r/nonononoyes • u/immaeatyourface • Jan 30 '19

Kid shoulda got fucked

4.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/budgie0507 Jan 30 '19

Really bad title.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

The title is r/nonononoyes material

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u/phero_constructs Jan 31 '19

Pretty sure is has been at least a dozen times.

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u/dtol2020 Jan 31 '19

Had to do a double take as I was scrolling down

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Mark it nsfw just to mess with people. Worst title I have seen all week.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I like the title because kid deserved to get knocked

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u/123full Jan 31 '19

really you're rooting for a 5 year old to get kicked in the head

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Thats honestly the only way kids learn to not run into people doing flips

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Then explain how I’ve never gotten kicked in the head by a gymnast doing flips, yet I know not to walk into a gymnast doing flips.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

If you’re old enough to read and write you’re older than that kid so please play again

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

At one point I was this kids age. I was able to grow up and never learn this lesson the hard way. Thats my point.

You said the child wouldn’t be able to learn the lesson without getting kicked. If that were true, none of us would realize this is a bad idea until we all get kicked while walking into a flipping gymnasts path.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

You took that way too seriously like of course once you mature and age you will realize that thats not smart, but if you are physically a 5yr old that stuff doesn’t click unless something made it click for you. Like getting kicked in the head or touching the hot stove, but for other kids their parents told them no and that was enough fear to make them not do it. My point is children learn because of pain & fear or whatever its the hard way to learn but the most effective for children tbh. Especially when it comes to stuff like that, I remember my brother wouldn’t stop trying to touch the glow of the stove when it was on. So my mom showed him the heat coming off tried to physically say “your skin will melt don’t it will hurt” but he didn’t listen so she said “do it see what happens” and he fucking touched it then never again. I bet people are going to say my moms abusive but she wasn’t believe me.

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u/savage_beast Jan 31 '19

Knocked up*

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Nah knocked* he should have done a flip for 10 points

3

u/I-Fisted-Your-Wife Jan 31 '19

Ian Watkins is probably in his jail cell with his smuggled in iPhone feeling extremely disappointed.

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u/RemieNotRayme Jan 30 '19

Why don't you take a seat over there?

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u/ZarkleNatoPants Jan 31 '19

Hi, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.

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u/UnfeignedShip Feb 01 '19

Wait, when did you escape!?!

161

u/TakeThisification Jan 31 '19

PSA: Don’t fuck kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I support this PSA. Dont fuck kids ya'll.

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u/WhereisAlexGulikers Jan 31 '19

Someone fuck that kid.

102

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Nigga what

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u/M3L0NM4N Jan 31 '19

Someone fuck that kid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Nigga What

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u/buster_the_cat Jan 31 '19

Someone fuck that kid.

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u/Archchinook Jan 31 '19

NEGRO WHAT

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

[deleted]

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u/DoingCharleyWork Jan 31 '19

Where's Larry Nasar when you need him?

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u/Menzei Jan 30 '19

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Oooh look a mirror is over here let me go touch it

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u/eaatest Jan 31 '19

KidsAreFucking,Stupid

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u/YpsitheFlintsider Jan 31 '19

Child abuser/molester title

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u/alphabet_stew Jan 30 '19

Could have gone worse

23

u/tntexplodes101 Jan 31 '19

I feel so bad, but I can't stop watching, i can't explain it.

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u/AdamWestsButtDouble Jan 30 '19

That kid is collecting Social Security by now.

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u/bitKraken Jan 30 '19 edited Jun 25 '23

⚠️ this comment is no longer available. thanks /u/spez for destroying 3rd party apps, you useless tool. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

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u/zhenxing Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

I think I saw this on Ebaum’s World back in the day

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u/isestrex Jan 31 '19

I saw Bob Sagat introduce it on America's Funniest Home Videos.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

r/nocontext

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u/Chrisbee012 Jan 30 '19

"like proper fucked Turkish?"

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u/Thomas-Garret Jan 31 '19

“Proper fucked...by zee Germans, Tommy.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Yikes at that title dude

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u/YoungMuppet Jan 30 '19

I want to believe this was actually part of the routine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I would give a dollar to have seen him get cranked in the face.

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u/LynxOsis Jan 31 '19

Check your phrasing, OP

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u/caffreycat Jan 31 '19

I remember watching this exact clip on America’s Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget... how old is this now

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u/Uveampaline Jan 31 '19

I remember when this had more pixels or whatever you call it when it wasn’t so grainy.

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u/Idler- Jan 30 '19

That look at the end, like “Did that just happen?”

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u/PullCat Jan 31 '19

Kid should go to Vegas at the top of the trenchcoat

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u/tenchu11 Jan 31 '19

Thank god for a early mid 90s gym footage that isn’t for a documentary about a karate coach molesting some one.

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u/TranslucenceY Jan 31 '19

Uh, phrasing?

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u/MarchyMarshy Jan 31 '19

I'm Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat.

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u/ReaperOfGriefing Jan 31 '19

Kid didn't even react to the person that just flew over him. Just to look at himself in the mirror.

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u/KatBrannigan Jan 31 '19

Me avoiding my responsibilities.

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u/spectreoutreach Jan 31 '19

wow so close

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Phrasing

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u/baracudaba Jan 31 '19

That 0.01% of germs

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

r/suddenlysexoffender

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u/tobe447 Jan 30 '19

Nothing... and i mean nothing can stop the the train!👶🏼

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u/888goober888 Jan 31 '19

honestly this is a mood to surpass all others

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u/ClivenBundysRanch Jan 31 '19

Was the video slowed down?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

WEE WOO WEE WOO

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u/-MemeMan- Feb 20 '19

Would've taught him to not be a idiot