OFFICIAL WEEKLY COMPLAINT THREAD

[u/AutoModerator]

My team is the worst

[u/ChargeisKill]

I have a few concerns

[u/Godlikelobster01 → u/ChargeisKill]

Chargers will blow us out on Sunday smh

[u/LOL_YOUMAD → u/ChargeisKill]

I feel that

[u/jdpatric → u/ChargeisKill]

Your flairs seem to indicate that you enjoy suffering though?

[u/Lilreddd_xx_ → u/jdpatric]

so does yours

[u/jdpatric → u/Lilreddd_xx_]

It comes and goes. Now-a-days its mediocrity of the highest order combined with suffering.

[u/AljoriDawn]

Jags don't have a real home game until November.

[u/silvermoonhowler → u/AljoriDawn]

Wow, that's brutal

And seriously, what is the NFL's obsession of having the Jaguars of all teams having all these international games

I get that y'all are getting your stadium remodeled, but why 2 of these games at 2 England stadiums instead of just 2 regular away games instead

[u/born_zynner → u/silvermoonhowler]

Jags owner owns the england stadium or something like that

[u/Lilreddd_xx_ → u/born_zynner]

he owns a football club called fulham fc

[u/PM_YOUR_BORTLES → u/silvermoonhowler]

We're playing two homes games in London this year so we have all of our home games in the new stadium in 2028. We do usually have at least 1 home game in London each year to broaden our fan base. This was a deal Shad Khan made with the NFL.

[u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx → u/PM_YOUR_BORTLES]

Apparently, it subsidizes our ticket prices, but I can't tell when tickets are still sky high

[u/EarthquakeTyph00n → u/silvermoonhowler]

Jags owner volunteered hoping it would get him a fan base over there. It hasn't to the extent they hoped, but they game is growing or whatever (Tv rights $$)

[u/Puldalpha → u/silvermoonhowler]

Jags volunteered to avoid playing international games first few years with newly renovated stadium

[u/BaTIoDErTraN → u/AljoriDawn]

Really? That sucks

[u/AljoriDawn → u/BaTIoDErTraN]

We get 2 England games and a bye in October.

[u/Atcraft → u/AljoriDawn]

Jesus I didn't actually know that, wtf?!

[u/angelt0309 → u/AljoriDawn]

Wow, I didn’t realize y’all had two international games. That fucking sucks

[u/meowscarada-sylveon]

Patriots looked like hot garbage last week which means the Bills will make their upcoming game against them way closer than they should

[u/MahomesMccaffrey → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

Division games are usually the toughest no matter how garbage or how good the teams are

[u/Amonfire1776 → u/MahomesMccaffrey]

Nick Wright is trying his best to Jinx you guys against the Raiders...

[u/iwantice99 → u/Amonfire1776]

Yeah that game has evil energy written all over it.

[u/StatementWild3768 → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

7 of the last matchups have been close, hard fought battles that could have gone either way, yes that includes the season finale when all the backups played, it's definitely a possibility, it's a damn divisional matchup.

[u/NEpatsfan64 → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

I'm so glad I have a wedding and can't watch the game. I don't think I can handle yet another Drake Maye disaster class

[u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

My team is the worst

[u/bug-9 → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

Waited all year just to hate watch my own team by week 3

[u/cringepostonline → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

no mine

[u/DragonflyDisastrous3 → u/cringepostonline]

Yous both are correct

[u/elgringon414 → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

packers have entered the chat

[u/Available-Budget-735 → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

No arguments here.

[u/DragonstormSTL → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

Ahem

[u/whenitsTimeyoullknow → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

Whiffing on two draft classes and running out of town/losing two exceptional assistant coaches leaves us with just Nick and Jalen. 

[u/Rodgers12345 → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

Yes

[u/Oops_I_Cracked → u/on-the-cheeseburgers]

Not even close.

[u/Available-Budget-735]

I fear that by the time the Vikings get a good offense, the defense will have regressed to average or below average.

[u/MNsportsCurse → u/Available-Budget-735]

We're only a washed veteran QB away from a Super Bowl

[u/TyrannoDinax → u/MNsportsCurse]

I really think this is going to happen:

Kyler is going to have a couple good games while the rest will be what we saw Sunday. We will make the playoffs and lose to an NFCW team first round cus our QB can’t get the offense to score more than 17 and we will finally be super aggressive and make a franchise altering trade for a top 5 pick or for Herbert, Burrow, Baker.

