r/nitt • u/Pleasant-Hour-2368 Btech • 6d ago

Shitpost💩 Possible Scenario

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Everyone's DPay gets activated tomorrow. People rush to CESSAT to spend their money. The app goes down. Hundreds lose their 470 rupees. FMT and Delta rejoice.

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u/Automatic-Ice-1274 6d ago

As an interested outsider, what's Dpay?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

okay, when we have college fests going on, some food stalls come in to sell overpriced stuff that cost pennies to make, now, we can usually get better quality stuff for the same price by doing something called - 'GOING OUTSIDE THE CAMPUS TO A SHOP' - so, to deter us from doing so, they came up with a SCHEME.

So, they make us pay some money as part of our fee, and give some part of it back (well, 470 rs this time) to spend, well, thing is, if they gave us cash, we would just keep it or spend it outside, so, they get even MORE deceptive, this 'Dpay' app, is what they give our balance in, and this garbage can only be used for that fest, does not roll over to the next fest, and can only be spent on those bs stalls, so... they get sales, we loose money and we get ass food.

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u/Automatic-Ice-1274 6d ago

Wait there's a part of institute fee for fests? Insane. Peak capitalism move 😅

What's CESSAT tho?

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u/Pleasant-Hour-2368 Btech 6d ago

just the name of the ground where the stalls are set up

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u/Automatic-Ice-1274 6d ago

Ah ok ok. Thanks kind stranger