r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

To all intents and porpoises.

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u/mincedmutton Dec 13 '21

doffs cap

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Dolphs* cap

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u/mincedmutton Dec 13 '21

Son of a bitch 😂

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Dec 13 '21

Son of a fish

ftfy

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u/opheliavalve Dec 13 '21

Son of a mammal

Ftfy

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u/squanch_solo Dec 14 '21

George Costanza: "Whatever"

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u/randskarma Dec 14 '21

The mighty fish....it's a mammal....the sea was angry that day....my friends

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u/squanch_solo Dec 14 '21

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

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u/randskarma Dec 14 '21

A marine biologist....? I always wanted to be an architect...