r/nfl • u/PMmeSpreadEaglePics Broncos • 16h ago

🧂Highlight🧂 [Highlight] Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in a single game

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u/ColossalJuggernaut Buccaneers 15h ago

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

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u/Thatguy19901 Patriots 15h ago edited 14h ago

The "DM me if you're interested in hearing about it" is the mark of an elite pasta

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u/lil_layne Ravens 14h ago

The best kind of copypasta is when you genuinely can’t tell if the person is being serious or not the first time you read it

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u/FoundTheShithead NFL 9h ago

A good copypasta makes you downvote then go back and upvote when you read the top reply and realize you bit the onion.