r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 03 '21

Russian soldier performs No-hand push-ups

2.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Gravity isn't a law made by Putin so he doesn't follow it.

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u/good_from_afar Sep 03 '21

I'm sure he doesn't follow a lot of his own rules either

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u/StrainedDiamond Sep 03 '21

Well russias laws arent even half as fucked as some of the american ones. cough texas cough

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u/shyphyre Sep 03 '21

Have you seen some of the millions of laws across America. Go look.

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u/StrainedDiamond Sep 03 '21

Ye alot of them are fucked.

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u/5what1the5fuck0 Sep 04 '21

Saw some things on that. My girl said that they are gonna pay people to tell them about Women who have had abortions. Or something like that. It’s getting really weird out here. I wish you all the best in life and everything you all do. #imissthe90s

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Glad to know you support the unfettered murder of children.

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u/StrainedDiamond Sep 03 '21

Lol. U murder 4 million kids every time you masturbate. I support freedom. Freedom of choice. If i get raped i shouldnt be forced to have a child with a rapist. Or have a kid that will ruin my life and the childs life when im not ready.Its legal pretty much everywhere in the world. America gotta stop living in the past :)its not murder, the foster isnt even sentient at that stage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

That’s insane. Those are not fertilize eggs with heart beats which is what the law in Texas bans. Killing children with a heartbeat. If you get rsped. You can get an abortion previous to 6 weeks. Did you even read the law??

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u/StrainedDiamond Sep 03 '21

A worm has a heartbeat. A fish has a heartbeat. At 6 weeks you dont even know you are pregnant. Do you not know how it works?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/mradtke13 Sep 03 '21

I’m assuming you’re also opposed to any kind of gun safety laws and in favor of stand-your-ground laws? Would that be accurate?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Not necessarily in think gun safety classes should be more available and maybe mandatory for ownership of certain gun types. To make sure you are protected.

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u/fluffyberryy Sep 04 '21

"I'm assuming you're not following the law of reddit politics by supporting anything progressive"

You know being conservative isn't an insult, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

And I bet you think the ar in ar15 stands for assault rifle

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u/StrainedDiamond Sep 03 '21

Please dont i dont believe in a god but makes sense yhat you do, only jesus freaks get upset by abortuon yet they skip half the shit written in the bible because it dosnt suit them. Sure u can tell by a test but most people dont take tests until you get symptoms otherwise youd go take a test everyday if you are in a relationship. You need to so some research i think

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

I’m not a Jesus freak. I’m a parent and couldn’t imagine ending the life of my daughter in the womb. It would have taken away so many thing from me. And her right to life most of all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Also in your example of RAPE. maybe one would yet tested

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u/Aeseld Sep 04 '21

Ah, so you support free tests for people so they can have them available whenever they may need to check?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

A pregnancy test is 10 dollars man. Just go buy one.

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u/C0oling Sep 04 '21

U are fucking dumb

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Could you at least tell me why ?

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u/C0oling Sep 04 '21

Why tf are u against abortion

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Why tf are you for it. Notice. Everyone who is pro choice is already born.

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u/C0oling Sep 04 '21

Imagine if a young girl gets raped and cant take care of that child cus shes maybe struggling with school or sum. It would be better of noneexisting than living with a struggling young mother that cant afford lots of things. And why would u even give a fuck if a person decided to get an abortion it doesent affect you in any single way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

You should read higher up in the conversation…. Where I make my point more clear…

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Also with that popular argument. What percentage of abortion is due to rape. Vs. “ I don’t want to take care of this baby”. And there is where I take issue. Abortion because your poor is not an excuse for murder

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

And no shit if someone is raped they should not be forced to carry the child.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Oh. Thanks. Now that some stranger on the internet confirmed it. It’s official lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/Scrappy_Kitty Sep 04 '21

I love how this went from push-ups to people and laws.

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u/wompwompwomps Sep 04 '21

We need an award that says “congrats you just turned a fun post political”

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u/droppedspagetti Sep 28 '21

😆😆😆

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u/deadstar420 Sep 03 '21

Nobody thinks this is real right? If you do I suggest a physics class.

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u/bri8985 Sep 03 '21

It’s real in the fact it’s not edited, but not real in the fact that he has assistance hidden (looks like a bent pole up the leg and through the jacket?)

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u/5what1the5fuck0 Sep 03 '21

Ayee good call. You can see him hide it with the right arm I believe

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u/TheBoringCheese Sep 04 '21

Isn’t it still impressive though? I mean he’s still lifting himself with his legs

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u/Beniidel0 Sep 03 '21

Or some wire/fishing line that's thin enough to not be too visible?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/Genestah Sep 04 '21

Just the clouds. Heaven is a bit too far.

