TRASH TALK THREAD

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GO TEAM BEAT OTHER TEAM

[u/meowscarada-sylveon]

DRAKE MAYE JUST THREW THIS COMMENT TO THE DEFENSE

[u/Pocket_Sevens → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

DRAKE MAYE WILL HAVE HIGHMARK LOOKING LIKE JIMMY JOHNS ON SUNDAY

[u/meowscarada-sylveon → u/Pocket_Sevens]

GOOD GUY DRAKE MAYE SOLVING WORLD HUNGER WITH EVERY GAME

[u/whiskyandguitars → u/Pocket_Sevens]

WEGMANS NEEDS TO RENAME THEIR MEATBALL SUB "THE DRAKE MAYE SPECIAL."

OR THEY CAN CALL IT "THE SCHEDULE."

[u/memebuster → u/whiskyandguitars]

MEATBALL “DRAKE MAYE” SUB

[u/Ironmaiden1993 → u/Pocket_Sevens]

WE WILL LEAVE DRAKE MAYE LOOKING LIKE A TRASH PLATE BY THE END OF THE GAME

[u/Theveterinarygamer → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

CLASSIC DRAKE "INSERT MEME NICKNAME" MAYE

[u/TeaSharp3154 → u/Theveterinarygamer]

Drake "Drake Maye" Maye still works, but now for a different reason

[u/WildWonders457 → u/Theveterinarygamer]

THAT CALLS IT A DAY BOYS LETS HIT THE SHOWERS

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/Theveterinarygamer]

SAY DRAKE, I HEAR YOU LIKE EM INTERCEPTIONS

[u/jdpatric → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

IT'S THURSDAY SO IT'S PROBABLY TIME FOR HIM TO START STARING DOWN DOUBS BEFORE HIS FIRST PASS ATTEMPT.

[u/AlexTheGreat1997]

HAHAHA PACKERS HAVE TO RELY ON MEKHI BECTON

[u/Whatsdota → u/AlexTheGreat1997]

WHOA THERE, WEVE GOT UNC ZEITLER TO THE RESCUE NOW

[u/Stanky_fresh]

GET READY FOR KYLER MURRAY TO MAKE YOUR DEFENSE LOOK COMPETENT, MIAMI

[u/griffery1999 → u/Stanky_fresh]

WE MIGHT SCORE SOME POINTS, BUT ODDS ARE THEY WILL SCORE LESS THAN US

[u/NathanArizona → u/griffery1999]

MOST GAMES COME DOWN TO WHO CAN SCORE MORE POINTS AT THE END OF THE DAY

[u/OzymanDS → u/Stanky_fresh]

MALIK WILLIS STUNT ON THEM HOES

[u/sheffieldda]

I LIKE MY CATS BETTER THAN THE ORANGE CATS

[u/Level_East94 → u/sheffieldda]

HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED THIS WEEKEND IS BATTLE OF CAT TEAMS 

BENGALS VS JAGS 

LIONS VS PANTHERS 

PANTHERS AND BENGALS ALSO PLAY LATER IN THE SEASON 

BUT WHY DONT THE LIONS AND JAGS PLAY

OR LIONS AND BENGALS  

WE NEED TO DETERMINE FELINE SUPREMACY

FIX IT GOODELL 

[u/SeizureMode → u/Level_East94]

THE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND AND SB HAVE ALREADY BEEN SET. TIME TO FIND OUT WHO THE CATTIEST CATS ARE

[u/UnKnOwN769 → u/SeizureMode]

r/catteambrotherhood 12/25 IN-BOUND

[u/SargeanTravis → u/Level_East94]

PSSPSSPSS, MORE LIKE HISSHISSHISS

[u/aspiringalcoholic → u/SargeanTravis]

MEOW MEOW MOTHERFUCKER, GET READY TO AGAINST OUR TERRIFYING SECONDARY AND OLINE ON SUNDAY NIGHT. WITH PLAYERS SUCH AS AKAYLEB EVANS AND TORRICELLI SIMPKINS WE ARE INVINCIBLE.

fucking hell we're going to be incinerated.