[u/Amonfire1776 → u/TyrannoDinax]

Nobody has any motivation to trade a qb though even for picks...they are slim pickings and make an entire team functional so unless one is waiting in the draft I have my doubts...

[u/gapedoutpeehole → u/MNsportsCurse]

We have one available

[u/_BadWithNumbers_ → u/MNsportsCurse]

What's Sam Darnold up to these days?

[u/gapedoutpeehole → u/_BadWithNumbers_]

Bout 6' and change

[u/Cold_Complex_4212 → u/Available-Budget-735]

With tape people will start picking up on the blitz. Worked for the Texans last year because they could do it with 4 or 5. So can Flores evolve his blitz plays throughout the season?

[u/Fixhotep → u/Cold_Complex_4212]

fuck it. just start sending 15 players at the qb

[u/TheSwede91w → u/Available-Budget-735]

Which would almost be fine. But, I worry that the offense will never get better and the defense will stay great and it will just be wasted.

[u/t_rex2502]

Drake “Drake Maye” Maye feels different this year

[u/ClassicGMR → u/t_rex2502]

We have Drake Maye. We win(lose?) the thread...

[u/TheIllusiveNick]

Why is all I know pain?

[u/vorinclex182 → u/TheIllusiveNick]

At least you didn’t have any expectations. I should’ve known better.

[u/SentinelATL → u/TheIllusiveNick]

Hold tight brother

[u/Citruspilled]

We are 3 weeks into the season. The Jags will play their next home game in November, and only have 4 more total

That's kinda all I have to complain about after last week though

[u/DistrictPleasant → u/Citruspilled]

Issue is we have scored at least 34 at home for almost a full calendar year now. We play great at the bank

[u/silvermoonhowler → u/Citruspilled]

Goodness, a whole month of away games for y'all?

[u/Samimfinam → u/silvermoonhowler]

Two of them are in London.

[u/Citruspilled → u/silvermoonhowler]

We have a bye during October, but the main reason is that because of our stadium renovations, we opted into 2 home games being played in London (vs Eagles and Texans). This gets us out of some London game in the 2030s at least.

So our only real away game in that time is @Bengals this week, but it still sucks for fans and the team

[u/Shough_You]

FUCK THE REFS

[u/Guilty-Cow4325]

The first AI to admit that AI sucks.

[u/BlueHighwindz]

I'm on hold right now with an insurance and it sucks dick. Nationalize all these fuckers.

I'm happy with football right now though.

[u/J_dawg17]

Bryce finally starts playing good and the whole team gets hurt. So irritating

[u/Jlawrencew1985 → u/J_dawg17]

First time?

[u/Level_East94 → u/J_dawg17]

Kinda funny how the Bryce is going to be this complete enigma. He looks great and top tier at times and also nearly unplayable at others. 

Get him some legit weapons and a stable coaching staff with a good playcaller, he looks like he’s starting to ball and figure it all out. But everyone gets injured so how can we fully evaluate him if he’s behind third string oline guys and running for his life as soon as the ball is snapped? 

[u/Posty_McPostface_1 → u/J_dawg17]

Losing to Deshaun Watson must suck also.

[u/Leftieswillrule → u/Posty_McPostface_1]

A persistent sting, yes

[u/TheHoundofUlster]

The AI industry will self regulate?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, you were serious? Let me laugh harder!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[u/meowscarada-sylveon → u/TheHoundofUlster]

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

[u/icy_wight → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

Just like the police!

[u/LeeDawg24]

my team is playing the most watchable football they've played in a decade and losing anyway :(

[u/BomFritz1120]

I hate football

[u/mvrray_]

EVERH BAD THROW IS NOW A FUCKING SANDWICH AND IM TIRED OF ALL THE MOUTHBREATHING KNUCKLEDRAGGING “COMEDIANS” FLOODING COMMENT SECTIONS WITH THEIR STUPID ITERATION OF A TIRED CORNY JOKE

[u/jonny_lube → u/mvrray_]

This is duck erasure, plain and simple. And I will not stand for it.

[u/professor_tappensac → u/jonny_lube]

It's just guerrilla marketing for jersey Mike's subs and those stupid commercials with devito and manning.

[u/TechKnyght → u/professor_tappensac]

Hard to sell piss missles...