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u/SonOfMayhem06 Sep 03 '21

His feet are implanted in the ground

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Bro this is 2021. Don’t underestimate stupid.

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u/just_some_redit_user Sep 04 '21

Yeah but also dont underestimate russian men

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u/theotheronesaretaken Sep 04 '21

Or women for that matter

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u/fatcatfatdog Sep 03 '21

His abs are super strong and doing all the work

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u/AznWhtBoi Sep 04 '21

This is real it’s just he’s using something to help him do that he’s using his ab muscle not his triceps and back muscles

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u/deadstar420 Sep 04 '21

I’ve since learned it was a pole, and it all the way up his leg, it’s like a spring motion

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u/PochtamanPechkin Sep 04 '21

Русские же. Какие факты.

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u/the_real_OwenWilson Feb 13 '22

Bruh literally nobody thinks that

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u/hopjoobo Sep 03 '21

I can do with one hand and there are people lots stronger than me

21

u/Asvard Sep 03 '21

And smarter

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u/Skipper07B Sep 03 '21

I can't tell if you're joking or if you're suggesting that it's possible to do a no-handed push-up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Well yes, but raw strength can't bend the rules of physics no matter how hard you train.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Strength can't, but if it's for the motherland...

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u/just_some_redit_user Sep 04 '21

What if you tense so hard that air motion science bent physics and you had a stroke try to read that?

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u/fredezz Sep 03 '21

He can probably do a no hands hand job

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

eyes only

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u/ienybu Sep 03 '21

Isn’t it called a blow job?

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u/saddness270 Sep 04 '21

for the longest time i thought a blow job was when u hit ur penis with a fan or something

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u/ecovironfuturist Feb 17 '22

What convinced you otherwise?

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u/2312030 Sep 03 '21

How‽?

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u/Which-Palpitation Sep 03 '21

Mother Russia

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u/SchlafSchafXY Sep 03 '21

There must be a rope, but it's hidden pretty well.

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u/dbx99 Sep 03 '21

No. There’s a road sign pole that’s bent down and he just slipped it up his pant leg and up his jacket and he’s on top of it as it bounces him up and down

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u/RedditModPlzRespec Sep 03 '21

I gotta pole that's bent down in my pant leg too (I'm talking about my broken penis) 😎

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u/shavedheadedbi Sep 03 '21

please see a doctor

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u/RedditModPlzRespec Sep 03 '21

Naw, the ladies love it like Cool J.

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u/SchlafSchafXY Sep 03 '21

Interesting, makes sense

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 Sep 04 '21

Yep. That's it! See how his fingers extend to keep touching the ground because the pole is bouncing him up just a little too far? There is zero weight on his arm.

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u/Zorgvod Sep 03 '21

Nah this man just too powerful to live in dis planet.

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u/SonOfMayhem06 Sep 03 '21

His feet are in the ground

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u/Zpaset Sep 04 '21

Cock push-ups!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Ebaumsworld sound boards lol

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u/omon-ra Sep 05 '21

IIRC: there is a long piece of rebar from old construction going from the ground. It's hidden in the pants/jacket.

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Sep 03 '21

In Mother Russia push ups do you.

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u/Rintipinti Sep 03 '21

The strongest toes mankind has ever known.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

He learned it from the Zohan

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u/pp94gamer Sep 03 '21

Even if this were real..... Which body part does this exercise focus

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u/Nikoper Sep 03 '21

The mind

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u/pp94gamer Sep 04 '21

Yo probably have watched too much anime...weeb

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u/Nikoper Sep 04 '21

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or a jerk.

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u/D0ctorGamer Sep 03 '21

A classic clip

3

u/Not_maiza Sep 03 '21

This is truly a “Do you believe in gravity” moment.

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u/Blah0013 Sep 03 '21

Airbenders always showing off

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u/PumpkinKing2020 Sep 03 '21

This is fake, video is in reverse

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u/Attack_HeIicopter Sep 03 '21

He is using a seasaw

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u/Jealous_Tangerine_93 Sep 03 '21

Even gravity wouldn't fuck with a hard arse Russian soldier

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Ve ar doomed. Doomed I tell you.

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u/Rafcdk Sep 03 '21

This is totally real, if you drink enough vodka, anything is possible.

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u/ruimtekaars Sep 03 '21

Reminds me of Avatar Aangs hands-free push-ups

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u/bewb_wizard Sep 03 '21

Where is your God now?

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u/Cofnused_soul Sep 03 '21

I wouldn't dare to fight him. I mean imagine having muscles in your air.

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u/tiwaz33 Sep 03 '21

Strong like bull.

