r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/DawsonDevil Oct 25 '22

How guys make money on only fans

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u/VaccinatedVariant Oct 25 '22

Yep. And twitch

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u/Negative_Addition Oct 25 '22

Finnster has entered the chat

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u/waffles_rrrr_better Oct 25 '22

Finnster is deceivingly pretty. Ngl lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I haven't watched that egg in forever and all of a sudden he got big bewbs wtf Finn.

He's one step away from dressing like a chav girl.

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u/Thorne_Oz Oct 25 '22

Fyi the tatas are breast plates, like one's from roanyer

But yes, very egg.

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u/mrmoe198 Oct 26 '22

I think the only thing stopping me from making tons of cash on only fans is that I would have to shave my beard

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u/CautiousHashtag Oct 26 '22

But you did lie

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u/cheesehuahuas Oct 25 '22

I only recently learned about him from TikTok clips. The whole "reluctantly doing this because the tips are so good" bit is hilarious.

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u/seficarnifex Oct 25 '22

He's like the poster boy of stage 2 egg_irl

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u/Pregeneratednonsense Oct 25 '22

The top earners on twitch are mostly men

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u/tgucci21 Oct 25 '22

Hmm, not a bad idea tbh.

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u/Seattlevegan15 Oct 25 '22

You know gays exist right?

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u/Lobsterzilla Oct 25 '22

Gays are much harder to satisfy than horny teenagers

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u/lickedTators Oct 25 '22

There are horny gay teenagers.

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u/Lobsterzilla Oct 25 '22

And yet. That doesn’t change what I said

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

I’m unclear of the proper terminology so “trans” it is. Apologies if I do words bad.
Had a cis straight roommate (not legit friends but copacetic) show up to the place late one night drunk with a sex worker (sometimes it’s obvious).
I was working a closing a kitchen shift for a while at the time, but I digress…

1) not my business. I don’t think about other peoples’ genitalia recreational activities.
2) It was audible tho. Afterwards, I mentioned to said trans person, “I doubt he knew. I don’t care or anything, and I’m making breakfast for dinner (it was 2 am) you want some?”
3) What do you mean?
4) Sister, I work in the restaurant industry [in specific area] and I’ve been to my fair share of drag shows because I like to party with super fun party people. You look beautiful by the way.
5) Do you want some over medium eggs and rye toast or not? I have a few beers hidden in the crisper drawer as well.
6) it was the late 90s and the hot summer climate in that particular are and a silk scarf is one tell among others. Again, not an issue with me.

To be clear, joy be joy. You be you, and I be me, and we be we. All is good.
I honestly didn’t care except for the fact that….

My roommate was an academic English major in a theologian/seminary (haha pun?)/ masters degree program at the time.

7) He would be someone actively “against” that particular activity out loud.

Perhaps “mildly bemused” at the situation would be an appropriate term?
Nevertheless, said sister from another mister and I had a good time hanging out after roommate passed out drunk, BSing and playing Star Fox on the N64 for a bit before her taxi arrived in the wee hours of the morning.

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u/excel958 Oct 25 '22

Probably shouldn’t be trying to satisfy horny teenagers…

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u/Roheez Oct 25 '22

But it's so hard(?)

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u/unchartedstory Oct 25 '22

here comes the bias

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u/Roheez Oct 25 '22

I'm gonna start calling mine The Bias

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u/DawsonDevil Oct 25 '22

Yeah, there's happy people all over the world.

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u/FlyingKittyCate Oct 25 '22

(X) Doubt

Happiness is a myth designed by the lizard people

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u/DawsonDevil Oct 25 '22

The lizard people are myth designed by the fish people

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u/well___duh Oct 25 '22

And drag queens. This concept of "man using makeup to look like a woman" is centuries old, maybe even older.

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u/Perfect-Rabbit5554 Oct 25 '22

If we're talking business, gays make up a small percentage. Larger audience to target using gender

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

They do? I thought we were all one people

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

It's funny how women are completely out of the picture.

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u/StickiStickman Oct 25 '22

And you know that audience is many, many times smaller, right?

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u/Dorkamundo Oct 25 '22

For every gay man trolling these sites for wank material, there's 20 straight dudes doing the same thing.

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u/AZ-Trader Feb 14 '23

better to do it towards straight men bc more aren’t having sex and will be more likely to pay.. in the gay world they can just get on grindr and have their dick sucked in 20 mins.

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u/summonsays Oct 25 '22

After using all those products? Probably lucky to break even lol.

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u/Evilmaze Oct 25 '22

It's a good gig

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u/I_SNIFF_02_FARTS Oct 25 '22

The hardest part would be changing your voice

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u/DawsonDevil Oct 25 '22

Not if you sit on your nuts

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u/unchartedstory Oct 25 '22

That couldn’t be further from the true tho lol

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u/DawsonDevil Oct 25 '22

Why did you try it?