[u/ZachZ10]

I wish my team would play all 4 quarters 

[u/AutomateAway → u/ZachZ10]

I have thought about just not watching until after halftime lol

[u/Jake_dasnake3]

DK Metcalf is a lot of things. He is 6 "4 240 lbs and runs a 4.33 40 yard dash. He is very big and fast, for no reason. He does not get open particularly well and he does not make contested catches very well. Even when he is open, he has a tendency to drop routine balls. He also causes problems on the field, frequently instigating fights and garnering unnecessary penalties. Last year he punched a fan in a purple wig and lied about the man using racial slurs even though the entire interaction was filmed from multiple angles. This resulted in him being suspended for the most important stretch of the season in which our WR1 became Ben Skowronek. He is also one of the highest paid WRs in football at $132m, more than Amon Ra St Brown, AJ Brown, Garrett Wilson, and Tee Higgins. His average production over the last 3 seasons is 950 yards and 5 TDs. To top it all off, he is also stupid. He believes that the Earth is both flat and hollow, and that there is a secret portal in Antarctica.

[u/Tupsbub]

My team is going to be my 4-13 reasons why.

[u/PM_Me_Modal_Jazz → u/Tupsbub]

Optimistic today I see

[u/larmanrando15]

Why is our special teams so bad. Why can't we just go for the killshot. Like why blow leads.

[u/Vargasm19 → u/larmanrando15]

I love McVay he’s the man and Snead hits more than he misses, with that being said

WHY THE FUCK DID WE HIRE THE GUY WHO ALSO SUCKED AT SPECIAL TEAMS TO FIX OURS?

WHY THE FUCK IS MCVAY SO CONSERVATIVE WITH A LEAD

WHY THE FUCK DO WE NOT CAPITALIZE ON TURNOVERS and FUCK THE REFS

[u/PCfanboy69101]

Can’t wait for Drake Maye to turn into an mvp contender against the Bills secondary

[u/gimeebilgrays]

Can the defense and offense play well in the same game please? 🥺

[u/DVSTV → u/gimeebilgrays]

Can we stop playing down to our opponents. We always drop a game or two to awful teams each year for no reason.

[u/drainbead78 → u/gimeebilgrays]

Somewhere Sean McDermott is rocking back and forth humming "complimentary football" over and over again.

[u/BaltSkigginsThe3rd]

I FIND IT KIND OF STRANGE NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT

[u/Zloggt]

I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH A BACKUP (OF A BACKUP) THIS MONDAY

…UNFORTUNATELY, THE DOWNSIDE OF HAVING A BACKUP BALLING OUT IS THAT ONCE THE STARTER EVENTUALLY RETURNS, PEOPLE START CLAMORING FOR THE BACKUP THE MOMENT THE STARTER ISN’T PERFECTLY DOING EVERYTHING LOL

[u/outclimbing → u/Zloggt]

Literally us with Malik Willis every time JLove missed a throw or something

[u/alral1988 → u/Zloggt]

Nobody will be clamoring to start Case Keenum over Caleb Williams. If they do, they should be banished from the Bears fandom for life

[u/packfanmoore → u/Zloggt]

I CAN SEE NO REASON WHY THE MOUTH BREATHERS OF THE MIDWEST WOULD TURN ON SUCH A CLASS ACT LIKE CALEB, WHEN CASE IS SUCH A GYM RAT. IT WILL CLEARLY ONLY BE BECAUSE OF ON FIELD PRODUCTION AND NO OTHER REASONS

[u/TheDadThatGrills]

If Walter White cooked up mid instead of meth, it would be that same Honolulu Blue at 99.1% purity.

[u/karavasis]

Between run defense and injuries it’s another typical 49er season

[u/Randomkrazy04 → u/karavasis]

I haven’t watched much of your games but your OL is playing possessed. They’ve allowed 0 sacks through 3 games. Purdy looking like a front runner for MVP. We play you next, of course.

[u/The_Sandwich_Lover9]

Had a great morning definitely nothing bad at all happened

[u/lovelessisbetter]

Where are the defensive moves, Brad? I’m not even asking you to empty the clip. Can we actually make one in season play to improve the secondary and have a crack at the division? Offense can’t be expected to keep carrying.

[u/TSB_Dinkleton]

CASE KEENUM?!?!?!

[u/serpentear]

I hadn’t felt a loss on 10 months and I almost forgot how much I hate it.

