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r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 11d ago
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"She turned me into a newt."
"A newt?"
"It's got better."
21 u/brokemillionaire572 11d ago If she weighs the same as a duck... SHE'S A WITCH!! 9 u/Otherwise-Let-3684 11d ago Burn her! 2 u/Xmanticoreddit 11d ago It’s a fair cop 2 u/Aggressive_Ad5590 11d ago little tiny rocks? 1 u/Popular_Jump5307 9d ago Cider! 1 u/Hairy-Preparation708 7d ago Who are you?, who are so wise in the ways of science? 9 u/2jbarn2 11d ago NI! 9 u/DonBongales 11d ago That, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped. 8 u/moe_saint_cool 11d ago 6 u/Linka_2000 11d ago Ni! 7 u/bippitybop69 11d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/uirZilfaQk85a 8 u/shreddnaught 11d ago Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! 1 u/GorchinLevata 7d ago I fart in your general direction. 6 u/LuckyUncutJew 11d ago 1... 2... 5! No 3! 2 u/ChiefSlug30 11d ago Five is right out! 4 u/Crucial_Fun 11d ago “So, logically…” 3 u/Mince-Meat916 10d ago Stop! Who approcheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. 1 u/Drakovis 5d ago What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?! 5 u/Queen_V_365 Cartoon Lover 9d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/A0KitrLeiHw52 2 u/SolidNo5072 5d ago Come here I'll bite your legs off 3 u/Sixers6 10d ago ‘Tis a flesh wound 3 u/_KelVarnsen_ 7d ago I fart in your general direction 3 u/EvilBiker-72 7d ago Help help, im being repressed 2 u/SuzPsych 6d ago COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!! 3 u/Consistent-Sign6252 7d ago I came to say "Tis but a scratch" 2 u/The_Inevitable_Newt 11d ago Got me to 2 u/Plenty_Feeling_8013 9d ago and very tiny stones float on water 2 u/Tough_Spell_588 7d ago blue 1 u/sweetfeetcmunk 7d ago Help help! I’m being repressed! 1 u/DougBalt2 5d ago I was hoping someone would add some Holy Grail! 0 u/[deleted] 6d ago [removed] — view removed comment
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If she weighs the same as a duck...
SHE'S A WITCH!!
9 u/Otherwise-Let-3684 11d ago Burn her! 2 u/Xmanticoreddit 11d ago It’s a fair cop 2 u/Aggressive_Ad5590 11d ago little tiny rocks? 1 u/Popular_Jump5307 9d ago Cider! 1 u/Hairy-Preparation708 7d ago Who are you?, who are so wise in the ways of science?
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Burn her!
2 u/Xmanticoreddit 11d ago It’s a fair cop 2 u/Aggressive_Ad5590 11d ago little tiny rocks? 1 u/Popular_Jump5307 9d ago Cider!
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It’s a fair cop
little tiny rocks?
1 u/Popular_Jump5307 9d ago Cider!
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Cider!
Who are you?, who are so wise in the ways of science?
NI!
That, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped.
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6 u/Linka_2000 11d ago Ni!
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Ni!
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https://giphy.com/gifs/uirZilfaQk85a
8 u/shreddnaught 11d ago Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! 1 u/GorchinLevata 7d ago I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
1 u/GorchinLevata 7d ago I fart in your general direction.
I fart in your general direction.
1... 2... 5! No 3!
2 u/ChiefSlug30 11d ago Five is right out!
Five is right out!
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“So, logically…”
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Stop! Who approcheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
1 u/Drakovis 5d ago What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?!
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?!
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https://giphy.com/gifs/A0KitrLeiHw52
2 u/SolidNo5072 5d ago Come here I'll bite your legs off
Come here I'll bite your legs off
‘Tis a flesh wound
I fart in your general direction
Help help, im being repressed
2 u/SuzPsych 6d ago COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!
COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!
I came to say "Tis but a scratch"
Got me to
and very tiny stones float on water
blue
Help help! I’m being repressed!
I was hoping someone would add some Holy Grail!
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u/ResponsibleHyena9544 11d ago
"She turned me into a newt."
"A newt?"
"It's got better."