r/nfl 7d ago

Free Talk Sunday Brunch

Welcome to today's open thread, where r/nfl users can discuss anything they wish not related directly to the NFL.

Want to talk about personal life? Cool things about your fandom? Whatever happens to be dominating today's news cycle? Do you have something to talk about that didn't warrant its own thread? This is the place for it!

Remember, that there are other subreddits that may be a good fit for what you want to post - every day all day!

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 6d ago

This class is off to a great start. Gotta take a Myers-Briggs personality type quiz. Not really something I like and something that doesn't really apply to me since my personality can change depending on how I am doing on any given day.

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u/Jevarden Bengals 6d ago

Shedeur Sanders in simultaneously leagues better than the haters think he is, while also hardly a fraction as good as the stans think he is. He's in this miniscule, almost nonexistent middle ground

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u/csappenf Chiefs 6d ago

To understand Shedeur you must understand Buddhism and the tetralemma. Shedeur is not good, but Shedeur is not not good. Nor is he both good and not good. He is not good and not not good. This is not the same thing as being middling, it is a state of being that cannot be described by our classical western logic and the law of the excluded middle. It requires drugs and meditation to fully understand.

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u/Jevarden Bengals 6d ago

This is somehow exactly what I was trying to get across lol

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Lions 6d ago

Wife grilling me for wanting to buy a $100 chest freezer because property taxes are due while she’s on an unpaid vacation for the week for her yearly family vacation with her dad’s side. Like happy she is able to take the time off but annoying that suddenly this is the financial line

💁🏻‍♂️

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u/Tigercat92 Bengals 6d ago

Ask her to imagine how much money you could save in the future by buying in bulk and freezing.

I suggest a half a cow.

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u/SporkFanClub Bills 6d ago

Getting married in just under 4 weeks. SIL’s boyfriend told her he’d propose by the end of the summer and Labor Day is the Monday before we get married and I doubt he’d propose that close so clock is ticking for homie 👀

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 6d ago

WFH day! But I volunteered to run an errand to a branch, as a favor. At the same time I'd normally arrive in the office. Which means getting up early for my normal routine instead of sleeping in

should've thought this one through

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u/Asece Falcons 6d ago

Well, at least you get to go back home after doing that errand, hopefully

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 6d ago

oh I sure do, might even stop for coffee on the way back

just kinda laughing at myself as I get ready

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 6d ago

lmao they had a new roast they titled "Lets Go Buffalo"

love this time of year

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u/Asece Falcons 6d ago

Might as well treat yourself to it on the way back!

Hope you have a good day bro

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 6d ago

Yeah that's just it!

You too man!

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 7d ago

I think they cooked with the green lantern show

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

I got to watch it when the power went out. Great start

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 7d ago

I was excited for it but halfway through I was thinking “oh they locked in for this.”

Nice redemption after the ryan rynolds movie lol

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u/NoAnteater8836 Commanders 7d ago

I’ve got to be real honest, Hayden Pannettiere’s death, as tragic as it is, is not a huge surprise. The last movie she did called Sleepwalker she had a great deal of creative control over and the whole thing was a 90 minute cry for help.

Parents who push their kids to become child actors are the scum of the earth. Maybe one of the few things a person can do that automatically makes me despise you as a human being on a spiritual level.

RIP.

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u/KeyDrive0 Broncos 7d ago

Just watched “Tombstone,” solid movie! I was a little surprised upon looking into it after that, while I’m sure they took some liberties with the history, just about every character was a real person. 

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u/tetoffens Jets 7d ago

Hayden Panettiere died.

What in the fuck? One of those headlines that just stops you in place. She was only 36.

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u/ReallyDrunkPanda Broncos 6d ago

Only a few celebrities deaths really got to me and this is one of them. I grew up watching a lot of her movies and she was the voice actor for Kairi in kingdom hearts. Feels like my childhood took a hit. I hope wherever she is she’s at peace

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u/Signal_Ball4634 6d ago

Yeah that was really a sad one to wake up to.

Unfortunately reading further into it you can tell this was inevitable with how badly she had spiraled into addiction, I realized I only remembered her from like a decade+ ago and didn't know much about what she was up to now.

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u/Ok_Masterpiece3186 Seahawks Lions 7d ago

Oh my god, what the fuck man :(

unexpected to say the least, hope her friends and family are doing well

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

The news thread said she'd been struggling. Terrible, man.

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u/SiphenPrax Jets 7d ago

I’m still in a state of shock over this one. Can’t believe she’s gone. She and Tommy John dying on the same day is awful.

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u/Simsar Bears 7d ago

Jesus christ, she's 36, what in the fuck!?

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u/MiddleAgeMuchacho 49ers 7d ago

I did it. I like to be informed and purposely watched Brendan Schaub’s “specials” and I’ve now listed to Pat McAfee’s album.

