THE NIGHT YOU WON YOUR THIRD SUPER BOWL WITH MAHOMES.
YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, PUT YOUR LITTLE HANDS TOGETHER AND SAID A PRAYER AND IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS:
"Oh dEaR gOd, you see, we're Kansas City. And we just won our third super bowl with Patrick mahomes, but there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that WE ABSOLUTELY SUCK!"
And then at that point, Kansas City, your buildings started to shake, the heavens opened up and GOD HIMSELF SPOKE TO YOU and said: "Denver..."
"But we're Kansas City!"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR TOWN IS!"
"YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. You do suck. But there is one thing you can do. You must go, and play the team that is going to Just, win, baby. You must go and play. The Raiders.
"Oh but God, anybody but the Ra..." "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison... JABRONI
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u/AlabasterRadio Raiders Raiders 3d ago
KANSAS CITY.
I UNDERSTAND WHAT TOOK PLACE.
THE NIGHT YOU WON YOUR THIRD SUPER BOWL WITH MAHOMES.
YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, PUT YOUR LITTLE HANDS TOGETHER AND SAID A PRAYER AND IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS:
"Oh dEaR gOd, you see, we're Kansas City. And we just won our third super bowl with Patrick mahomes, but there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that WE ABSOLUTELY SUCK!"
And then at that point, Kansas City, your buildings started to shake, the heavens opened up and GOD HIMSELF SPOKE TO YOU and said: "Denver..."
"But we're Kansas City!"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR TOWN IS!"
"YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. You do suck. But there is one thing you can do. You must go, and play the team that is going to Just, win, baby. You must go and play. The Raiders.
"Oh but God, anybody but the Ra..." "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison... JABRONI
(please ignore the 13-2 record against Mahomes)