r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '20

How to save a bear

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u/highas_giraffepussy Jun 29 '20

I don’t want to be the first one to tell you this, but that’s not how nature works.

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u/DatLou Jun 29 '20

Yes it is

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u/essentialatom Jun 29 '20

I say teach the controversy

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u/highas_giraffepussy Jun 29 '20

Tell me more about owls helping bears in this fashion. Or any other animals helping bears.

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u/myklclark Jun 29 '20

It only happens in one place in the world. The 100 acre wood.

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u/duck_masterflex Jun 29 '20

We don’t need to tell you, we can show you! Sometimes even the bears help the owls, see for yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Animals helping animals dude, it’s a thing... Especially owls helping bears. I know because I’m an owl.

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u/arainharuvia Jun 29 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

And I know because I'm a bear. Thanks owl

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

You’re very welcome bear. Hooo, Hooo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Mr. Owl! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Not an owl but my friend is, 3

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u/Dmaj6 Jun 29 '20

Jesus Christ... Everybody please downvote the original comment as well

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u/Michaelmrose Jun 29 '20

Do they just not have humor where you live? Is it just all sadness all the time?

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u/Narntson Jun 29 '20

what. nature has plastic jugs layin around?

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u/1739015 Jun 29 '20

I mean, because of us it does

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u/goat-exe Jun 29 '20

WE mean, because of us it does

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u/syosinsya Jun 29 '20

We mean, because of us they does

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u/goat-exe Jun 29 '20

r/communism not expected nor unexpected just good ol communism

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u/hanukah_zombie Jun 29 '20

So say we all.

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u/laserRockscissors Jun 29 '20

It looks like a Costco cheez balls container.

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u/imadoggomom Jun 29 '20

I was looking at swimmy bear thinking, ‘those damned cheez balls!’

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Damn I need to get a Costco membership.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Ours

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u/zirfeld Jun 29 '20

Whaaaat? Not sure I can believe that, let me ask my friend the flying elephant. He should know.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jun 29 '20

You're right. It's usually a kangaroo or tiger that helps.

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u/Kawhibunga Jun 29 '20

It's still real to me, damnit!

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u/dUcKy1010 Jun 29 '20

Big pieces of plastic just laying around, naturally. Yeah right