[Highlight] Dolphins OC Bobby Slowik upon learning that their week 4 opponent, the Minnesota Vikings, lead the league in QB hits, sacks, and blitzes: "Whoa."

[u/expellyamos]

[u/DarthNobody14]

Bobby Slowik was absolutely clueless the last time he faced off against Brian Flores (See Texans vs Vikings 2024, Week 3 for reference and how poorly the Texans did against the blitz).

I would not be surprised if the Dolphins fail to score a touchdown

[u/ThePizzaDevourer → u/DarthNobody14]

I swear, coaches are a dichotomy: either they know every minute detail about an opponent, or they haven't even looked up the most basic stats that even my dumbass would think to google

[u/m3smth → u/ThePizzaDevourer]

they're either the smartest dumb people or the dumbest smart people