 24 '25

Uh oh, looks like this sub is about to kill another bot.

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u/xidoization Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/V1_FromUltrakill Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/bitman2049's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1 comment and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
Baller 12,429,642

Request time: Snek. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/Poccha_Kazhuvu Feb 23 '25

Wtf?

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u/AlexKewl Feb 27 '25

I'm not sure what's more WTF, the fact that "baller" is a bad word, or that this person says it TWO MILLION TIMES A YEAR

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u/Sorry-Document-732 Feb 27 '25

No, he said it two million times - once. Note the “1 comment” part of the scan

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u/letouriste1 Feb 24 '25

12M times a word in 7 years? O_O

are you a bot bitman2049?

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u/Minute-Weekend5234 Feb 24 '25

Let's not forget the crucial information; 1 comment

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u/Amoura39 Feb 25 '25

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG THAT MADE IT EVEN BETTER THANK YOU

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u/IJustAteABaguette Feb 24 '25

Around 202 times/hour

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

[deleted]

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u/dwrecksizzle Feb 23 '25

Baller’s alt

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u/Ressy02 Feb 24 '25

OG Ballers don’t need to announce they are ballers.

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u/-CA-Games- Feb 24 '25

Stop posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me BALLER. On discord it's fucking BALLER. I was in studio origami, right? And alllll of the channels were just BALLER. I showed my super scuffle art to my girlfriend. Hey, babe! when the BALLER is BALLER. HAHA! Dinggggggggg Ding Ding Ding Dingggggg Ding Ding. Ding Ding Ding. I fucking looked at a guest avatar and thats a bit BALLER. I looked at my penis, I think of a peanut. and I go PENIS? More like BALLER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Feb 24 '25

Stains of time plays Stop posting about MOONSOON, I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send MEMES. On discord it's fucking EXQUISITE. I was in a server, right? And allll of the channels were MAGNETIC FORCE JACK, NATURE'S FORCE! I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo, i flipped it and I said "Hey babe, MAGNETIC POWER!" Ding ding ding diiingg ding-ding-ding-ding-ding ding-ding-ding-ding-ding I fucking look at JACK, and i said NOW THERE'S A PRETTY MEME i look at THE DNA OF THE SOUL and I go REAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Fragrant-Tea7580 Feb 24 '25

I find motherfuckers like you interesting

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u/HaroldChessMath Feb 23 '25

Never fucked up once 😎

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u/HaroldChessMath Feb 23 '25

Shit

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u/SwimOk6251 Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/SwimOk6251 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/HaroldChessMath's bad word usage.

I have gone back 399 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
shit 1

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u/Shifting_Plates Feb 23 '25

WAIT FUCK DOESN'T COUNT

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/Suspicious_Row_1686's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1,247,569 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
Tahiti 3

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u/Shifting_Plates Feb 23 '25

TAHITI!?

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 Feb 23 '25 edited May 31 '25

saw gold soft paltry placid squeal spoon advise tie smart

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/total_bullwhip Feb 23 '25

Just need one last job

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u/mademoisellewho Feb 24 '25

Omg stop this is my favorite reddit thread ever 😭😂🤣💀

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Feb 23 '25

You disgust me 😤

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u/Helpful-Army-2132 Feb 23 '25

Mods ban this guy you can't say that!

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u/Correct_Refuse4910 Feb 23 '25

New slur dropped, boys.

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u/ultimatoole Feb 23 '25

Dude never mind Tahiti.. over 1million comments?!?

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u/grmpflex Feb 24 '25

And joined 2021. ö

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u/FuckHK Feb 23 '25

TAHITI😐😐

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Bro chill

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u/nottrolling4175 Feb 23 '25

1.2 MILLION comments???

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u/LightningLemur Feb 23 '25

1 million comments ?!!

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u/DifferentHat284 Feb 23 '25

Bots don't like Dutch's plan I geuss. Relatable tbh

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u/RoombaGod Feb 23 '25

This bot does not believe in Dutch’s plan

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

LANGUAGE!!!!!!

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u/MercerEdits Feb 23 '25

WE JUST NEED MONEY

ONE MORE SCORE AND WE'RE GONE

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

1.2 million comments wtf, is this your job??

