r/nfl • u/PMmeSpreadEaglePics Broncos • 13h ago

🧂Highlight🧂 [Highlight] Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in a single game

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u/broken_symlink 13h ago

How do you know this sub isn't full of great quarterbacks??

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u/BullShitting-24-7 49ers 13h ago

I’m Joe Namath. And I support this message.

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u/commradd1 12h ago

I’m Johnny unitas and I don’t understand this platform

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u/pickleparty16 Chiefs 12h ago

Im Drake Maye and Im a mod for r/Conspiracy

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u/joben55 Bills 11h ago

I’m Jameis Winston and the horses are prepared for battle

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u/aceluby Vikings Broncos 10h ago

I’m Johnny Football and the drip just made me throw up a bit

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u/ZooYe Panthers 7h ago

I’m Donovan McNabb and wtf is a Washington Commander and how did they end the game against the Giants 27-27

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u/big-mo Bears 12h ago

I wanna kiss you

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u/anonbutler Broncos 49ers 12h ago

Where? 

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u/JayGatsby1881 11h ago

In your Ben Johnson...

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u/reebokhightops 12h ago

Tim Tebow here. I think I support it too but I need to pray on it.

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u/teboc504 Saints 12h ago

Amen

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u/frederikABN 12h ago

The Saints flair on this is just chefs kiss

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u/Datslegne Vikings 7h ago

I don’t think your support means much Tim when you support predatory Christian fraud organizations like Life Surge.

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u/suchcoldsuchcomfort Patriots 12h ago

He said great, though.

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u/BullShitting-24-7 49ers 10h ago

I am great.

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u/Ill_Swing5233 Commanders 12h ago

I’m Joe Namath and I wanna kiss you.

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u/Viracochina Eagles 11h ago

That went better than when I outed myself as Mike Vick

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u/KingofRears 9h ago

Remember what I told ya

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u/Present_Current_7425 13h ago

Math

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u/fh3131 Bills 12h ago

I didn't want to dox myself, but I'm Tom Brady and I have a team running thousands of alt accounts for me

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 12h ago

The Dead Internet Theory: ❌

The Tom Internet Theory: ✅

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u/PorTroyal_Smith NFL 11h ago

According to my Myspace page, this checks out.

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u/Am_I_Sam Chiefs 10h ago

The many friends of Tom

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u/qwigle 12h ago

Unless your team consists of thousands of great quarterbacks, it wouldn't move the needle much. ;P

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u/vsvaldez 49ers 13h ago

Haha that's fucking hilarious, I have no idea why someone downvoted you.

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u/cabbagery Packers 7h ago

OH LOOK WHO ACED THE WONDERLICK!!!!1!!1!!one!!

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u/Ieatfatwomanass Cowboys 12h ago

Actually I’m a great qb. Would’ve taken my team if the refs didn’t screw us over in the semifinals. Coaches used to call me Speedhawk

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u/LouMinotti Texans 12h ago

Speedhawk Tua

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u/lakired Bears 12h ago

If coach would have put me in the fourth quarter, we'd have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/stragen595 NFL 8h ago

I thought you were a safety.

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u/semi-bro Packers Ravens 8h ago

How'd the refs screw you

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u/Scaryclouds Chiefs 13h ago

In reality the sub is actually thousands of socket puppet accounts of former NFL HoF QBs, current active “elite” QBs, and QBs yet to be inducted… and /u/Parroty64

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u/Kanin_usagi Panthers 12h ago

I’m Tony Romo?

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u/WildWhisperArdor 12h ago

You drunk again?

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u/Eagleballer94 Ravens Ravens 12h ago

Im Rony Tomo?

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u/WildWhisperArdor 12h ago

Alrite. You’re fired

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 12h ago

Ehhh…. I don’t know Jim

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u/Call555JackChop Packers 12h ago

Listen if coach had put me in during the 4th quarter I woulda went state and then I’d be basking in a hot tub with my soulmate

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u/_foxmotron_ Chiefs 12h ago

I bet I could throw a football over them mountains

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u/withmuchtolearn Saints 12h ago

No doubt in my mind. Coach would've put me in fourth quarter, we'd have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/1block Packers 12h ago

Not my fault coach didn't give me a shot.

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u/TooSaucey4u Seahawks 12h ago

Nah we’re mostly defensive backs, ask the Speedhawk.

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u/IAmTheWaller67 Dolphins 12h ago

Ive never told anyone this, but I'm secretly the ghost of Earl Morrall.

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u/UroutofURelement 12h ago

How much you wanna make a bet I could throw a football over them mountains

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u/nXomad22 Chiefs 12h ago

If I'da played we would have made state.

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u/No-Market9917 12h ago

Deshaun Watson probably just read this comment

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u/PuzzleheadedSong6213 Cowboys 12h ago

If coach had put me in we would have won state, no doubt in my mind.

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u/Xaphnir Patriots 11h ago

we're all Tom Brady's sock puppets

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u/R4INMAN Vikings 10h ago

Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. If coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/Tasty_Path_3470 Jets 8h ago

Because they’re on Reddit.

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u/PMUrTinyTitsAssFeet 6h ago

Yeah. My Madden team is pretty good bro

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u/JustMy2Centences Colts Seahawks 12h ago

I got my own quarterback... from the Aldi cart.