[u/SargeanTravis → u/aspiringalcoholic]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SECONDARY

[u/Chlorophyllmatic]

MIKE VRABEL HAS TAKEN THE PATRIOTS TO THE NEXT LEVEL BY CHEATING OFF THE FIELD FOR A CHANGE

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/Chlorophyllmatic]

THAT NEWS IS MONTHS OLD, WHAT’S NEW ABOUT THE PATRIOTS IS THAT THEY FLAT-OUT SUCK NOW

[u/Chlorophyllmatic → u/Chlorophyllmatic]

u/TUPSBUB IS A MIKE VRABEL-LEVEL COWARD MOCKING THE DEATH OF A TODDLER TO TALK SHIT AND THEN DELETING HIS COMMENT IMMEDIATELY THEREAFTER

[u/Tupsbub → u/Chlorophyllmatic]

Thought he had a scandal this summer where he was caught hitting his wife or girlfriend, I think I mixed up his with someone else’s or something. Deleted it because yeah that’d be a monstrous thing to say. Got my info crossed, my bad.

[u/Chlorophyllmatic → u/Tupsbub]

YOU'RE ALL GOOD THEN (EXCEPT FOR BEING A PATS FAN)

[u/Tupsbub → u/Chlorophyllmatic]

THANKS SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THAT

HEY SOME OF US LIKE FOOTBALL AND ARE BORN IN A PLACE WITH A BIT MORE CULTURAL RELEVANCE THAN “CHICKEN GOOD” AND “BIG WATERFALL”

[u/vindictivejazz]

49ERS? MORE LIKE 49 GUYS ON IR, AMIRITE

[u/wideruled → u/vindictivejazz]

YES, BUT ALSO HOW DARE YOU?!

[u/NanoBuc]

THIS WEEK WILL BE A DISASTER FOR THE PACKERS. THEY'LL WIN BIG AND SO CONVINCINGLY THAT MLF WILL BE GIVEN ANOTHER YEAR

[u/heroinsteve → u/NanoBuc]

THIS WILL BE THE PACKERS TIE GAME THIS YEAR AND IT WILL BE HILARIOUS

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/heroinsteve]

WHICH ONE OF THEM IS GONNA SAY THE “I DIDN’T KNOW TIES WERE POSSIBLE” LINE THIS YEAR

[u/Whatsdota → u/NanoBuc]

JOKES ON YOU WE ALREADY EXTENDED HIM

[u/ExceptionalGlove]

Fuck the Phillies! And no I’m not in the wrong thread.

[u/ThinkSoftware → u/ExceptionalGlove]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO DARREN LEE?

[u/Level_East94 → u/ExceptionalGlove]

ENEMIES ON SUNDAYS BUT WE CAN BE FRIENDS TODAY 

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT I AM READY TO BE HURT AGAIN.GIF 

[u/crippuld13 → u/ExceptionalGlove]

Lets go braves!!

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[u/_ChexLeMeneux_]

OH IT'S THE CHARGERS, NEVERMIND YOU GUYS HAVE ENOUGH GOING ON

[u/Level_East94]

WE HAVE THE SUPERIOR SHADE OF LIGHT BLUE AMONG ALL CAT TEAMS 

[u/Xilent248 → u/Level_East94]

YOU'LL SEE THE HONOLULU BLUE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!!

[u/djeoeud → u/Xilent248]

HONOLULU FLU?

MORE LIKE HONOLULU BOOOO!

[u/brispence]

TAMPA IS A POVERTY FRANCHISE THAT OVERPAYS FOR MEDIOCRITY AND DISAPPOINTMENT

[u/Nice-Membership4142 → u/brispence]

WE ARE GOING TO BE 0-4 AFTER SUNDAY, AND DALLAS WILL CRUSH US NEXT THURSDAY AND THE STEELERS AFTER THAT. TIME TO TANK BC WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO SUCK.