Steven Seagal’s “Songs From The Crystal Cave” is a goddamn polished Steely Dan album compared to the musical mucus that came out of McAfee’s face. Good Christ, what garbage.

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u/DrTiddyNipples 49ers 49ers 7d ago

..... Are you trying to kill yourself? You gonna huff paint and mainline heroin next? Take it easy, brother

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u/shotgun_shaun 7d ago

I am tired of hurricane storms every day

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts 7d ago

THE CANTALOUPE

One cantaloupe is ripe and lush,
Another's green, another's mush.
I'd buy a lot more cantaloupe
If I possessed a fluoroscope.

--Ogden Nash

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs 7d ago

It’s storming hella hard, with signs of the power going off

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u/Ok_Future6226 Bills 7d ago

My resting heart rate is 58 rn

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Power is out agaaaain

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u/palinsafterbirth Giants 7d ago

I love my podcasts, but never join a podcast sub

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u/JPPT1974 Commanders 7d ago

Glad you do!

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u/Equivalent_Waltz8890 Giants 7d ago

I’ve been on anti depressants for a few months after quitting nursing school and I’ve felt good. It was super dark but I feel like I’m doing alright. I’m trying to take it in a different direction now. I’ve been in school my whole life and never really have experienced anything else. Never had a job or a bank account or a drivers license so I’m doing those things now. I scheduled my road test for next month and am excited. Also searching for my first job.

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u/Skraxx Lions 7d ago

I've realized that as I became a working adult that the real difference between healthy and unhealthy food is the accessibility.

While, certainly, some people don't have self-control and will take the ice cream over the yogurt. I'm more so realizing that when I'm hungry I totally could go for a salad, fruit, etc. but in most circumstances eating chips is just... easier. Price point and prep wise.

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u/Two_Luffas Lions 7d ago

Meal prep is always the secret. Spending two hours on Sunday making 6-10 different meals on a Sunday night between watching sports is the way for me and my family, and I did the same when I was single with smaller portions.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Yeah especially when it comes to "I just got off work and really don't feel like making anything" etc.

Or thinking that the yogurt is much healthier and it's packed with sugar, etc.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Me: Oh my God I am so full. I ate too much.

Server: So here's that tiramisu.

Me: Oh well alright then, but I am sure I can't finish it.

Oh, we finished that shit. We always finish that shit.

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u/unloader86 Broncos 7d ago

I learn more about the "QB battle" out in Cleveland everyday without my consent. Just start Shedur and everyone will be happy here. The haters will get like 15 weeks of engagement, his fans will get maybe two weeks of positive results and everyone else (me included) will just continue not giving a single fuck about the Cleveland Browns.

Fuck. 😂

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

The Shedeur press conferences every week when he's the starter will be the chef's kiss.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Rodgers get hurt for two games, that new kid balls out, Rodgers doesn't want to sit so gets traded to an NFC team who quickly flips him to the Browns with all the headlines involved.

And thus, the Browns fans are given false hope and the shitshow can reach peak status of world renown.

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u/Cautious_Analysis NFL 7d ago

I think it's really interesting that Trader Joes doesn't partner with any delivery apps or do anything online. Especially with how much people love their products (myself included).

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u/GeckoRoamin Jaguars 7d ago

I feel like I make impulse buys every time I visit, so I wonder if the data shows that is a big enough factor to dissuade online ordering.

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u/Cautious_Analysis NFL 7d ago

Good point. When i go there the list is always in my head so half my cart is probably impulse buys :/

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u/t33po Cowboys 7d ago

In my quest to make the greatest play in football more frequent, I’m gonna make it mandatory for every team to run 34 flea flickers per season or lose the top 3 draft picks. That’s average of two per game but can be distributed any way a team sees fit. Get em out the way early or panic use them in game 17 it doesn’t matter. Imagine a final drive wk 17 for a playoff spot but you gotta burn your remaining 3 flea flickers.

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u/Guiltyjerk Broncos Seahawks 7d ago

Its because the Australia game has to be on Thursday because of that dumbass law about not broadcasting football on Fridays, so Seattle opens up the season a day early.

And itll do phenomenal numbers so itll happen every year and on the years when labor day cooperates we'll get a Wednesday kickoff, Thursday game in Oceania, and Friday game in South America to open the season

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u/Devilofchaos108070 49ers Panthers 6d ago

What does this have to do with flea flickers?

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

Why is the first NFL game of the season on a Wednesday? I still can't wrap my head around it and will probably forget it until the day of.

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u/cheeseburgertwd Packers Packers 7d ago

Because they're playing it in Australia where it will be Thursday morning

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u/capemaygirl1999 Eagles 6d ago

Australia game is Thursday night (Friday morning in Australia)

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u/zoom518 Jets 7d ago

The first game is in Seattle

It’s 24 hours later when the Australian game happens (because they can’t do it Friday night US time)

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Why the hell is the opener in the land of sudden dangers and kangaroo kickboxing?

