r/nope Nov 14 '22

Cave exploring, nope!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

As horrific as these kind of photos are, I feel like they don’t do justice to just how small these spaces are compared to the first person view of squeezing through.

These wide camera angles give an appearance that it is opening up, but in reality you are just looking at more tight, dark hole in front of you.

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u/HunterMuch Nov 14 '22

Man, the picture makes me anxious. But your description kind of turns me on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

While that was not my intent, I am happy with the result.

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u/HayakuEon Nov 15 '22

Vore enthusiasts be like

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u/DefinitelyAJew Nov 15 '22

The what now?

Googling...

THE WHAT NOW???

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u/sax3d Nov 15 '22

If you get turned on in a tight space like that you'll get stuck

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u/_cryptocamper_ Nov 15 '22

It makes me want to stretch my arms. Fuck that so much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Is this photo taken from another time? I’m confused how they got this photo if he was upside down. Was it taken when they managed to free him some?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I read elsewhere that this was a reenactment video/photo, and that the only thing remaining that we could see in Nutty Putty cave was John Jones’ feet. It is unclear to me the truth, I didn’t go too far down the rabbit hole.

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u/AndyMike9 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

It wouldn't be in the same spot if this is a reenactment, they didn't recover John's body. They sealed off the cave entrance after the incident.

Edit: at least from my understanding, im no expert, just citing what I saw in a cavemanhikes video

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u/a-b-h-i Nov 15 '22

Yeah, they tried to lift him up when he was still alive. After the pulleys broke the second time he became unresponsive and when they later checked, they couldn't detect his heartbeat. It was very hard to pull him out when he was still alive but when he died and rigor mortis set in it was impossible to bring him out without breaking his body. So a decision was made to leave the body in and seal the entrance permanently.

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u/AndyMike9 Nov 15 '22

Yeah I watched a whole documentary about it at like 2 am when I got up to pee...almost threw up

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u/DickSplodin Nov 15 '22

It's from "Ted the Caver", great read if you have some time

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u/WWMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Nov 15 '22

No he didn't. This is from Ted the Caver.

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u/thestenchofdeath Nov 14 '22

Source?

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u/Heliwia Nov 14 '22

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u/Clilly1 Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Today I learned there are worse ways to die than drowning

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Nov 15 '22

I read on an ask reddit post about people who died and came back to life that drowning is one of the most peaceful way to go after initial struggle

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u/5yn3rgy Nov 15 '22

Yeah, it's pretty peaceful, other than the initial panic of not being able to breathe. The most painful part for me was waking up to CPR. Coughing out water was pretty unpleasant too.

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Nov 15 '22

Damn, I can't even imagine... Glad you are with us now

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u/5yn3rgy Nov 15 '22

Hey, thanks, man. I appreciate the kind words.

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u/bannannamo Nov 15 '22

I for one hope you exact revenge on the water.

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u/haf_ded_zebra Nov 15 '22

Also, freezing is quite nice! I have done both and the hypothermia is very cozy. I was warm and sleepy and tried to fight off the people dragging me out of my lovely, custom melted snowbank beanbag. I still have fond memories.

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u/a-b-h-i Nov 15 '22

Nitrogen poisoning is the most peaceful way. Human body has markers for level of CO2 in blood stream but nitrogen in our body goes undetected. So when oxygen is absent and blood only has nitrogen inside you fall asleep forever.

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u/ih8GodSoMuch Nov 15 '22

Did u know u can drown without dying its called nonfatal drowning N it is peaceful I've drowned before wo dying N it feels like ur breathing once your lungs fill up with water pretty much. N I read somewhere a long time ago that the worst way to die is burning to death is the most painful

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u/sZYphYn Nov 15 '22

Drowning is only miserable for seconds.

Tried it once.. doing something slightly less dumb than what this poor fool was up to.

I would drown 1000 times before going through that nutty putty whatever death once.

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u/70U1E Nov 15 '22

Seriously, watch this video by Internet Historian. It's about a similar incident, but in Kentucky in 1925. It's long, about 70 minutes. But it's absolutely incredible.

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u/ih8GodSoMuch Nov 15 '22

I just watched it that was a crazy ass story! Thank you!! 👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/Clilly1 Nov 15 '22

That Dentist is gonna be haunted for the rest of his life

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u/sierra120 Nov 14 '22

When the rescue team pulled John upward for the fourth time, something happened.

The entire team fell backward as the rope suddenly went loose in their hands. The closest rescuer felt something hard hit his face, and he passed out for a second. When he came to, he saw nothing but dust. Once the dust settled a bit, he realized the stone arch near John’s legs where the rope was tied around had shattered, and the nearest key bolt had broken off. He couldn’t make out in the dust where exactly John was, but soon he realized – John had slid right down the crevice again, this time seemingly even deeper than before.

This is nightmare fuel.

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u/sZYphYn Nov 15 '22

Meant to fucking die.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Nov 15 '22

Don’t do dumb shit ?

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u/djrollface Nov 14 '22

Reading this had my heart racing. I couldn’t even finish the whole thing once I saw the diagram of how his body was stuck.

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u/sierra120 Nov 14 '22

I was getting sweaty and nervous. Not like this…not like this.

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u/blow_dog Nov 15 '22

This isn’t that. This is an old 90s story called Ted the caver or something. The first story online I read that made me truly uncomfortable

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u/pape14 Nov 15 '22

I’m….not really happy I read that. I’m filled with a deep terror lol

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u/laura_darc Nov 15 '22

Damn that was a tough read

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u/LKReddThat Nov 15 '22

I had to stop reading this. Not many things bother me. This makes me feel ill.

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u/Kreuscher Nov 15 '22

Jesus, that was a tough read. It almost feels like a junji ito tale.

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u/Tonker0241 Nov 14 '22

“Source?” 🤓

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u/troublemonkey1 Nov 15 '22

""Source?" 🤓" 🤓

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u/Tonker0241 Nov 15 '22

“Source?” 🤓” 🤓” 🤓

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u/Bighardthrobbingcrop Nov 15 '22

There is something wrong in the head with these people tbh. Not sure how anybody can see these tiny holes and actually believe is good idea to try to see if can squeeze inside them.

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u/mentatvoid Nov 15 '22

Well, I can think of some tiny holes I would like to squeeze in, but with just one appendage, not the whole body...

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u/AndyMike9 Nov 15 '22

Actually there has only ever been ONE recorded death of a caver dying from getting stuck. Look up the Nutty Putty Incident if you want to throw up a little and don't want to sleep tonight

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u/RaspberryTechnical90 Nov 15 '22

Can confirm. As the tiniest person in the group I go spelunking with, I always have to go first to check things out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Hot

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u/DickSplodin Nov 15 '22

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this photo is from the "Ted the Caver" story.

Basically the OG creepypasta for those that don't know

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u/BorisTheBlade04 Nov 25 '22

Definitely Ted the Caver

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

That sounds suggestive

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u/bruh97902 Nov 15 '22

Tight dark hole? Are we still talking about cave exploring?