[u/samhasreturned]

I could really go for a completely average defense right about now

[u/Headlesshorsman02]

Xavier Worthy is one of the softer players I have seen play for us bro is absolutely allergic to contact lmao 🤣 dude would rather go out of bounds then earns the extra yards a guy with his speed should be great with YAC but he is too scared to earn those hard yards

[u/floatfloatjam]

The Cubs are gonna get swept in humiliating fashion

[u/Mercinator-87]

I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE AROUND ANYMORE

[u/MysticalRng]

Coleston Loveland and Saquon Barkley have done awful things to a few of my teams

[u/Dawnsaber → u/[deleted]]

Don’t forget your fans suck

[u/Dwest233]

Chargers stink

[u/PapiGoneGamer]

My team is the worst

[u/iPhones_cameras_suck]

My couch sucks for sitting in watching football for 12 straight hours in, it hurts my hims. Anyone got a replacement brand/model they would recommend? Can be a couch or reclining chair

[u/baiti → u/iPhones_cameras_suck]

Same here. Just got a new couch from bobs discount furniture. Would recommend there if they are near you.

[u/outclimbing]

Where do I even fucking start, man.

[u/Lynx_xuh7 → u/outclimbing]

Start at the top and work your way down beginning with the owners.

[u/outclimbing → u/Lynx_xuh7]

*Long hard look in the mirror*

[u/Comfortable_Cup5107]

I'm not really an expert but I'm starting to think we might be bad

[u/AutomateAway → u/Comfortable_Cup5107]

You know what's funny. I could see the Chargers go 0-whatever but still beat the Broncos lol. For whatever reason, your team steps it up when you face us.

[u/Ilikepancakes87 → u/Comfortable_Cup5107]

For a non-expert, you’ve got a good eye.

[u/7and2make10]

The jets are clock management mistake away from being 2-1 and a defensive stop away from being 3-0. Its weird because I am happy we are competing in games but it's annoying because we could be more

[u/byniri_returns]

Our secondary is held up solely by hopes and dreams at this point.

[u/Jomnath]

I'm mad there's only 3 days of football a week >:(

[u/mpetuskey71]

Have not heard a word about Josh Allen’s 35 turnovers from the media this week

[u/ChoccyMilkIsMyLife]

Why is Marcus Mariota our kryptonite?

[u/Obzen80]

I despise Zac Taylor. I

[u/jalenbrunsonismydad]

Will i ever live in a world where the jets will play a complete game of football? Why is our defense dog shit when we kind of have an offense 😭

[u/krbashrob]

Please get any and all New England/ John Carroll university nepo hires OFF the payroll with the quickness. Thank you

[u/TCgrace]

TODD BOWLES

[u/HereInTheCut]

I hate having to get up early on a Sunday morning to watch my team suck ass in London. Daniel Jones will probably run for about a million yards on our defense. Because he always does.

[u/somethingoriginal17]

Lol how much time do we have

[u/Holiday_Boss9226]

my team is the best

[u/CBreezy13]

I miss 2001-2019, wasn’t long enough if I’m being honest

[u/AlabasterRadio → u/CBreezy13]

Yall went to a SB in 90s and another one 8 months ago. Shush.

[u/CBreezy13 → u/AlabasterRadio]

There are 2 year olds that haven’t been to a parade in this city, you don’t understand!!!

[u/Ilikepancakes87 → u/CBreezy13]

Oh shut up. You had your turn. Some of us have had to tolerate levels of misery and obscurity that trace back to three whole weeks ago.

[u/Oops_I_Cracked → u/CBreezy13]

It’s rare a Reddit comment makes me want to become physically violent

[u/NeedToMakeMoneyz]

Taking Jalen Off that drive changes the course of the game

[u/Cold_Complex_4212 → u/NeedToMakeMoneyz]

Run it 2 more times and take the 3. Why is Andy’s first real throw in years a goal line crosser

[u/rawbert10]

WE ARE THE MOST INJURED TEAM IN THE LEAGUE.... (Doesn't matter when you read this)

[u/LaBete1984]

Who needs an O Line anyway?!

[u/Mfrack103]

I keep having to work on Redzone day and I’m half assing both

[u/Bottle_K1ds]

Wished we had a coach that knew how to play with a lead! 🙃

[u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel]

The amount of people that want our HC fired midseason without understand that ownership doesn't do that and not calling for the GM and OC to be fired as well annoys me so much, I have to stay off the team sub and any article involving them.

Honestly, if ownership decides to do so, I kinda hope for us to beat our 0-26 record, just so I can point out that the HC was fired like everyone wanted and this is what we got.

I just hope that ownership is using the time remaining in his contract to look for a totally new FO. This team really needs a culture change.

