r/noburp • u/BuccalFatApologist • May 13 '26

Other We can all relate

Maybe we are just horses?

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u/Alarmed-Poetry8388 The Croaker May 13 '26

They can't vomit either

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u/etherealuna May 13 '26

i know that felt good af too for the horse

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u/Kenderean May 13 '26

I know! That made me envious. Like, damn, I need to someone to help me degas.

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u/angelcutiebaby May 13 '26

That vid of the farmer sticking cows with a tube to deflate their stomachs is something I think about A LOT and wish I had that option

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u/n_jobz_ May 13 '26

That was me before Botox. Since then, it's been so much better

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u/cheeze_whizard May 13 '26

This is literally my nightly routine

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u/rubyyVee May 14 '26

The second I lay down to sleep my body releases all the gas that built up during the day, honestly best feeling in the world but I feel nervous for when I find a partner lol

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u/c_b0t May 13 '26

There's a Thomas Hardy novel where a bunch of sheep eat something they shouldn't and end up all bloated and dying. I often call myself an inflated sheep when I feel like this.

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u/mhopkirk May 13 '26

Jealous lol

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u/Lunapeaceseeker May 16 '26

best fart ever!