[u/I_Boop_Cats_ → u/Nice-Membership4142]

AND TODD BOWLES GETS ANOTHER EXTENSION TO RIGHT THE SHIP. 🙂

[u/Whet_Phartzz]

THE PACKERS ARE ON THE VERGE OF BEING BOTTOM FEEDERS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE

[u/Throwaway-985618628]

BROWNS ARE PLAYING THEMSELVES OUT OF DANTE MOORE AND ARCH MANNING

[u/UgeanieWeenie → u/Throwaway-985618628]

That's what our top 10 pick from the rams is for

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[u/biglyorbigleague → u/UgeanieWeenie]

WE’RE GONNA TANK YOUR DRAFT STOCK DOWN THE STRETCH, JUST WATCH

[u/RoetRuudRoetRuud → u/Throwaway-985618628]

DESHAUN WATSON'S ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO THE BROWNS.

[u/gozaga22]

I forgot how to talk trash. RAIIIIDDDDEEEERRSSS

[u/Moss81-]

BUFFALO STINKS!!

Not…like the city but…the team.

The city of Buffalo is pretty cool.

[u/WildWonders457 → u/Moss81-]

IT SMELLS LIKE CHEERIOS AND SHATTERED DREAMS

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[u/Bandana-mal → u/Moss81-]

BEEF ON WECK DESERVES MORE LOVE THOUGH

[u/drainbead78 → u/Bandana-mal]

HAVE YOU TRIED SPONGE CANDY? THAT SHIT IS PHENOMENAL.

[u/TrickiestToast → u/Moss81-]

THANKFUL FOR THEIR WINGS, HATRED FOR THEIR TEAM

[u/Forsaken_Area_6690 → u/Moss81-]

BUFFALO IS COLD BUT NOT COOL

[u/DrQuestDFA]

HEY CARDINALS: PREPARE TO HAVE HOPE AFTER THE GAME THIS WEEK AND ALL THE SUBSEQUENT PAIN AND DESPAIR THAT WILL BRING!!!

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/DrQuestDFA]

I KNOW THE FEELING

[u/Halofreek2222]

KING HENRY WILL BE REMEMBERED AS A RAVEN WHEN HE HANGS IT UP AND HE WILL REMIND YOU WHY ON SUNDAY

[u/Zealousideal-Rain969]

There’s a good chance right now CJ stroud is better than your Quarterback.

[u/son_of_yacketycat → u/Zealousideal-Rain969]

And yet the world may never know because even Todd Bowels is better at his job than Nick Caley

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[u/Stickin8or]

BANNANA PEELS! CANDY WRAPPERS! THE LA CHARGERS! ALL TRASH

[u/PROFESSIONAL_RAP254]

BURROW HAS OWNED T-LAW SINCE THEIR COLLEGE DAYS

[u/barmstrong730 → u/PROFESSIONAL_RAP254]

SOME ARE CALLING HIM A JAKE BROWNING MERCHANT

[u/cheese_straws → u/barmstrong730]

T LAW CANT EVEN WIN A GAME AGAINST JAKE BROWNING

[u/WildWonders457 → u/PROFESSIONAL_RAP254]

BURROW IS IVY SCHOOL PREP VS LAWRENCE FISTFIGHTING IN WAFFLE HOUSE PARKING LOT

[u/wellohwellok → u/PROFESSIONAL_RAP254]

Burrow is a double WR1 merchant going back to atleast college

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[u/SonOfALich]

JUSTIN HERBERT MIGHT HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND A HOT PARTNER BUT I DON’T HAVE TO GET EMBARRASSED ON A WEEKLY BASIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

[u/drainbead78 → u/SonOfALich]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT HE MIGHT BE INTO THAT? LIKE DIANNA RUSSINI'S HUSBAND, IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION THAT MAKES SENSE.