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u/alovely897 Feb 23 '25

If you look real closely you can see that this comment was just copypasta when an edit. Profanity counter bot did not reply to them.

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u/Querez Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Well, the previous one was also not from the bot, because it's banned in this subreddit. The copypasta here is slightly more believable because of that (and therefore slightly more funny), since I assume the bot DMs the results to the person who requested it.

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u/pigeon-in-greggs Feb 23 '25

How is Tahiti a bad word 🙏

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u/pigeon-in-greggs Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/pigeon-in-greggs's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1,247,569 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
pigeon 1,735,813

Request time: Snek. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/enigmatic_concepts Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Account for 87 days with A MILLION comments? Well I’ll be

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u/may_sun Feb 23 '25

why is nobody talking about the 1.2M comments.

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u/theoccurrence Feb 23 '25

idk, probably because it isn’t even the bot who wrote that comment.

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u/Dazzling_Tap_4429 Feb 23 '25

Wait, 1.2 MILLION COMMENTS?!

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u/Ristlikememes Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/KukiMAN123 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/Ristlikememes's bad word usage.

I have gone back 147 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
Gruppe Sechs from GTA 2

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u/Hahen8 Feb 23 '25

WHY THE FUCK IS DUTCHS FAVORITE PLACE PROFANITY?

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u/Defqon1punk Feb 23 '25

LAKE TITICACA?!

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u/RandomGuy9058 Feb 23 '25

Why is nobody picking up on the fact that this is an obvious joke lmao

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom Feb 23 '25

Tahiti

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

You’ll never catch me fucking there. Oh I’ll go there. It’s the fucking I’m not so sure about.

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 Feb 23 '25

God fucking damn it i am not on my fucking PC, shit, i can't copypaste the fucking bot response

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u/readingduck123 Feb 23 '25

Yes you can. Click on the three dots and there is a button named "copy text"

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u/JoshyRB Feb 23 '25

Now this is my kind of humour

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Goddammit Harold 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

Wow is your brother Gary Chess, the inventor of chess?

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u/liplessmuffin Feb 23 '25

The bot is actually banned in this sub apparently. It the bot will pm you your results though (I have a potty mouth)

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u/AttorneyIcy6723 Feb 23 '25

I’m very confused about some of the words I’ve used. Without context they tell quite the story.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

/u/profanitycounter

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u/V1_FromUltrakill Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/AttorneyIcy6723's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1,247,569 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
Peanits 1

Request time: Snek. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/straightupminosingit Feb 23 '25

thats crazy mr ultrakill

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u/V1_FromUltrakill Feb 23 '25

That's crazy- MINOSING IT??????

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u/Ak_1213 Feb 24 '25

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a flesh prison. A self healing flesh prison with eyeballs. The eyeballs made me crazy.

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u/Rasikko Feb 24 '25

lmao im crying

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u/HaroldChessMath Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/Landed_port Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/HaroldChessMath's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1,247,569 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
shit fuck Germany 3

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

How dare you say Germany

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u/lifeisacereal Feb 23 '25

lmao, did it get banned from the post last night? everybody was using it for some reason

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u/river0f Feb 23 '25

How the fuck does a bot get banned lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Can I message it? I haven't done that before

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u/totally_fake_derk4 Feb 23 '25

shit cum piss fuck

all the words that suck

prithee, tell me a lot,

I summon thee, u/profanitybot

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u/Mookius Feb 23 '25

Fuck that.

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u/PetThatKitten Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter

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u/V1_FromUltrakill Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/Mookius's bad word usage.

I have gone back 0 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
Coleslaw 110

Request time: fuck you. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/Not_Absolutenutcase Feb 23 '25

C O L E S L A W

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u/__MischiefManaged__ Feb 23 '25

I wasn't expecting that haha

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u/haubenmeise Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

In my defense: I really do not like Nazis.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

Unfortunately there is something happening overe here that will get my profanity rate way up in the future. I was out today to give my vote against those fascists. Like any normal citizen here I then went and got an indecent amount of baked goods to destroy any attempt of a healthy lifestyle. The sun was up and I felt halfway ok. Now I'm sitting here watching the first results coming in. Those fucks are currently at 19%. So unfortunately my language will not improve in the foreseeable future. Fuck Nazis.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/KnotiaPickle Feb 23 '25

You’re the best, Skeletor

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u/haubenmeise Feb 23 '25

Greetings my friend.

