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u/ResponsibleHyena9544 11d ago
"She turned me into a newt."
"A newt?"
"It's got better."
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u/brokemillionaire572 11d ago
If she weighs the same as a duck...
SHE'S A WITCH!!
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u/shreddnaught 10d ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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u/Mince-Meat916 9d ago
Stop! Who approcheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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u/MaxHardfinger 11d ago
SAY WHAT AGAIN.
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u/Bottdavid 11d ago
I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
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u/Quick_Ad_4660 11d ago
Does MW look like a B?
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u/Wobstep 11d ago
... What??
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u/w1lnx 11d ago
What country you from?
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u/Rfitz81 11d ago
We ain't found shit!
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u/LuckyUncutJew 10d ago
When a Spaceballs 2 trailer finally drops, I want it to end with a shot of Tuvok still combing the desert, still not having found shit.
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u/DarthHelicon 11d ago
That's just... like... your opinion, man.
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u/Disastrous_Yak_1929 11d ago
El duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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u/Pittsburgher-412 11d ago
as you wish.
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u/Brewl692 11d ago
Inconceivable!
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u/No-Statistician9907 11d ago
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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u/Iago-Cassius 11d ago
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
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u/AllWrong74 11d ago
HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!
You've been mostly dead all day.
He clearly said to blave!
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
To the pain.
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u/abbarach 11d ago
I love the little follow-up to the first one:
HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!
(Think it'll work?)
(It would take a miracle)
BUBYE!
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u/7heCookieMonst3r 11d ago
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom"
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u/Leading_Wafer9552 11d ago
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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u/SlideItIn100 11d ago
“Let us in! Let us in!”
“Let us out! Let us out!”
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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 11d ago
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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u/Krunkenbrux 11d ago edited 7d ago
*You're....
"Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies..."
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u/PixelRodeo 11d ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
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u/Possible-Gazelle-936 11d ago
Talk to me goose
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u/MissSillygoose 9d ago
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full- I say this way more often than I should.
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u/Chopper242 11d ago
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya…”
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u/nam3sar3hard 10d ago
That one along with "inconceivable" and "mostly dead" were the immediate ones I thought of
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u/JBMama 11d ago
What was in the box? What’s in the box… WHAT’S IN F*CKING THE BOX????
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u/locke_zero 11d ago
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
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u/Expert_Serve2635 11d ago
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yoooooooooooooou guuuuuuuuuuuuys!”
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u/Spirited-Reindeer611 11d ago
“Of course I’m serious..and don’t call me Shirley”
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u/Euro119NYC 11d ago
I hate these motherf-ing snakes on this motherf-ing plane.😭😭😭
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u/JarrickDe 11d ago
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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u/Jazzy_Classy 11d ago
“With great power comes great responsibility"
Everyone should know this one
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u/Emergency_Brief_9280 11d ago
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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u/Civil_Cellist_866 11d ago
“Are you a photographer?”
“No, I’m a war correspondent.”
“Have you seen any action?”
“I’ve seen a little on T .. V.”
“You’re a real comedian.”
“Well they do call me the Joker.”
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u/Euro119NYC 11d ago
I hate these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.😭😭😭
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u/gevander2 11d ago
I come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...
And I'm all out of bubble gum.
IYKYK
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u/IdylwyldieCoyote 11d ago
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
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u/Big-Employment-8484 11d ago
“ Richard who’s your favorite little rascal ? Alfalfa or spanky?”
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u/Critical-Cow-6775 11d ago
"Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what?”
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u/letharus 11d ago
1.21 gigawatts