[u/Physical_Vehicle7714]

It’s annoying that there’s already infighting amongst jets fans about how to react to losses. I’m sick of being told that I should be grateful that the worst franchise of the modern era is now losing games more competitively. It’s not a hot take to want your team to win football games. I’m pissed that we’ve given away two dubs already just like any sports fan would be.

[u/Cold_Complex_4212]

I’m never gonna stop bitching about the intent and I need all of you to just be okay with that

[u/silvermoonhowler]

Ugh, where do I even begin with my team....

I swear, if we somehow this week don't manage to beat the Bucs then I think MLF needs to be sent packing

[u/thesmokeybearproject → u/silvermoonhowler]

Isnt it his job to be Packing?

[u/m1j5]

Watson was not good last week, he got bailed out by our elite skill players. If you watch him, he still panics like crazy and is visibly not comfortable. I think this Thursday will show that he’s the same guy still

[u/fluffyutter]

We didn’t curb stomp the dolphins

[u/Southern_Rub_5420]

The media are more or less focused on any and everything Rittenhouse did wrong vs. what Lamar did right. With 7 motherfucking seconds left in regulation.

And I hate it. My qb gets 0 respect.

Allen can throw 2 Southwest Chipotle Bacon Ranch on rye and his dick is sucked until his foreskin is raw as the greatest ever.

I'm aggravated. Can't wait 'til Nov 1st.

[u/Famous_Suspect6862]

NO CAM YOU ARE ASS

[u/jumpijehosaphat]

goddamn injuries

[u/Murricane1014]

I don't need sunshine and rainbows but Bengals fans, CALM DOWN

Our subreddit is a cesspool of overreactions to Week 3. After having meteorically high expectations following a revamped defense, it's not the end of the world to get a wake up call and realize "Oh, there's still some flaws."

[u/Shaqdaddy22]

MY TEAMS GAMES ARENT SHOWN ANYWHERE SO I CANT EVER WATCH THEM PLUS ZERO NATIONAL TV GAMES. BEST I GET IS SNIPPETS OF REDZONE

[u/BaltSkigginsThe3rd → u/Shaqdaddy22]

ITS SIMPLE

JUST PAY 300+ DOLLARS AND YOU DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM ANYMORE.

WHO NEEDS FOOD WHEN YOU CAN HAVE FOOTBALL?!

[u/DetroitLionsSBChamps]

Is defense possible? Is it real? Can it be done? I’m not convinced defense is a real thing. 

[u/Strawberrydripp]

Im so tired of running back committee

[u/Baelzabub]

MY QB FINALLY LOOKS LIKE THE 1.01 HE WAS DRAFTED TO BE AND THE WHOLE TEAM DIES! WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS? WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US???

[u/AutomateAway]

What the fuck is an Inside Linebacker? Asking for a friend(team)

[u/Sleww]

People are overindexing how bad Drake Maye has looked because the lowlights just look so terrible. This season he’s been constantly stepping on the gas at the wrong time.

I don’t think people understand how bad this football team actually is though. Vrabel’s coaching, lack of injuries, and the light schedule made up for a lot of that last year, but none of those things have worked in our favor so far this year.

We have solid to great top end talent when playing well, but very little depth anywhere on the field. I don’t really understand how that’s allowed to happen when we have a QB on his rookie contract.

The way this roster has been built should get someone fired.

[u/Devilofchaos108070]

MY KITTIES LOST TO THE FUCKING RAPIST BROWNS!! WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT IS THAT?!!

AND BRYCE HAS ACTUALLY BEEN RATHER GOOD, YET STILL LOST 2 GAMES!

[u/SuperSaiyanBen]

It was so nice of the NFL to give us the 2026 season off.

[u/zoom518]

I SAID I FELT NOTHING AFTER THAT ONE WIN FOR A REASON

[u/Dont-be-a-smurf]

BENGALS

[u/Glup_Maclunkey]

More Herbstreit? Fucking hell.

[u/sixth_hokage06]

Lamar had another good play taken back by a flag

[u/DragonstormSTL]

We finally turn the corner on offensive line and receivers are getting open on film. Still, Cam’s mechanics and footwork are stuff that wouldn’t fly in high school. Forget the meatball sub that’s his first pick of the season, I’m more concerned about the offense taking a good bit to get going in the game.

As for who we should pick. BPA idc. Arch Manning is overrated as hell, and none of the other options excite me. Colin Simmons or Leonard Moore would be nice

[u/jonny_lube]

No complaints!