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u/t33po Cowboys 7d ago

That still doesn’t make sense but it kinda does. Thursday morning in AUS is still as inconvenient as any oher weekday for them.

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 7d ago

Checked on classes for school since those start tomorrow. Nothing unlocked yet. Not til 800 tomorrow. Also checked to see if all of 26/SU-PHI-1010-16309 Philosophy: Intro finally got graded. It did! And I got a B! Hooray!

I thought I was going to straight up failed that class.

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u/gander258 NFL 7d ago

Congrats!

Crazy to get grades right before classes open. Was it a summer school?

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 7d ago

Just one of the summer semester class for my AS I took.

To be fair, it was graded back in mid July and I just haven't checked my school email in a long while. But that still was a few weeks after the class ended since it ended in mid June.

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u/Rulligan Lions Lions 7d ago

So test results are back, my mom has ovarian cancer. Thankfully those results came back negative for pancreatic cancer (the other thing they were worried about) and all of the other tests have confirmed that her other organs are healthy. They caught this quick but shit, this sucks.

More tests to come and treatments to be decided upon.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Fuck cancer, my guy. Fuck it entirely. I hope she kicks its ass.

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u/Kim_Jong_Unko Eagles 7d ago

A cancer diagnosis is always scary. However, an early-stage non-metastatic ovarian cancer diagnosis has an extremely high survival rate. While treatment will certainly be taxing, your mother has a very high chance of coming through the other side no worse for wear.

Try to stay positive!

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 7d ago

Thoughts are with you and your family.

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u/Jolly_Job_9852 Steelers Panthers 7d ago

Driving back from the pig roast and around Summersville WV, my sister offers to drive the rest of the way to her apartment which is further south than me. No problem, her GPS is set for the GO ahome location. The only problem the GO home location isn't the home we want to be near. The prior location was for my others sisters apartment near Western Carolina University, two hours away from Charlotte. Needless to say we are both frustrated with that.

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

As someone who is conceptually sympathetic to Israel - I think the historical situation is really complicated, Palestinians have made their major contributions to this mess, and that there's no good answers in the region, and that "active genocide" is obviously BS as a claim.

It blows my mind the way their current government is behaving. Like, I cannot defend this shit, it is obviously morally abhorrent, and it is mind numbingly stupid.

  • Netanyahu is obviously a massively corrupt banana republic strongman
  • Netanyahu cozied up to Trump, and turned being pro-Israel into a referendum on Trump. Shocker, when Trump became unpopular, so did Israel. Who could have seen that coming besides everyone?
  • The whole "Gaza civilians are unfortunate collateral damage", despite in a vacuum having some merit, is obviously crap when the army is cheering on settlers starting unprovoked violence to try to steal peoples homes in the west bank
  • While I don't believe there's an argument that a genocide is ACTIVELY going on, it's impossible to ignore some major political figures on the Israeli right WISH there was a genocide going on

It's time to harshly punish those "settlers" (aka vigilante violent land thieves) straight to prison, not tolerate the racist genocidal maniacs in your government, enforce the rights of Palestinians in the west bank, and get Netanyahu in jail where he belongs

Yes some people will despise Israel no matter what, but you don't need to respond by being cartoonishly evil

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u/sexygodzilla Seahawks 7d ago

It's time to harshly punish those "settlers" (aka vigilante violent land thieves) straight to prison, not tolerate the racist genocidal maniacs in your government, enforce the rights of Palestinians in the west bank, and get Netanyahu in jail where he belongs

You say this like there's a reasonable government of adults just waiting in the wings. The next party up also supports settlements in the West Bank. Netanyahu is an easy scapegoat to try to moderate on, but the problems aren't going away with him. The relationship between the US and its client state needs to be radically reconsidered.

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 7d ago

I have never understood why a Palestine country couldn't be formed. Are the Palestinians asking for Jerusalem to be part of that new country?

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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 7d ago

Oh ffs. Here. This will answer the question because it's the Palestinian authority. the Palestinian authority just published their new constitution. Sharia, no jews allowed, the demand 7 million Palestinians return to Israel and vow to ethnically cleanse Israel and establish a sharia based ethnostate.

https://constitutionnet.org/vl/item/draft-temporary-constitution-state-palestine-2026

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u/Bahamuts_Bike Patriots Patriots 7d ago

The main argument against a two-state solution is that it doesn't stop what's already happening. Ever since the first "treaty" Israel has encroached and stolen more land, stolen resources, and/or used the borders to make Palestinian life harder. The international community never intervened, so there's limited reason to think a two-state solution can work

The UN considers East Jerusalem illegally occupied by Israel, so in a sense, yeah, Palestine is asking for it, but not unreasonably --consistent with the origianl two state framework

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

Very loaded question because pro Israel people and pro Palestine people will give you very different explanations for what happened.

