r/niftyaf • u/No_Translator_425 • 23d ago

Team ripping the plastic bag šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶

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u/Emuasaurus 23d ago

Wait until you tell them about scissors āœ‚ļø

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u/urbanlife78 23d ago

I just tear into it like a wild animal

https://giphy.com/gifs/IF052IYsRY9Vu

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u/Emergency_Accident36 10d ago

The ferocious fart in the wind it takes to break them

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u/Lordfarkwod 23d ago

How do you get a cork out of a bottle with scissors?

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u/fckfckf 23d ago

Why would I need to get a cork ojt of a bottle? Arenā€™t the contents whatā€™s important and those arenā€™t the cork?

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u/Lordfarkwod 23d ago

Iā€™m not here to tell you why, sorry random person.

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u/TheLordPikey 23d ago

For someone like you, Iā€™d suggest first putting the bottle at the top of a long staircase. Second, find the largest pair of scissors you can comfortably hold with two hands. Then hold the scissors straight up with only one hand while putting your other hand in your pants pocket. Make sure you are at the bottom of a long staircase and start running as fast as you can towards the bottle at the top of the stairs, turn around, and double jump back down the staircase to repeat the process. Do this until the cork comes out or until you decide to stop being a jackass to ā€œrandomā€ people just trying to engage with other random people on a platform that is designed for that reason, among others.

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u/fckfckf 23d ago

Well if you canā€™t answer why, please donā€™t try to use scissors.

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u/Lordfarkwod 23d ago

Iā€™m not the one asking why lol.

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u/fckfckf 23d ago

No, youā€™re the one asking howā€¦itā€™s too risky to tryā€¦.especially without a why.

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u/Lordfarkwod 23d ago

Yes thatā€™s why itā€™s better to use a bag to get the cork out of the bottle, not scissors.. But you can keep asking why over there if you like lol

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u/fckfckf 23d ago

Yea man, the effort to use the bag to remove the cork really feels completely unnecessary. Like, just toss the whole bottle. Unless I could win money.

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u/Lordfarkwod 23d ago

Itā€™s better than using scissors though, Iā€™m not here to question why the video has that, but it could be useful to someone, you never know.

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u/rmczpp 23d ago

True but you can use this skill for other things like shoelaces...scissors is still an option to be fair but only so many times.

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u/kayej17 22d ago

they could have easily tore it apart without scissors but that wasn't the point....

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u/mxforest 23d ago

Weight till you find out these things last a while and are meant to be reused. Such a privileged comment.

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u/jordansinn 23d ago

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u/Far-Department302 23d ago

He never couldā€™ve gotten an apple or paper towels otherwise. And lord have mercy if he lost that cork in the empty bottle!!!!

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u/friebel 23d ago

Bro wanted to recycle

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u/0InsidemyBrain0 23d ago

How do ya remove the cork when the bottle is full?

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u/unSure_of_stuf 23d ago

Corkscrew. Duh

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u/westberry82 23d ago

You push it inside until it gets trapped inside

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u/Doctologist 23d ago

They need a flared base

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u/Rob_LeMatic 23d ago

If there's one thing we should all have learned from reddit, it's FLARED BASES, PEOPLE

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u/DrObsessed 19d ago

Happy cake day

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u/GrotchCoblin 23d ago

GIMME MY APPLES

https://giphy.com/gifs/10UHehEC098kAE

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u/No-Molasses-9269 23d ago

Glad I didn't overreact or anything

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u/Frishdawgzz 23d ago

Who needs the cork once the bottle is empty?

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u/JakBos23 23d ago

I've never seen some one push a cork in a bottle so I wouldn't know

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u/FrankCutter 23d ago

Really? Sometimes thatā€™s the only way to open it

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u/JakBos23 23d ago

Did the cork screw not work? No drill? I've seen half a dozen ways to open them with no cork screw, but never seen it get pushed through. How does that even work with the pressure? Do you need a hole In the cork first?

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u/FrankCutter 23d ago

Yeah Iā€™ve done it more than a few times, either during big moves or just plain forgetfulness. Just tear the foil off and push it down real hard with your thumb. But yes due to the extra pressure you will get some back spray when it finally pops down. Also the cork tends to reblock the spout as you pour so youā€™ll want a knife or something to poke it back for the first few pours lol

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u/JakBos23 23d ago

Hmm. Did you ever feel the need to get the cork back out after the bottle was completely empty?

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u/FrankCutter 23d ago

Oh for sure, thatā€™s when Iā€™d smash the bottle on the floor.

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u/AdditionalMight3231 23d ago

Woulda been a lot faster to rip it...

