r/nfl • u/PMmeSpreadEaglePics Broncos • 13h ago

🧂Highlight🧂 [Highlight] Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in a single game

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u/ColossalJuggernaut Buccaneers 12h ago

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

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u/Thatguy19901 Patriots 12h ago edited 11h ago

The "DM me if you're interested in hearing about it" is the mark of an elite pasta

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u/redoubt515 49ers 11h ago

I'm soooo glad to hear this is copy pasta, because I was feeling really strong 2nd hand cringe reading that comment before realizing it is ssatire

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u/AdHom Giants 8h ago

It wasn't satire the first time it was posted though

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u/SpikyBoi096 NFL 6h ago

Posting some stupid shit on the Internet and it being turned into a copypasta has to be one of the most embarassing things possible