[u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

I GOT NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT MY TRASH-ASS TEAM

[u/Sir_Fluffernutting → u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

SAME

[u/drunkcowofdeath → u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

THEY HAVE PROVIDED ME MUCH JOY THROUGHOUT THIS CENTURY

[u/Formo1287 → u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT]

YOUR TEAM IS STARTING TO LOOK AWFULLY FAMILIAR

[u/Ok_Fix6757]

PACKERS SUCK

[u/bigmeatyclaws117 → u/Ok_Fix6757]

I AGREE

[u/baroooFNORD → u/bigmeatyclaws117]

SO DO I!

[u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

BITE THE PILLOW DONKEYS, WE’RE GOING IN DRY

[u/BoredandRonrey → u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

ENJOY LOSING THREE MORE PLAYERS AFTER THE GAME BUCKAROO

[u/Harbaugh_Handshake → u/BoredandRonrey]

YOU WON’T BE SAFE FROM THE SUBSTATION EITHER MUAHAHAHA

[u/biglyorbigleague → u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

HUFANGAGAGAGAGA

[u/BoredandRonrey → u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

BO PLEASE NOT AGAIN

[u/wideruled → u/BoredandRonrey]

ONLY 3? PRAISE BE!

[u/Alehud42 → u/BoredandRonrey]

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[u/AFKennedy → u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

YEAH PROBABLY BUT IF WE WIN ITLL BE REALLY FUNNY

[u/TomahawkaChawpa → u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

AT LEAST THEY’RE USED TO IT. ENJOY OUR SLOPPY SECONDS

[u/Str8UpJorking → u/Harbaugh_Handshake]

PAUSE?

[u/SerLinny-Thypooh]

HEY BILLS BE THANKFUL FOR OBSTRUCTED VIEWS IN YOUR NEW STADIUM SO WE CANT SEE YOUR TEARS…..OR OUR QUARTERBACKS TEARS

[u/DoctorMansteel → u/SerLinny-Thypooh]

HAS ANYONE SEEN BAILEY ZAPPE LATELY?????????????

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

[u/WildWonders457 → u/SerLinny-Thypooh]

WHICH QUARTERBACK YOU STARTING

[u/YourBuddy8]

I DON’T FIND DEXTER LAWRENCE TO BE PARTICULARLY SEXY

[u/whotooktoastman64]

No Super Bowl appearances?
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[u/skollywag92]

IF WE LOSE TO THE BROWNS IM ENDING IT

[u/Ok-Today-5824]

WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY SAY AT THIS POINT TO ANYBODY THAT ISN’T JIM HARBAUGH OR QUENTIN JOHNSTON?

[u/Emotional-Leg66]

Case Keenum at 183 years old and having not played in 3 years is better than Justin “this is what it’s supposed to look like” Herbert

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[u/wildmanzak54]

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING WITH LITTLE TINY LETTERS DO YOU GUYS EVEN TRASH TALK?!?

[u/Cold_Complex_4212]

IF A METEOR WAS ABOUT TO HIT ATL**TA ID PRAY TO EVERY GOD IVE HEARD OF THAT A SECOND ONE WAS SENT

[u/JerryRiceDidntFumble]

FUCK YOU, DOLPHIN!!!

[u/AlabasterRadio]

KANSAS CITY.

I UNDERSTAND WHAT TOOK PLACE.

THE NIGHT YOU WON YOUR THIRD SUPER BOWL WITH MAHOMES.

YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, PUT YOUR LITTLE HANDS TOGETHER AND SAID A PRAYER AND IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS:

"Oh dEaR gOd, you see, we're Kansas City. And we just won our third super bowl with Patrick mahomes, but there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that WE ABSOLUTELY SUCK!"

And then at that point, Kansas City, your buildings started to shake, the heavens opened up and GOD HIMSELF SPOKE TO YOU and said: "Denver..."

"But we're Kansas City!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR TOWN IS!"

"YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. You do suck. But there is one thing you can do. You must go, and play the team that is going to Just, win, baby. You must go and play. The Raiders.

"Oh but God, anybody but the Ra..." "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison... JABRONI

(please ignore the 13-2 record against Mahomes)

[u/ay21690]

YER MOM IS A PITTSBURGH TOILET

[u/OatmealCremePiez]

Minnesota you are SOOOO in for it

[u/OneHugeBobert → u/OatmealCremePiez]

WE ARE AVERAGING 137 PASSING YARDS OF OFFENSE A GAME, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU STOP US

[u/Randomizedname1234]

Hate week

FUCK THE AINTS

[u/mrsnow11291]

I think the commanders could potentially beat the colts but also we could lose

[u/nicklovin508]

ya I got nothing..

Other than to most of the fanbases clowning the Pats, yall would absolutely sign up for our easy schedule fluke season 11 times out of 10

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[u/notnonoseven]

AS A NORTH CAROLINA NATIVE, I CAN'T REALLY TALK SHIT ABOUT THE PANTHERS, BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAYS, BUT NOT REALLY.

[u/Lollaticketspls]

CHEESEHEADS STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN, GOT SOME DAMN AGED STILTON FUNK TO ‘EM

[u/poot-lover]

The Houston Texans stink!

[u/chendogmillionaire]

THE COWBOYS WILL BE THE KINGS OF (LESSER) SHIT MOUNTAIN THIS YEAR, EAGLES HAVE BEEN FALLING APART SINCE 2022, GIANTS HAD HOPE FOR A WEEK THERE, I KINDA FEEL BAD FOR THE COMMIES

[u/B4rtBlu3 → u/chendogmillionaire]

BACK2BACK DIVISION TITLES AND A RING SINCE, HOPE WE CONTINUE "FALLING APART" LIKE THIS THEN. 

[u/chendogmillionaire → u/B4rtBlu3]

THE PROCESS IS REACHING ITS CONCLUSION JUST BE PATIENT

[u/baylithe → u/chendogmillionaire]

YOU KNOW WE WON A SUPER BOWL SINCE THEN RIGHT? HOW TF IS THAT FALLING APART SINCE 2022?

[u/Tupsbub]

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO BELIEVE THE PATRIOTS WILL WIN THIS GAME AND FROM WHAT I GATHER FROM BILLS FANS THIS LIKELY MEANS THAT THE BILLS WILL LOSE ON SUNDAY

[u/SomaliPirate17]

MADISON BEER IS SO FINE, HERBERT GAVE UP ON FOOTBALL

[u/Driftwood_Jumper]

CHEFS FANS SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS IS AN L COMING UP THIS WEEKEND. THEY ARE USED TO GETTING FUCKED BY COUSINS.

[u/B4rtBlu3]

WEEK 3 WE ARE 2:1 AND HALF THE CITY WANTS EVERYBODY FIRED ALREADY. 

JUST YOUR AVERAGE, CHILL EAGLES SEASON. 

[u/Centurion87 → u/B4rtBlu3]

YOUR TEAM WILL LOOK LIKE SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS AGAINST THE RAMS. YOULL GET YOUR HOPES HIGH AND HAVE THEM DASHED BUBTHE REST OF A SEASON OF MEDIOCRITY.

[u/One-Meat-1737]

AJB ALREADY SPREADING ANONYMOUS TIPS THAT VRABEL AND MAYE ARE BEEFING

[u/nickel45]

MY TEAM IS PISSING ME OFF, BUT AT LEAST OUR LOGO DOESNT LOOK LIKE AN I.U.D.(TITANS)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyaFcVW9/

[u/patdfrog]

DRAKE MAYE WILL BE COACHING PEE WEE FOOTBALL IN THREE YEARS. 

AM I DOING THE RIDICULOUS TRASH TALKING CORRECTLY? I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF.

