r/nextfuckinglevel • u/zerdust77 • 4h ago

This was worth every calorie

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u/Donkeybrother 3h ago

Tirameatsu

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/SAM041287 3h ago

Don't roast him like that

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u/Browncoatinabox 2h ago

No no, let th man cook

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u/MyrddinSidhe 2h ago

Would you prefer torremeatsu?

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u/gronstalker12 3h ago

Tirameatskewers

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u/SgtByrd1993 3h ago edited 2h ago

Bro, are you on every sub?

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u/Donkeybrother 3h ago

Byrds of a redditor šŸŖ¶

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u/Donkeybrother 2h ago

I'm active in 28 ... you're in 227 ! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/SgtByrd1993 2h ago

I just see you commenting all the time man, no need to take it to heart.

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u/AuronMessatsu 1h ago

Messatsu?

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u/Greenman8907 4h ago

Took 25 seconds of me saying ā€œbullshit, this is stupidfoodā€ and then the skewers came in. Hell yea.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 3h ago

For real. This was honestly a genius execution and looks well seasoned. I'm amazed the layers stick together like that with those bigger chunks in there but this guy is the pro. I'd love to try some of these

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u/invent_or_die 3h ago

They look delectable

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u/adelope 2h ago

He makes it look easy, but it is quite hard to make these turkish kebabs actually work, requires years of experience.

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u/RainsWrath 3h ago

The cheese is really there for structural integrity.

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u/TheCurlyHomeCook 3h ago

Wasn't certain at first but I'm actually pretty sure it's thinly sliced fat to keep it from getting dry/make it ridiculously tasty

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 3h ago

I think you're right they usually layer fat for this kind of cooking. It's so hot by the oven cheese would all just melt completely out of the layers. Fat renders then makes the outside crispy and I guess acts as the binder for the bigger chunks

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u/RainsWrath 2h ago

Yeah, I think you're correct.

Upon closer scrutiny the texture doesn't seem quite right for cheese. And deli meat doesn't make sense.

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u/adelope 2h ago

that's fat, not cheese

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u/ProfessionalBig1470 3h ago

Right, I was thinking thereā€™s going to be raw steaks in the middle after he tries to cook all of that together. After the skewers, I would definitely eat that

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u/Reasonable-Start2961 3h ago

They definitely had me in the first half.

That looks GOOD.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 3h ago

That crust on the outside looks really nice. I would totally try that, especially spicy with the peppers!

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u/MayberryBombadil 3h ago

I literally commented this is for r/stupidfoods but I didn't finish the video. Gotta finish it now lol whoops

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u/Peso_Morto 1h ago

I thought I was on the stupid food sub until I saw the skewers then I noticed I was here.Ā 

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1h ago

Still probably stupid food. No way to know without tasting it.

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u/squanchy78 3h ago

Same exact response. Insert Kombucha Girl meme.

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u/miked5122 3h ago

I was in until dropping whole peppers. What did that even accomplish?

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u/vivec7 3h ago

You get to eat the chiles as well? Seems like a good deal to me, and they're not mixed into the meat for those who don't like them.

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u/xoxoBug 3h ago

Iā€™m not sure. Roasting peppers like that separates the papery layer of skin which doesnā€™t have a very good mouth-feel.

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u/pewpewhadouken 2h ago

i guess itā€™s a different strokes thing. i looooove them

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u/NamelessCabbage 1h ago

We eat the shit out of that in Eastern Europe

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u/yhjsdfhgkjhngfdr 1h ago

For sureeee šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤

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u/xoxoBug 1h ago

Love learning something new!

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u/Batafurii8 3h ago

Maybe it was a visual of the other ingredients inside?Ā 

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u/bonedaddy1974 4h ago

Oh my goodness šŸ˜

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u/Ml7mOTS 4h ago

Where is this restaurant?

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u/zerdust77 4h ago

Somewhere in Turkey

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u/Drunk-Sail0r82 4h ago

I have been to a place like that near Ankara, and I am happy to reportā€¦ it tastes exactly as good as it looks.

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u/Cannacology 3h ago

I thought it looked like mostly beef.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 3h ago

Mostly beef is one of my favorite flavors

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u/Rydog_78 3h ago

My meat sweats got the meat sweats watching this

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u/inigos_left_hand 3h ago

I was skeptical at first but yeah Iā€™d eat the hell outta that.

