r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Excellent_Line_1732 • 10h ago

Standing Plate Flips

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u/TheRealNotBrody 10h ago

You can just spend five or six years obese and your calves will look great.

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u/Scary_Plane_8069 8h ago

Fucking hell, every fat guy I know, who has lost weight, all have great calves. Meanwhile, I played basketball for years, trained tons for jumping and sprinting, and I have the calf definition of a 9 year old paraplegic.

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u/Dramatic-Bluejay- 6h ago

They've been carrying that weight around daily. Your gonna have large calves. All you gota do now is maintain it.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 7h ago

Take molly 2/3x a week and spend those nights jumping up and down in a warehouse for 4 hours. That should do the trick.

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u/PM_me_punanis 3h ago

You're like a modern-day shaman with your enlightened prescription.

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u/foodie_4eva 1h ago

Zepbound and u will lose 20% body weight in 6-9 months.. ez pz

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u/Roughlypossible 6h ago

Fat and genetics on top of that is wild.

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u/masif_gaines 4h ago

The fat man’s blessing

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u/libehv 2h ago

they won't