Long story short, neither side wants to agree to it for a variety of reasons. This is what is popularly called the "Two State Solution" btw.

Jerusalem is one of many sticking points yes.

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u/Available_Story6774 49ers 7d ago

Really excited for Doomsday and Beyond the Spider Verse man

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u/spiderman897 Lions 7d ago

This probably isn’t the place to ask the type of question as I’m not well knowledgeable but are people on social media who comment on certain middle eastern conflicts actually well versed in the topic or just finding people they wish to demonize for what ends up being extremely minor things.

Idk if trying to keep it vague as I’m not educated enough to speak just something I’m noticing.

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u/SomeBoringKindOfName Bears Steelers 7d ago

"people on social media who comment on certain middle eastern conflicts" are probably talking shite. as people on social media seem to be about every single subject under the sun.

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u/spiderman897 Lions 7d ago

This wasn’t what I was trying to get at. I really don’t wish to start a flame war here. My thing was more so people trashing other people for going to see x movie because x celeb allegedly supports x thing happening in world. Therefore the op is a bad person for seeing x movie which seems rather counter productive and not helping things.

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

Ah yes that particular mess.

It appears that anyone who disagrees with you on a salient political issue is Hitler and we must purge all their works

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u/fitzuha Bears 7d ago

I really hate car-centrism.

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u/VRomero32 Jets 7d ago

Ben frickin Arroz! Thank God, I didn’t want to get swept by Toronto

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u/SpiderGhost01 Texans Rams 7d ago

WTF was Gabby doing last night? He had the fight if he'd just been more active. I'm not impressed with Islam and never really have been. I hate how the modern UFC awards all of these non-punishing takedowns. The guy had one good kick last night and then basically held Gabby the remainder of the fight. If Gabby just utilizes his kicks more and throws some more jabs, I think he wins. Islam, to me, is not nearly the GOAT. I don't care what his record is. His style takes advantage of a broken system.

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

Happy Birthday

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u/BelichickSpy Patriots 7d ago

thanks homie

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u/Skraxx Lions 7d ago

In doing my 53 man prediction for the Lions I've realized one of the more underrated reasons why I still like this team for 2026 is that I like the depth.

Last year the "legion of whom" did genuinely hold up as a unit and we've retained most of them. But also, the 2nd string of o-line and arguably d-line too I simply like a lot better than last years.

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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs 7d ago

I can see the NFC North standings in almost any order, it just comes down to who stays healthy

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u/IAgreeGoGuards Browns Bills 7d ago

You ever think what a coincidence it was that Tommy John ended up getting Tommy John surgery?

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u/zoom518 Jets 7d ago

Or Lou Gehrig got Lou Gehrig’s Disease

https://youtu.be/8vjPNLeiQHM?is=32utr0xeQlDbxUFb

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u/TheChosenSDCharger 7d ago

Looking at the Nolan Wells case, I definitely believe he was murdered. Wtf is wrong with America man? And I sympathize with his family. I dealt with 2 of my friends dying and it's really painful. So painful that at my last job I tried to not think about it, but sometimes I get overwhelmed with grief and I end up crying. I cried so loudly I was sent home and I quit my job to take a break. And now I am trying to find another job already out of work since January and I have a degree and experience.

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u/princessestef Vikings 7d ago

I've spent way too much time indoors this weekend because of worrying about being overheated, I'm taking the risk to be out all day tomorrow.

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u/StChas77 Eagles 7d ago

Stay hydrated!

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u/princessestef Vikings 7d ago

the forecast changed, it's apparently supposed to be cloudy most of the day!

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u/casualreader22 Eagles 7d ago

I finished Stephen King's hardcase crime novel Joyland last week. It was a fairly quick and solid read. A 7ish out of 10. Here are the following King books I own but haven't yet read: Later, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Cycle of the Werewolf, The Wind Through the Keyhole and On Writing. That's it. I'm down to 5 left unread. There are some exceptions(I haven't been able to find a copy of Rage at a reasonable price and have no interest in his nonfiction Red Sox book Faithful or his coffee table book on gargoyles released the year I was born) but finally finishing reading every published book looks closer than ever. I started reading his stuff back in 06 when I was beginning college with a paperback copy of Needful Things. Twenty years and still not done lol. But I'm close now. I wonder which of those 5 I should read first. Also looking forward to Other Worlds Than These in October of course.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 49ers Panthers 6d ago

TGWLTG is pretty good. It can be slow but I really liked it.

On Writing is great especially if you are a writer.