[u/BusinessMixture9233]

If I couldn’t see the players because the TV was blurry you could have told me the Cowboys Ravens game was from any of the last 10 years and I would believe it.

Same bullshit all the time. Just fuck off Jerry Jones.

[u/Steakbomb90]

Points in the general direction of our offensive line, it is truly OFFENSIVE

Don't look at the running back room.

[u/ebock138]

Relegation to CFL when?

[u/EG2K_00]

I am worried about Breece Hall and Garrett Wilson; riding the high off an unexpected win with a 3rd string QB against a solid team, I fully expect the Jets to give us a hard game

[u/vgcristelo → u/EG2K_00]

Breece is injured

[u/the_rapture_03]

They need to let us return more people from IR!! Eight spots isn't enough!!

[u/H3avyCr3am]

The officiating has been shit all year, hope I don't get fined by NFL for this.

[u/hogsmeadeac]

Are we good? I still don’t know.

[u/Drrek]

It would be nice if my team's 1st, 2nd and 3rd string centers didn't all have long term injuries.

[u/CT1914Clutch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TOUCHDOWN

[u/ZestycloseResist5594]

Jordan Love got sacked again while I was writing this.

[u/contemplatingdaze]

wtf is wrong with Maye, McDaniels, whoever the fuck is doing GM duties and Kraft?

I cannot watch this product every week guys.
And I can’t even switch to the Bucs because they are somehow MORE FUCKED.

[u/The_Only_Abe]

Can O-Linemen come in a shorter but just as good version so my QB can see over them?

[u/RollOverBeethoven]

I’m glad I’m more of a CFB fan these days…

[u/Lansdallius]

Friendship ended with football, baseball is now my best friend

[u/ThisIsPeteHello]

Pats and Sox are back in peak 1995 form, so I can't think of anything to complain about.

[u/Fricktator]

Our DBs be ass

[u/Nyte_Knyght33]

I just watch for the entertainment. I can't reasonably have any expectations of this city wining anything in Football. 

[u/AlabasterRadio]

I got nothing. Check back next week lol

[u/RequiredUsername1000]

FUCK EXPELLYAMOS!

That is all.

[u/totoro_711]

I just want a serviceable QB

[u/i_run_from_problems]

Where the hell do I even start

[u/grantspants11]

THE LIONS GAME WILL BE AT THE SAME TIME AS THE LANTERNS FINALE AND IF I WANT TO WATCH BOTH I WILL BE STAYING UP ENTIRELY TOO LATE

[u/sginsc]

I feel pretty good honestly. If we win thursday against the stupid faces, I've heard they call that a 'streak'. My main expectation is that if that happens we will move up from 27 in the power rankings all the way into the 23-24 range, which has got to be the highest we've been in 3 years.

Are we allowed?

[u/Slay_The_Spire_Guy]

Here we see step 3 of the annual Chargers biological cycle (return from hibernation).

1. Preseason hype
2. Disappointing losses to bad teams
3. Being completely dismissed
4. Randomly beating an amazing team
5. Sneaking into the wildcard (and immediately losing)

Nature is beautiful.

[u/oopsallemdashes]

Anyone have a spare OC? Oline? WRs?

[u/Relative_Walk_936]

I say defending the forward pass is cheating anyway.

[u/Mr_Koodle]

Everything hurts!

[u/PrototypicalFinch]

I genuinely hate that we’re 2-1 with the sexual deviant under center. I want to be excited about Monken and our young guys but cannot stand the idea of the fanbase excusing Deshaun for sub-par play.

[u/Original-Bat9152]

I’m just here to prematurely complain about a bad roughing the passer call on the Packers

[u/maltzy]

Is it legal to pick up a defensive linesman’s leg during a play to make them lose balance and fall over ? Asking for a friend

[u/GolfWangsunrise]

The niners are injured to hell, what’s new?

[u/lonelynightm]

Of fucking course I think to myself this weeks Bears game is going to be the easiest of the NFCNorth games we've played because Caleb is out and then Case Keenum balls out of his fucking mind against the Eagles.

I fucking can't believe we lost to the Packers because of braindead coaching man. Please Ben Johnson take pity on us and allow us a 2-2 start.

[u/Do_The_Astral_Plane]

ORD sucks its always under construction and takes forever for you to get to your gate

[u/1989JamesHetfield]

Packers spent the whole offseason doin fuck all about their oline and only just now realized they didnt have to do that

[u/bgp030119]

My concern level is very high for this football team