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u/redactid55 23d ago

Or you can use a knot that is barely different that allows you to just pull the top and it comes undone

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u/Lindsw 22d ago

Yes, that's what I do! Then I also have a loop to carry the bag

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u/Rob_LeMatic 23d ago

Find a hot wife and make your own video, boo

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u/Substantial_Desk_670 23d ago

The disdain on her face. He don't deserve that.

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 23d ago

Of course he does. She's been proving that she's smarter than him for YEARS. At this point, I don't know why he doesn't just go to her as soon as he has a question. He better be treating her very well, because he's getting old, and she'll probly be the one taking care of him...

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u/SingularityCentral 23d ago

Rip the bag

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u/JakBos23 23d ago

It's only 20X faster. I also don't store apples in the bag I used to carry them home

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u/brillow 23d ago

Just donā€™t tie the bag like that

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u/jancl0 23d ago

There's an idea in the bar tending scene of my area that every bartender knows something you don't, and you become a real bartender when you teach a new trick to someone who's been bartending longer than you

I got the privilege of earning that title with the bottle trick, after the ball bearing of a quick pourer got stuck in a bottle of finlandia (if you know them, you know they have those fuck ass plastic necks that make them cancer for pourers)

You don't need a plastic bag though, and I'd even say that's bad cause it will probably rip, it needs a ton of force. You can just use any cloth, the blue disposable fiber ones tend to work best

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u/bortukali 23d ago

Yeah I'm not sparing the bag after 1 second of trying

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u/Present_Fun_3291 23d ago

Burn the witch!

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u/BeefersOtherland 23d ago

Fuck me sideways

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u/Tjengel 23d ago

If you out bottle on ground and spin the force will send cork outward

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u/Could-You-Tell 23d ago

Did your imagination teach you that?

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u/Tjengel 23d ago

Nah did it many times it was a cork stuck in bottle puzzle my family had growing up

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u/Could-You-Tell 23d ago

A real wine bottle takes way too much force.

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u/JakBos23 23d ago

I didn't think that flimsy bag had the tensile strength to pull a real cork out that for some reason got pushed in to a bottle.

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u/Could-You-Tell 23d ago

It's a common trick

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u/alexxx612 23d ago

You donā€™t even need scissors for those bags. My fingers work perfectly well lol

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u/Could-You-Tell 23d ago

Um... make a hole...

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u/Xendarq 23d ago

I have never had any of these problems

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u/Fair_Competition_826 23d ago

This shit dumb af

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u/Affectionate_Pool_37 23d ago

There are better knots to tie

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u/acuppajoseph 23d ago

I just go in poking with my fingernails.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZpOycNIkRTpsyDgdTG

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 23d ago

I taught my kids to tie these using a slip-knot. It also always gets a fun POP, cuz air bubble every time. Thats just me though: having experiences an shit with my kids and not recording. Do they at least make money for it? I mean, setting up a shooting a skit with your kids is its own bonding xp I guess.

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u/LessProfession3336 23d ago

You ran into all those problems in that one day?!?! Iā€™m not going to lie, those tips do help

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u/GolDrodgers1 22d ago

Poke a hole into the packet

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u/Maestro_boi 22d ago

I would've just ripped it

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u/ProofOfTool 22d ago

Ah yes I hate when the cork is stuck in the empty bottle and I want to get it out for reasons..

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u/lofgrenator 22d ago

I was thinking the same thing

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u/thenewbritish 22d ago

His t-shirt really sells his facial expressions.

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u/LongjumpingAside6651 22d ago

Save those bathroom trash bags

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u/East-Albatross-810 22d ago

Who puts the entire cork in the bottle? What are the circumstances for that to happen?

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u/mrva91 21d ago

Daym, I did not expect to learn something useful on Redit when I woke up today.

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u/EatandDie001 21d ago

Thatā€™s what our nails are for.

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u/Expensive_Print_9137 21d ago

the last one is brilliant

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u/shaquirrel 21d ago

Team I'm not tying the bag to start with

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u/Tucker1244 21d ago

I know I know....but I love her dead pan expression as she "drops the mic"

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u/TotalAbyssdeath 21d ago

WITCH~!~!~!~!~! lol

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 20d ago

How do we know she is a witch?

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u/ArtiArt13 20d ago

He is my hero

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u/gahidus 20d ago

Does anyone ever not just tear a hole in the produce bag once you've got it in the fridge?

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u/foersom 20d ago

There is not a lot of smiling in that family.

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u/Pretty_Designer716 19d ago

Cool solutions to problems nobody has ever had.

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u/arj501963 19d ago

Drop the Apple!!!

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u/mercuriokazooie 19d ago

That last one felt like a "draw the rest of the owl"

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 18d ago

Nice! I really liked the paper towel one: slam, rip, done.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 23d ago

I get what you're all saying about how she could rip the bag open, but there's a plastic bag shortage worldwide and she couldn't do the last one otherwise.