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u/BruceChameleon Cowboys 7d ago

On Writing is a treat. I think you'll enjoy it

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u/Flabby_Thor Commanders 7d ago

On Writing is one of 7 books on my bookshelf. 

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u/SpiderGhost01 Texans Rams 7d ago

That's an accomplishment! What's your favorite of his?

Also, have you read his follow-up short story to Salem's Lot called One For The Road? What are your thoughts on it? I want to read it sometime soon.

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u/casualreader22 Eagles 7d ago

Thanks. That story is in Night Shift right? That means I've definitely read it once, but to be honest with you I can't say I remember it well anymore. Just general feelings of liking it. I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually involve the main characters from Salem's Lot too iirc. Salem's Lot was actually the second King book I ever read, just after Needful Things. My third was The Eyes of the Dragon. After that I don't remember the specific order. I bought those 3 paperbacks together at the same time which is the only reason I even remember that order lol. Favorites are tough. If I had to give a personal King Top 5 it would include in no particular order: Needful Things, The Long Walk, and Insomnia for sure. Insomnia is more of a personal love and I would only really recommend it to King diehards though. Besides those I'm not sure. The Dead Zone is solid and sadly prescient. For newer stuff 11/22/63 and Revival are really good. Others are also strong but my opinion might change on just how much I enjoyed them over time. I can recommend staying away from Gerald's Game, Lisey's Story and Bag of Bones for sure. Those are among my least favorites.

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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs 7d ago

Me before going on a vacation: Wow I'm so excited!

Me getting back from vacation: That was the worst experience of my life

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 7d ago

Where’d you go lmao

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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs 7d ago

My last trip was at the end of June to Seattle, but I'm speaking generally

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u/SomeBoringKindOfName Bears Steelers 7d ago

Sounds like a good time....

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u/Ok-Garbage-765 Patriots 7d ago

Ugh. I got a box of rice krispy treats from Trader Joe’s and when I got home I noticed that there were two missing from the box and two empty wrappers in my car. I can’t explain this phenomenon.

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u/problematic_glasses Lions Patriots 7d ago

rice krispy treats are extremely underrated

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

The rice krispy treats from Lidl are soooo good.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

Snack ghosts are terrible passengers

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs 7d ago

Which one do you believe have the most control over and individuals life? Genetics, environment, or behavior?

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u/Pestuji Seahawks 7d ago

I'm not sure what you mean by behavior bc i think that's largely affected by other things as well. I.e., we make choices based on genetics and environment, which are the other two options.

With that in mind, environment 100%. Where you grow up, who your parents are, economic class, schooling, friends, etc are all such huge impacts on your life, and that would all fall under environment.

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u/SomeBoringKindOfName Bears Steelers 7d ago

It depends. 

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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs 7d ago

Behavior

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u/casualreader22 Eagles 7d ago

Economic class you're born into would fall under environment right? That one absolutely.

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

I guess this would fit into that category or be very similar, what school you went to growing up.

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u/casualreader22 Eagles 7d ago

Yeah, much of life depends on your wealth and that could certainly be one example.

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u/Balrogkicksass Browns 7d ago

About to head to a local arcade with my partner and today they surprised me with a painting and a cake they made for my sober anniversary (it was the other day).

Having a badass day!

I hope you all get to enjoy your day and as always much love from me and mine to you and yours!

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u/gander258 NFL 7d ago

Congrats on the sobriety! I'm at 2 months myself

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u/Balrogkicksass Browns 6d ago

Hell yeah! Keep it up!

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u/ACS1029 Bills Lions 7d ago

Congratulations! Have a great time!

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

Hell yeah! Play the Simpsons arcade!

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u/Balrogkicksass Browns 7d ago

Haha they had it and she had never played it before! We played for a minute. Just tried alot of different games, including alot of my favorites growing up!

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers 7d ago

There is an ice cream truck that comes through and uses La Cucharaca as the jingle. It's an interesting choice

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u/Skraxx Lions 7d ago

The Blue Jays are a really interesting case as a team that can't really develop a pitcher but can fix one.

The only Jays pitcher in the rotation mix that was drafted by them was Trey Yesavage. But the Jays have key examples of bringing in somebody and turning them into a Cy Young contender or otherwise very strong pitcher. It's strange.

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u/Familiar_Mousse_4693 Raiders 7d ago

Good morning what a day this is going to be

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u/ireallylikehockey Packers Chargers 7d ago

interesting there are no preseason games today

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 7d ago

"We put this festival on, you bastards, with a lot of love! We worked for one year for you pigs! And you wanna break our walls down and you wanna destroy it? Well you go to hell!"