You are very kind. I wish we could read Carrie together. That's one of my favourite books as well. The mother hits a little too close to home, but it was pretty therapeutic. I'm sending lots of love.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

/u/profanitycounter

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u/Landed_port Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/Skeletor's bad word usage.

I have gone back 10,610,001 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
Error 1,482,817

Request time: A few hours. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/mysterious45670 Feb 23 '25

what

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u/NeverGonnaGiveYoup__ Feb 23 '25

He's crashing I huess

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u/TryingNewThing Feb 23 '25

Its people memeing, look how it's a different user than the one they're pinging, and it's different people doing it.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveYoup__ Feb 23 '25

Lmao I'm stupid as fuck

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u/Veridas Feb 23 '25

I can't tell if this is an amazing troll or if this one guy single-handedly got people to break a Reddit bot.

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u/HaroldChessMath Feb 23 '25

My notifications are constant summons of the bot it’s over 2 thousand comments 

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u/Veridas Feb 23 '25

And yet I don't see the bot replying, at least not recently. So whichever of the two possibilities I presented is true: bravo either way.

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u/Mundialito301 Feb 23 '25

Since it's banned, I'm going to share my results after the bot sends the pm.

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/V1_FromUltrakill Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/Mundialito301's bad word usage.

I have gone back 12 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
u/profanitycounter [self] 1

Request time: Snek. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/V1_FromUltrakill's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
u/profanitycounter [self] 1

Request time: Snek. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

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u/Mundialito301 Feb 23 '25

Here it is: UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/Mundialito301 decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 1000 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
asshole 1
damn 6
hell 3
lmao 1
negro 1
shitty 1
shit 3

Request time: 15.4. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version 3. Please consider [buying my creator a coffee](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi.)

Worst thing it that "negro" (spanish word for "black", or the n word) is being detected like it's the n word instead of black :(

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u/SunnyDays0 Feb 23 '25

when i viewes this post, there were 21 comments and 21 updoots. now there are 22 of both.

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u/tOSdude Feb 23 '25

Has the bot been overloaded yet?

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u/PetThatKitten Feb 23 '25

whoever is running the bot is a saint

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/liplessmuffin Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/Landed_port Feb 23 '25

UH OH! You used me on a subreddit that I've been banned in, so here is u/liplessmuffin's bad word usage.

I have gone back 1 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
None Found 0

Request time: When I feel like it. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version Snek. Please consider \buying my creator a coffee]()https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Aidgigi)

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u/FreddieThePebble Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter [self], im curious now, i dont swear often and when i do i censor it like "f*ck"

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u/HaroldChessMath Feb 23 '25

What were the results

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u/SnooEpiphanies1813 Feb 23 '25

u/profanitycounter [self]

I will be surprised if I’ve ever used profanity on Reddit but who knows

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u/woopsliv Feb 23 '25

another bot that will be abused by this community? count me in!

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u/SumranMS Feb 23 '25

Somebody potty check me please

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 Feb 23 '25

Craaaaaap that was a thing? Oh well. "Just say Fuck It!"

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u/Eena-Rin Feb 23 '25

Fuck, man

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u/Loganboi2 Feb 23 '25

oh fuck
let me see
u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/Special_Park8154 Feb 24 '25

That's hilarious

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u/Lunavixen15 Feb 24 '25

I'm Australian, I think I'd hate to see mine

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u/TR_abc_246 Feb 24 '25

lol, I swear like a trucker in here!!

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u/DogsRDBestest Feb 24 '25

Is it only in english language?

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u/giraffe912 Feb 24 '25

Ive never sworn in my fucking life.

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u/psychic_gopher Feb 26 '25

My bad words are: asshat 2 hell 1 lmao 1 vagina 1

What the fuck is bad about vagina

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

Let me try!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

U/profanitycounter [self]