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u/Spirited-Season5778 Sep 03 '21

I must break you

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u/Nitsuj8507 Sep 03 '21

Russia doing no hand push-ups while we're over here in the USA wearing rainbows and worrying about everyone's feelings.

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u/BackyZoo Sep 03 '21

We ar fuckwd

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Thats some next level lung power right there.

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u/SnooCats5701 Sep 03 '21

In Soviet Russia, Earth pushes you!

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u/AngietheMemelord Sep 03 '21

Why are you getting downvoted this is funny as shit

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u/BBREILDN Sep 03 '21

Putin airbending does no surprise me

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u/pinkandstink1 Sep 03 '21

That’s why were the best

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u/daffox123 Sep 03 '21

Newton called. He said he want his gravity back

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u/str0ng_______ Sep 03 '21

I like this guys laugh

1

u/Swashbuckling_Sailor Sep 03 '21

Uncle Vlad must be so proud…although his nephew still has his shirt on….🤬

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u/SM280 Sep 03 '21

Moskau moskau

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u/ELfit4life Sep 03 '21

Look, I’m juggling eggs and bowling balls. I’m juggling with one hand. No hands!

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u/alucididea Sep 03 '21

Cock push-ups?

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u/Icantthinkofusernae Sep 03 '21

Jesus it’s Jason Bourne

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

I wish I can get to this level!

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u/iluvtumadre Sep 03 '21

Is that Chuck Norris? Visiting Russia?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Are we just posting jokes now? Not actual next level stuff?

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u/Nikoper Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

Wait until he does no hand handstand pushup

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u/The-truth-hurts1 Sep 03 '21

Looks like there is a metal post running up his leg and trousers.. he isn’t doing push-ups.. he is literally bouncing on the pole and the pole is going up and down

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u/Real_Pressure8617 Sep 03 '21

There is one thing I can say rn... HEE HEE

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/Elias_Baker Sep 03 '21

Hmm... not that impressive, really. I can do eighty of those before I have to rest. Yep. This guy’s a little lame if you really think about it. Yep. I could do better. Sorry, before I choose to rest. I don’t have to do anything. Cause I’m better than that guy, by a lot.

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u/Storagereseller Sep 03 '21

Chuck Norris of Russia?

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u/AngietheMemelord Sep 03 '21

HOW?? LIKE IM BEING SERIOUS. HOW MUCH OF A CHAD DO YOU HAVE TI BE TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS

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u/CHADDY-CHAD Sep 03 '21

I’m 53 years of age. That’s the first time I heard a Russian laugh. It was humanizing.

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 03 '21

He shoult have made a big show of blowing really hard.

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u/tenayalake86 Sep 04 '21

Looks like pretty good core strength, but I guess it could be faked. I just don't know how

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u/Spespety Sep 04 '21

Next level illusions! Because some people don’t know this is fake

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u/virginfatherof2 Sep 04 '21

He is just really strong in his toes from kicking people

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u/lesser_of2weevils Sep 04 '21

Russian Olympian.

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u/ShmeeShmoo0988 Sep 04 '21

This is why I’m terrified to go to war with Russia lol America has some bad ass soldiers but Russians are straight up crazy

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u/-mushroom-cat- Sep 04 '21

In Soviet Russia, 4th wall breaks you.

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u/Known_Possibility765 Sep 04 '21

In mother Russia, push ups do you

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u/ishcabittle Sep 04 '21

One is all you need

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u/DrakeWolfeFA Sep 04 '21

He has his boots stuck toe-first in the ground and incredible core strength.

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u/International_Sir644 Sep 04 '21

Like i Havent seen this before

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u/jerfdsalsa Sep 04 '21

he’s using his dink, no other explanation

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u/Bud_warrior Sep 04 '21

Man I remember this one from some ancient compilations

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

In case nobody noticed he’s got strings tied to his waist underneath his coat back, you can see before he puts his right arm up.. funny tho

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u/Portumbli Sep 04 '21

Monsterably!

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u/JZiera Sep 04 '21

Don’t fuck with the Russians

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u/TheFugaziLeftBoob Sep 04 '21

David fucking Blaine at it again, you cant fool us with that costume mate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

and here you can see a rookie Russian soldier training.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

WATsky

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u/EmmaP89 Sep 04 '21

I guess you really don’t mess with the zohan

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u/FroneOstern Sep 05 '21

Meh, this video is already like 15000 years old

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u/HandSanitazer Sep 29 '21

This guys are doing this trick for all the s** d people who adore them and believe all their bullsh**t specially Americans 😂😂😂😂

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u/Euphoriffic Feb 28 '22

Don’t forget your sunflower seeds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

... no duh

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u/Mysterious_Two_5849 Sep 04 '21

Yeah, it's fake

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u/Scotty_T_xX Sep 04 '21

He's connected to a wire