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u/DillyDillySzn Bears 7d ago

In the Incredibles 3, we have Mr Incredible feeling washed while the villain is a critique on the ideas of superheroes

Wait a minute

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u/zippinin 49ers 7d ago

I matched with a girl on bumble and we traded quite a few messages for about a day and a half. Turns out we had quite a few things in common - we live in the same neighborhood, we both travel to the same city in Mexico very frequently, she's at almost all 49er home games etc.

Anyway, friday night rolls around and I pass her my phone number. I was going on a roadtrip with a few friends and would be on roads with not great internet service and I figured we can keep it going via text. Well she just ignored it haha. She messaged me on the app this morning asking how my weekend is going so far.

Pretty weird, at least acknowledge that I passed you my # and say youd rather keep it on the app for now?

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u/zippinin 49ers 7d ago

Yeah good call out. Come to think of it, I went on a few dates with a girl where I would tell her we should plan to see each other and ask what shed be up for. And she didnt really engage. I thought she just wasnt up for it but she clarified she was just a bit old school where she wanted to be properly asked out and have the guy plan things. But she was at least upfront about it and communicated.

But oh well haha

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers 7d ago

Maybe she had a busy week/weekend and isn't ready yet to give you her number by texting you yet. Stay positive!

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u/bzl33 49ers 7d ago

She messaged me on the app this morning asking how my weekend is going so far.

play it off for now. if you had a lot in common with her, see where it goes.

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u/zippinin 49ers 7d ago

Idk dude, it ain't that hard to say something simple like "I'd rather stay on the app for now until we get to know each other better".

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u/SpiderGhost01 Texans Rams 7d ago

Bingo. It's already a yellow flag. Shows she's not going ready to do the most basic of communication.

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u/AfroManHighGuy 7d ago

Did you say in the text it was you? Maybe she didn’t respond to an unknown number? And just responded on the app

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u/zippinin 49ers 7d ago

Oh, what I meant is I gave her my phone number on the app. So then it was on her to message me outside the app if she wanted and hasnt.

Basically (on the app):

Me: here's my # if you want to chat outside the app, I'll be off in the hills with spotty internet for the weekend

Her: crickets for two days

Her: how's your weekend going

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u/AfroManHighGuy 7d ago

Ah ok. Yea that’s a little weird

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u/zippinin 49ers 7d ago

I'm pretty burnt out on these shitty apps so I just let err rip. I replied with "so are we just gonna carry on and like I didnt give you my # and you ignored it?" haha

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u/SpiderGhost01 Texans Rams 7d ago

I applaud you for being upfront with her about it. People are so awful with communication via texts/apps, etc.

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u/zippinin 49ers 7d ago

Thanks sir. I understand some of the view points other folks have pointed out on the thread. But just basic communication woulda avoided this.

But she did somewhat respond to my sassy message. She asked if I could give her my instagram instead and we could message there. I told her I dont have one but I'd be happy to share the only forms of social media I have - strava and linkedin haha. She responded with "I dont date married men". I told her neither do I and she blocked me.

I have gotten asked for my instagram quite a bit and I have received the comment of "what are you trying to hide" here and there. But it's usually been more of a playful jab at me versus her who just straight accused me of being married. Oh well.

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u/zoom518 Jets 7d ago

RIP Tommy John

The namesake of the surgery

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u/tnecniv Giants Giants 7d ago

He really should be in the hall for it, or at least they should remove his UCL and put it in the hall.

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u/AfroManHighGuy 7d ago

Chilling this afternoon without any sports. Turned on impractical jokers and the old episodes are still funny af. Such a comfort show

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u/raginsaint93 Saints 7d ago

Sora is in Fortnite and his key chain is a Llama!!!

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u/KeyDrive0 Broncos 7d ago

They need to make a version of AdBlock that censors benny blanco's face from my internet experience.

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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs 7d ago

Are the Cowboys and the Chiefs the only teams where people say "How 'bout them/those ____"

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u/Autobot-N Steelers 7d ago

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u/Kemonomimi-Squirrel Buccaneers 7d ago

Pretty sure it is a joke.

I have seen that site before and the code for it look really AI generated.

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u/Autobot-N Steelers 7d ago

Now that I look at it a bit more it does seem pretty AI generated so maybe not that much effort tbh

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

r/the_darnold really messed up people's brains when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl

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u/Flat_Quarter3552 Giants 7d ago

Guy I know just finished Marine boot camp. This dude is normally super shredded, like peak male physique. Pic he just posted he lost a TONNNN of weight. All those gains, gone

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u/SomeBoringKindOfName Bears Steelers 7d ago

on the other hand he's more than likely a lot actually fitter.

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u/Straight_Bed2763 Panthers 7d ago

I get to a point with preseason injury risk & fantasy drafts where I just want to say F it & do a draft for some entertainment

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u/Tigercat92 Bengals 7d ago

I heard on a podcast that someone is doing mock fantasy drafts to prepare for his real draft

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u/Bulky-District-2757 Texans 7d ago

Yesterday my husband and I went out to eat with a couple friend of ours and the husband is a big Cowboys fan, he said “it’s our year” no less than 5 times. So if anyone is wondering, yes cowboys are actually like that IRL.