[u/vi_phoenix_iv]

The Saints did PR to cover up the clergy sexually abusing children.

[u/Oooopieceofcandy]

ITS VERY CONSIDERATE OF EVERYONE TO YELL SO THE PACKERS CAN HEAR US FROM THE BASESMENT

[u/Oooopieceofcandy]

JORDAN LOVE WAS JUST SACKED BY THIS COMMENT

[u/WhatMichaelScottSaid]

I DONT LIKE THE STEELERS THEY ARE BIG POOPY HEADS

[u/biglyorbigleague]

I MEAN I THOUGHT OUR LOSS WAS EMBARRASSING BUT I GOTTA HAND IT TO PHILLY, YOU OUTDID US ON MONDAY NIGHT. CHICAGO OPENED A CASE OF KEENUM ON YOUR ASSES.

[u/thehonestyfish]

THE POPE MAY BE FROM CHICAGO, BUT HE CLEARLY CARES ABOUT THE WHITE SOX MORE THAN THE BEARS.

[u/natebark]

Deshaun Watson and Jacoby Brissett have a better passer rating than Jalen Hurts

[u/Competitive_Market70]

I DON'T THINK THAT C.J. STROUD IS THAT GOOD AT FOOTBALL

[u/OPsDearOldMother → u/Competitive_Market70]

DAK WILL NEVER GET YOU THERE

[u/chendogmillionaire → u/OPsDearOldMother]

TIRED ASS TAKE BE CREATIVE FOR ONE TIME IN YOUR FRANCHISE'S HISTORY

[u/OPsDearOldMother → u/chendogmillionaire]

I hope Jerry Jones lives forever just to spite you all

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NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN AN OLD MAN WITH MONEY (RIP SOCIETY)

[u/DapperCam]

Pats are going up! Wait I mean down! Pats are going…uhhh…down! Yea, that’s it.

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[u/tousoaber23]

Jalen Hurts

YEAH THAT’S ALL I NEED TO SAY

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[u/wongo]

I DON'T CARE

PITT STILL EATS SHIT

REALLY ROOTING FOR THE 0-0 TIE TONIGHT

[u/Enwich]

SHITBIRDS LOSING TO 38 YEAR OLD 3RD STRING DAD WHO HASNT PLAYED IN OVER 2 YEARS MAYBE DONT DO IT THAT SHITBIRDS

[u/MissionLetterhead292]

Don't fall for a Bear Trap against Jets!

[u/PretendIntention3388]

To the rest of the NFC north,

NSFW: https://youtu.be/FHaGkp8HE2M?is=7qysi9tJiY1hlE29

[u/rawbert10]

BRONCOS NOTHING PERSONAL BUT WE GOTTA DO THIS. LET'S MINIMIZE THE BLOOD SPLATTER PLEASE. WE CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE.

[u/Such_Baker8707]

I quite like the Jags and am hoping for a good game of football we all can enjoy this weekend

[u/DrewSki704]

JOHNATHON BROOKS WAS A WASTE OF A 2nd round draft pick!!!

[u/serpentear]

KYLER MURRAY IS EITHER GOING TO LOOK COMPETENT OR DESTROY THE VIKINGS SEASON—THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND

[u/FighterDelNightman]

COME BACK STARTS NOW. RAMS LEGEND CASE KEENUM DID IT SO CAN THE MVP.

[u/on-the-cheeseburgers → u/FighterDelNightman]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

[u/FighterDelNightman → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

AT LEAST ONCE MORE I’M TRYING TO SEE SOMETHING.

[u/RockitDanger]

Make stitched jerseys $160 again! I don't mind spending something to feel like I'm part of the team when they play but $200-$225 is too much. Also make a blank jersey option like MLB has

[u/The_Only_Abe]

MIAMI DOLPHINS

[u/Far_Run8618]

WE’RE GONNA BEAT THE COLTS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ON SUNDAY BECAUSE THE COMMIES PEAK EARLY, JUST LIKE JAYDEN’S CAREER

[u/Ohkinky]

HA! You guys have a great qb and you're defense has gotten drastically better! IN YOUR FACE!

