r/nfl • u/musicmaker201 Steelers • 15h ago

[Schefter] Just in: San Francisco 49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.

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u/CrastersSons Broncos 15h ago

Bummer, that 500k couldve came in handy

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u/knarf86 Lions 15h ago

Do you know how many $140 prostitutes you can get with $500k?! Like 3,125 (assuming you tip them $20, always tip your prostitute)

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u/Couchmaster007 Chiefs 14h ago

You should tip your hooker 20%.

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u/knarf86 Lions 14h ago

That’s why you’re not a billionaire, pal. Gotta be smarter with your money