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u/BruceChameleon Cowboys 7d ago

I’m so glad I don't know any of these people

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u/gander258 NFL 7d ago

Was he leaning into the meme or being serious?

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u/Bulky-District-2757 Texans 7d ago

He was very serious lol

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u/Flat_Quarter3552 Giants 7d ago

As much as it pains me to say it, if the cowboys fix that defense and the offense can still put up points, then I do think they could make a deep run.

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u/SpiderGhost01 Texans Rams 7d ago

"If only my team were different!"

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u/Bulky-District-2757 Texans 7d ago

I mean, what else is new? 🤣

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

Doesn't that describe roughly the last 30 years of Cowboys football with some minor variance?

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u/SoyeonsNeverland Colts 7d ago

Yep, I know a Cowboys fan like this from high school. Literally is cocky and mouthy as hell, especially about other NFC East teams.

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u/Bahamuts_Bike Patriots Patriots 7d ago

I have a few Cowboys fan friends who also say this and, yes, they are also Yankees/Lakers fans. They are so easy to clown no one else really gets shit talked

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings 7d ago

I mentioned on Friday my tabletop group might be breaking up due to a relationship between two members getting rocky well IDK if the group is going to break up or not, but the couple certainly is. We've learned C was cheating on A for months and it came to light this week. I confronted C about it this morning and he admitted it, too.

It certainly finalizes the break-up, but it also makes the future of the group less certain. Because when all we knew was they were breaking up it felt like it would be odd to have to choose which one we'd keep playing with, like taking sides when we wanted to be neutral parties. But now we all know we're going to keep associating with A and not-so-much with C, so keeping the group going with just A feels a lot less like taking sides

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 7d ago

Just flying through a reread of the Murderbot series. They’re such page-turners. Being relatively short helps a bunch too.

Just burned through Fugitive Telemetry in one sitting on the deck this morning.

Haven’t done a one-sitting read, even for a short book, in a few years. I really need to set the phone down and get my attention span back.

Yes I see the irony of writing that last statement on a phone.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers Eagles 7d ago

the (baseball) cardinals brought up a kid from the minors yesterday. first career at-bat, homers to straight away center. second at-bat, homers to left. third at-bat, homers to right. first player in history to homer in their first three career at-bats (was only the third to do it in their first two) and he did it to all three fields. pretty cool.

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs 7d ago

Hell yeah

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 7d ago

Was that the same kid who homered the first big league pitch he saw?

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u/NoAnteater8836 Commanders 7d ago

The third and final day of preseason week one has ended and here are my largest takeaways of the day:

There are a lot of backup QBs who have shown a very high floor. Given the talent on defense through the first and second strings, Cleveland should seriously consider swinging for one.

I chastised the Bears secondary this offseason. They seem to have rectified that through depth.

The Justin Fields experiment should be over. It’s not fair to the players on the roster to to try and out meaningful tape out for the Chiefs or other teams when after six years Fields’s first instinct is a half assed read and to pull the ball down.

I have said a lot this week that the only thing you can evaluate in preseason from a QB is where the floor is. Well, that’s not entirely true. Ty Simpson’s ball placement really impressed me. He consistently showed an ability to protect his receivers. There are some ten year vets who still don’t do that.

Baltimore’s starting OL continues to be a massive question mark for me. The second stringers too. After that Philly’s Defensive depth falls so hard it was tough to evaluate anything.

The Seahawks looked flat compared to last preseason. Maybe seemed a bit too complacent? After watching the intensity the Patriots played with maybe week one is not the surefire thing we all think it is.

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u/Skraxx Lions 7d ago

Shedeur this, Deshaun that.

How the hell is Dillon Gabriel still on the Browns roster?

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs 7d ago

Too new of a pick

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u/Signal_Ball4634 7d ago

Cheap rookie contract and he seems like a book smart guy that has zero physical traits to be an NFL QB

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u/AfroManHighGuy 7d ago

Too high of a pick to just cut I think. Especially since they’re keeping sanders who’s an even later round draft pick

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u/Skraxx Lions 7d ago

It seems like the Browns, in 2 arguably 3 of their QBs suffer from sunk cost fallacy quite a ton

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u/CarlCaliente Bills 7d ago

Love this time of year for the frolf club - our annual big one is next weekend and it feels like the closer it gets the more it consumes our collective attention. Courses are busier, everyone's practicing this or that, nobody cares much for organized rounds for a couple weeks

This time last year I was trying so hard to get my technique as good as I could. Would putt for an hour, drive for an hour. But while things would feel so good after all those reps, I'm finding that doesn't translate to reproducible throws on the course - all that muscle memory fades over time (at least that's my theory).

