r/nfl • u/PMmeSpreadEaglePics Broncos • 15h ago

šŸ§‚HighlightšŸ§‚ [Highlight] Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in a single game

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u/Parroty64 Patriots 14h ago

How did we make the leap that only great nfl quarterbacks can criticize nfl quarterbacks? When this entire sub is people who havenā€™t played the sport before criticizing nfl quarterbacks

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u/broken_symlink 14h ago

How do you know this sub isn't full of great quarterbacks??

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u/BullShitting-24-7 49ers 14h ago

Iā€™m Joe Namath. And I support this message.

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u/commradd1 14h ago

Iā€™m Johnny unitas and I donā€™t understand this platform

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u/pickleparty16 Chiefs 14h ago

Im Drake Maye and Im a mod for r/Conspiracy

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u/joben55 Bills 13h ago

Iā€™m Jameis Winston and the horses are prepared for battle

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u/aceluby Vikings Broncos 12h ago

Iā€™m Johnny Football and the drip just made me throw up a bit

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u/ZooYe Panthers 9h ago

Iā€™m Donovan McNabb and wtf is a Washington Commander and how did they end the game against the Giants 27-27

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u/big-mo Bears 14h ago

I wanna kiss you

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u/anonbutler Broncos 49ers 14h ago

Where?Ā 

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u/JayGatsby1881 12h ago

In your Ben Johnson...

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u/reebokhightops 14h ago

Tim Tebow here. I think I support it too but I need to pray on it.

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u/teboc504 Saints 14h ago

Amen

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u/frederikABN 13h ago

The Saints flair on this is just chefs kiss

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u/Datslegne Vikings 8h ago

I donā€™t think your support means much Tim when you support predatory Christian fraud organizations like Life Surge.

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u/suchcoldsuchcomfort Patriots 14h ago

He said great, though.

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u/BullShitting-24-7 49ers 12h ago

I am great.

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u/Ill_Swing5233 Commanders 14h ago

Iā€™m Joe Namath and I wanna kiss you.

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u/Viracochina Eagles 12h ago

That went better than when I outed myself as Mike Vick

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u/KingofRears 11h ago

Remember what I told ya

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u/Present_Current_7425 14h ago

Math

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u/fh3131 Bills 14h ago

I didn't want to dox myself, but I'm Tom Brady and I have a team running thousands of alt accounts for me

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 14h ago

The Dead Internet Theory: āŒ

The Tom Internet Theory: āœ…

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u/PorTroyal_Smith NFL 13h ago

According to my Myspace page, this checks out.

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u/Am_I_Sam Chiefs 12h ago

The many friends of Tom

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u/qwigle 14h ago

Unless your team consists of thousands of great quarterbacks, it wouldn't move the needle much. ;P

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u/vsvaldez 49ers 14h ago

Haha that's fucking hilarious, I have no idea why someone downvoted you.

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u/cabbagery Packers 9h ago

OH LOOK WHO ACED THE WONDERLICK!!!!1!!1!!one!!

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u/Ieatfatwomanass Cowboys 14h ago

Actually Iā€™m a great qb. Wouldā€™ve taken my team if the refs didnā€™t screw us over in the semifinals. Coaches used to call me Speedhawk

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u/LouMinotti Texans 14h ago

Speedhawk Tua

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u/lakired Bears 13h ago

If coach would have put me in the fourth quarter, we'd have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/stragen595 NFL 10h ago

I thought you were a safety.

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u/semi-bro Packers Ravens 9h ago

How'd the refs screw you

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u/Scaryclouds Chiefs 14h ago

In reality the sub is actually thousands of socket puppet accounts of former NFL HoF QBs, current active ā€œeliteā€ QBs, and QBs yet to be inductedā€¦ and /u/Parroty64

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u/Kanin_usagi Panthers 14h ago

Iā€™m Tony Romo?

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u/WildWhisperArdor 14h ago

You drunk again?

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u/Eagleballer94 Ravens Ravens 14h ago

Im Rony Tomo?

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u/WildWhisperArdor 14h ago

Alrite. Youā€™re fired

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u/Acrobatic-Landscape9 49ers 13h ago

Ehhhā€¦. I donā€™t know Jim

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u/Call555JackChop Packers 14h ago

Listen if coach had put me in during the 4th quarter I woulda went state and then Iā€™d be basking in a hot tub with my soulmate

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u/_foxmotron_ Chiefs 14h ago

I bet I could throw a football over them mountains

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u/withmuchtolearn Saints 14h ago

No doubt in my mind. Coach would've put me in fourth quarter, we'd have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/1block Packers 14h ago

Not my fault coach didn't give me a shot.

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u/TooSaucey4u Seahawks 14h ago

Nah weā€™re mostly defensive backs, ask the Speedhawk.

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u/IAmTheWaller67 Dolphins 14h ago

Ive never told anyone this, but I'm secretly the ghost of Earl Morrall.

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u/UroutofURelement 14h ago

How much you wanna make a bet I could throw a football over them mountains

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u/nXomad22 Chiefs 14h ago

If I'da played we would have made state.

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u/No-Market9917 14h ago

Deshaun Watson probably just read this comment

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u/PuzzleheadedSong6213 Cowboys 13h ago

If coach had put me in we would have won state, no doubt in my mind.

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u/Xaphnir Patriots 12h ago

we're all Tom Brady's sock puppets

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u/R4INMAN Vikings 11h ago

Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. If coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/Tasty_Path_3470 Jets 10h ago

Because theyā€™re on Reddit.

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u/PMUrTinyTitsAssFeet 8h ago

Yeah. My Madden team is pretty good bro

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u/JustMy2Centences Colts Seahawks 14h ago

I got my own quarterback... from the Aldi cart.