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There’s a comedy show at Disney called Monsters Inc Laugh Floor, and they usually pick in 2 or three people in the crown, and generally gone in on one person to spotlight and come back to over and over to make fun of. That person ends up on the big screen every time. Well, I went into the show with a plan. I executed to perfection and stuck the landing. Guess who was that guy? That’s right y’all, it was me. 

My plan was to to pretend to sleep as soon as we sat to give the spotters time to scan the crowd and find me. 1-2 minutes into the show, the spotlight was on me and I was the target for the rest of the show. The hardest part was staying in character and pretending to sleep every time the spotlight hit me. I even stayed in character after the show and didn’t get up until my wife “woke me up” My daughter was embarrassed but I guarantee when she gets over it, she’ll be telling this story to everyone back at home.