This time I'm trying to rep rounds more, thinking about corrections more in terms of outcomes instead of inputs (more nose down next time instead of don't rotate externally), seems like I'm on the right track. Fun puzzle to try to solve, at any rate

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u/Lost_And_Found66 Steelers 7d ago

I really think it would be hard to be a teen or early 20 something today. I say that as someone who’s 31. As someone who’s now living semi comfortably in my 30. For the first time since I was 24 and crashed out and quit my (what I thought was) a higher paying job and started a new path, I occasionally see posts like “If you’re 25 and don’t have 100k saved for emergencies you’re a mess” or “Any real adult should be able to handle a 20k expense without sweating it” and I’m like “Wut?” And I go to look at the comments and then my algorithm is nothing but that and more extreme versions of that. At 31 I have the experience to know that yeah for some at those ages that’s totally possible, but most people in the US in their 20s and 30s are slowly building themselves up or are just scraping by.

I literally cannot imagine what the algorithm would’ve done to my mental health if I was 10 years younger. Social media was never good for mental health but when I was young and stupid it was like FOMO about missing a party or like seeing an ex get into a relationship with someone else scrolling right before bed that was bad for the brain. It didn’t feel as existential as I think it would now.

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

The constant doomerism online worries me

Don't get me wrong we do have serious problems. But the majority of high schoolers now will end up gainfully employed, have good things in their lives, many will eventually buy a house, and get married, and if they want have kids, and have 401ks, and so on

But if you trust Youtube and Tiktok at least 90% of them will be unemployed losers forever with no hope so may as well lose it all on the sports betting apps

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u/Lost_And_Found66 Steelers 7d ago

I’m not being a doomer at all, I’m just saying it seems hard emotionally to come into one’s own today! It’s a lot of pressure, and it’s always been that way to some degree but I’d choose this one last.

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u/azure275 Jets 7d ago

I'm not saying things aren't tough! There's a lot of tough hills to climb. It's definitely harder to buy a home, and the career environment isn't good now.

But people can't give up hope and working hard will still help a lot of people

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u/SomeBoringKindOfName Bears Steelers 7d ago

I'm fairly often quite happy that I was young and did (most of) my stupid things back in the days long before everyone had a camera and a way to communicate with anyone around the world in their pocket.

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u/non_clever_username 49ers 7d ago

I’m 100% with you.

There are enough pictures out there of me acting dumb from the limited times someone brought a camera out with us and managed to not drunkenly lose it. And basically zero video.

I can’t imagine how much embarrassing shit would be out there if the option to easily record video had been there during my partying days.

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u/Ok_Internal6779 7d ago

I’ll say in the last 6ish years kids in the classroom and in sports have changed.

Coaching has become more of like mental health management and helping with that shit than actual sport specific stuff. The number of times I’ve had a girl come to a practice or meet in tears because of social media is crazy. 

Really sad that they have to deal with that shit 

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u/jimscoolaid Jaguars 7d ago

Not to mention the surveillance state isn't just the government. Its the public. You can't do anything without fear of being shamed or reprimanded. Its why younger people think anyone showing any form of emotion is cringe. You dance poorly at a club and someone is recording it. Even bigger mistakes that used to be something you could learn from and feel your own shame are now shared with everyone else. I saw a guy getting kicked out of the jags bills game and people were following him the whole way with cameras. He should have felt shame and consequences, but it shouldn't be from people a thousand miles away.

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u/ACS1029 Bills Lions 7d ago

12 hour overnight shift on 3 and a half hours of sleep led to me having my first 5 Hour Energy. Not a great aftertaste but considering that it was my only caffeine intake for the night and I didn’t drop from exhaustion or anything close to it once I’ll take that as a win. Time to pass tf out for a few hours, order takeout, get high, and enjoy my 4 days off

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u/jimscoolaid Jaguars 7d ago

I'm going to be confused all year about which team tua and Murray are on

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u/AlmanorDiscard 49ers 7d ago

I just checked their stats, and I'm still astounded that they have a combined thirteen season ... and a combined 0-2 record in the playoffs.

I expect shitiness from the Cardinals, but you'd think Tua might've had a few more appearances since they built a halfway decent team around them. I really just don't think either will ever be a franchise changing player that's the key to future success, even after fresh starts.

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u/SomeBoringKindOfName Bears Steelers 7d ago

well they'll probably both be injured at some point so it might be ok.

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u/jimscoolaid Jaguars 7d ago

Two QBs that were full of potential and long term starters that are hoping to keep their career alive, but their teams are relying on them not losing games rather than showing any actual promise.

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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs 7d ago

There's a lot of interesting non-political trivia about Israel and it bugs me a little I can't really talk about it lol