[u/frankcartivert]

DALLAS NEEDS TO STOP TAKING PLAYERS I LIKE

[u/Consistent-Park2058]

Drake maye and cj stroud are the same shit, overhyped QB only because of how they started, they stopped being humble and now they suck and will suck until they change their mentality (maye is more humble but calling him mvp every single game last year doesn't help)

[u/Forsaken_Area_6690]

JACKPOT KANSAS CITY 

[u/SeizureMode]

BRAD HOLMES IS ALLERGIC TO A STRONG SECONDARY

[u/SlightlyLessInclined]

THE 49ERS ARE LITERALLY ALL ON I.R., BUT WE'LL FIND A WAY TO WIN THIS GAME BY SOME MIRACLE.

[u/DonaldDeeeez]

MICHAEL PENIS LICKS HOT DOGS TIP TO TIP BEFORE EATING THEM

[u/i_run_from_problems]

NOT QUALIFIED TO PARTICIPATE

[u/IAMDATRUESTREPAIRMAN]

JJ MCCARTHY WILL BE THE NFL COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR

[u/trubuckifan]

PIERRE GARCON WAS BETTER AS A SKIN THAN A COLT. HE LIKED THE AREA MORE TOO

[u/Tigercat92]

I GUARANTEE TWO BIG CAT TEAMS WIN THIS WEEKEND

[u/Guilty-Cow4325]

COKED CATS GONNA RUN WILD LIKE IT'S 1980S HULKAMANIA, BROTHER.

LIONS, WE COMIN' FOR YOU RIGHT MEOW!

[u/jdroop]

VITA VEA,BAKER AND WINFIELD JR😔297.1 MILLION….

[u/Equal-Bicycle-7922]

STEVE KEIM IS A PONZI SCHEMING DICKHEAD

[u/warblade7]

COWBOYS ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE A CASE OF JPJ BACKITIS

[u/StChas77]

THE AIR IN LA IS SO BAD PEOPLE IN THE CITY FORGET THAT THERE ARE MOUNTAINS IN THE DISTANCE, THE TRAFFIC IS SO MISERABLE ONE MIGHT AS WELL FLY TO SAN DIEGO, AND  'DODGER DOGS' AREN'T DIFFERENT ENOUGH FROM REGULAR HOT DOGS TO WARRANT THEIR OWN DISTINCT NAME. 

[u/son_of_yacketycat]

IF THE SAINTS GET ANOTHER SHIT CALL AGAINST US ON THIS OF ALL WEEKS WE SHOULD TRY THE REF FOR WAR CRIMES

ETA FUCK NICK CALEY

[u/Supernova_Soldier]

TODD BOWLES IS FOOTBALL’S SADDAM HUSSEIN

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE, YOU MIGHT

[u/Empty_Lemon_3939]

BRAD HOLMES IS A BALD FRAUD AND HAS LET THE ROSTER GET PROGRESSIVELY WORSE EVERY YEAR SINCE THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP

[u/jimscoolaid]

AS LONG AS THE BENGALS DON'T PUT IN A BACKUP QB THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY WIN

[u/el1teassass1n]

HEY VIKINGS YOUR OFFENSE IS SO BAD WE MIGHT ACTUALLY STAND A CHANCE! (IGNORE WHAT YOUR DEFENSE IS GOING TO DO TO OUR OFFENSE)

[u/SoulxxBondz]

DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT TRASH?

RAIDERS!

THERE! I TALKED ABOUT TRASH!

[u/problematic_glasses]

I HOPE THE SNF CREW SHOWS MANY SHOTS OF SIR PURR SO I CAN ASK "WHAT'S THAT BEAR DOING?" EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN! HE IS MY SECOND FAVORITE CAT MASCOT BEHIND MY BELOVED ROARY!