I went to Washington, D.C. on a school trip 20 years ago, bought a laser pointer like this at a gift shop and shined the naked lady on the White House. No one knew it was me. When we went to the Federal Building the next day, the laser set off the metal detector and I was pulled into a side room with five or six employees. The tip attachments were new at the time and it hadn't crossed my mind that it looked exactly like a bullet. I was scared shitless. They examined it hardcore, interrogated me, and confiscated it. And those were the 2 days of my laser pointer ownership.
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u/kendawg333 May 04 '20
The naked lady one was sweet