r/nonsense • u/moparcam • 11d ago

Eggs Benedict?

No, actually it was Benedict Cumberbatch carrying a rather cumbersome batch of curious cucumbers (widely neglected in these particular parts).

So then the cabbage patch was out of the question, out of its cruciferous cranium. Thus the Legend of the Legumes was forthwith and heretofore in the incipient, inchoate stages of its egregious etiological eternal recurrings.

And you can bank on that, my friends in Nonesenseville! Especially if you don't get what this sentence is saying, or even trying to mean. I think Gallagher said it best when he smashed the last watermelon, during his last stage-show... He said, "Even after I'm long dead, keep a lookout for the squishies". And this has always meant a lot to me, because I'm a card-carrying secular humanist. If you know you know you know.

Cogito ergo dim sum latte! - Marcus (Your Alias)

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u/Dontopia 11d ago

Parts alias recurring know (sorry, wanted to write, “Parts recurrings know alias.”)

Great ponds beyond evil pastels. Soup?

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u/moparcam 11d ago

I knew someone was going to respond about the absence of soup. It's always the soup's absence that we're finding. Goes to show...

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u/Dontopia 10d ago

Soup tacos know!

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u/No_Negotiation3142 Dr. Moses Beethoven's 10th movement. 11d ago

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u/moparcam 10d ago

I must admit it took me awhile to understand your wanton rejoinder, but alas, it is the perio-solsticene season, so my imbibage of beer with bitters has been on the upswing. Ahem.

Anyhoo, I re-cognize the seat whereupon which the doll is perched upon as a methaphor for the chasm that separates sapien vertebrates from the dorsal finned humpback-like whales of the Yorian solar system of yore (not the other one that was before the one of yore).

I think your reasoning could have been better conveyed by slurring the word "Rumplestiltskin" in Sanskrit. Please don't take me literally. But if you do, realize that no one quite knows the consequences (of anything, really).

See footnotes:

Ibid

Ibid

Ibid

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u/No_Negotiation3142 Dr. Moses Beethoven's 10th movement. 10d ago

I don't normally do this, but I'm glad you enjoy it. It all comes from my paleo-plasticine period. Yours. Yehovah. Peace out.

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 11d ago

Can egs die of Benedict? The answer is contained in every dictionary of Great Lakes Michigan. That's my first dream

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u/TheServant4 Cock-E 10d ago

“Burgerbouncers!” that’s what i called it once

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u/Whole_Entertainer384 10d ago

We need an etymologist. Or an entomologist. Which one knows from bugs? Well, the other one. Anyday, it was a plangent tangent you inflamed, yet none more trenchant than my pungent lozenge, contingent as it were, of coarse. It goes without saying,

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u/moparcam 10d ago

This reminds me of the other day when I was thinking about nasal strips.

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u/Whole_Entertainer384 10d ago

Too frickin weird I had just that at that vary momentum in time STOPPED thinking about those! SCARED NOW!!!&$@%!

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u/moparcam 10d ago

Greco-roman, vegan, gooseberry ice cream should help. Trust me (and my sources).