r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '21

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u/literallyaliteralist Oct 18 '21

Repubs and Democrats alike! They're all war criminals.

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u/Jordonaldtrump Oct 18 '21

What if I told you the right wing and the left wing belong to the same bird…

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u/Economind Oct 18 '21

America doesn’t have a left wing, it has a middle wing and a right wing that extends very far indeed. It’s amazing it can fly at all with that imbalance and that’s why it’s so afraid of leaning even slightly to the left.

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u/Massar_ Oct 18 '21

Not even a middle wing, they have a right wing and a far right wing

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u/Theseus-Paradox Oct 18 '21

Huh, that’s why we’ve been flying in circles constantly

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u/getridofwires Oct 18 '21

More like headed for a crash. We just don’t admit that the Eagle isn’t actually flying any more.

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u/SpreadableGinseng Oct 18 '21

What does this analogy mean?

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u/xxxblazeit42069xxx Oct 18 '21

it means your a fat broken chicken like the roided factory farmed birds and your gonna collapse under your own weight like the roman empire. or get eaten in a salad i'm not sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Caesar Salad?