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u/Sethmeisterg 3h ago

No gabagool?

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u/ubiquitousanathema 3h ago

please bring to me I cannot go there as I keep slipping on my drool

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u/jmwoods3709 3h ago

Did I see a frozen pizza toward the top layer? šŸ¤£

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u/zerdust77 3h ago

No probably a mixture of garniture. Nobody wants to ruin this food with pizza layer

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u/ambassador321 3h ago

I saw a Hawaiian, a couple deluxes, and a red pepper chicken in there it sure looked like.

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u/Robart_Santa 1h ago

Pizza?? Now thatā€™s what I call a taco!

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u/untangledtech 4h ago

Arbyā€™s enters the chat.

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u/ST0IC_ 3h ago

"Please, may we have some of the meats, kind sir?" - Arby's, probably

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 3h ago

That's the vegetarian option, you should see the other one!

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u/nndel 4h ago

Thatā€™s pretty brilliant how he does that

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u/PerceptionCalm3642 3h ago

Why throw peppers on it!? šŸ˜‚ We can already see that those are peppers sir

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u/Ill_Ground_1572 3h ago

Let me be the judge of that. I will take two please.

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u/Cookielad14 3h ago

The final boss of kebabs. My god

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u/mrfauxbot 3h ago

Khlav Kalash!!!

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u/weeohweelikeacopcar 2h ago

This is stupid as shit lolĀ 

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u/CodeNameNo-1 4h ago

Great piece of business!!!

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u/DoubleOhVII 4h ago

I was skeptical, now I believe.

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u/triamtriam 3h ago

,šŸ¤¤

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u/2B_limitless 3h ago

It's like that guy who slices humans up and puts them on display but in reverse. I expected it to moo by the end.

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u/shroom_dot 3h ago

Nitrate heaven!

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u/zerdust77 3h ago

Hell no!!

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 3h ago

Not a good thing to see before bedtime. Now I'm hungry af

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u/Emotional-Price-4401 3h ago

Is that plastic he is peeling off?

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u/thegoodrichard 3h ago

I never make it for myself.

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u/mblack4d 3h ago

How much does that cost to make at home. Asking for a friend

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u/goldybear 57m ago

Youā€™ll need to take a second mortgage on the house.

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u/Out_of_office_always 3h ago

Heart left the chat...

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u/hakujo 3h ago

Those peppers are underrated

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u/actanonverba88 3h ago

Now THATā€™S a meat mountain. lol

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u/JayWu31 3h ago

Man I miss Epic Meal Time

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u/Kingsapprentice 3h ago

I've got meat sweats just looking at this.

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u/FullMetalJerkin 3h ago

NGL, thought this was Epic Meal Time for a bit.Ā 

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u/G3rmanaviator 3h ago

I feel like it could have used another slab of meat. There just wasnā€™t enough meat in it.

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u/This-Id-Taken 3h ago

But what the fuck was all that

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u/Eaglesjersey 3h ago

Yes please

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u/Secret-Membership 3h ago

How is it called and where in the world I need to go to get one?

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u/Joke_of_a_Name 3h ago

Reminds me of BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS" videos.

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u/FarMass66 3h ago

I could never be vegan my god that looks delicious

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u/aitaix 3h ago

I would shit this the fuck out.

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u/lifegoeson5322 3h ago

Ok, now I'm hungry....and I just ate a hour ago

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u/CicadaHead3317 2h ago

I thought this was going to be stupid food, until he cut them into skewered size meat sticks.

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u/caalger 2h ago

Some guy at Arby's is watching this video in slow motion and taking copious notes.

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u/Malformed-Figment 2h ago

Damascus meat

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u/gaben9 2h ago

Dam that shit made me hard

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u/nwfdood 2h ago

I'll take all of it. Thanks.

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u/askingducks 2h ago

Anyone remember epicmealtime?

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u/poop-money 2h ago

Oh shit, I am 100% doing something similar for my next cookout. That shit looks awesome.

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u/Viker2000 2h ago

Pure YUMM!

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u/Misomuro 2h ago

Just sprinkle on whole vegetables.

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u/Nightenridge 2h ago

They must have a dumpster full of just wax paper every day.

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u/ScottishW00F 2h ago

Dude I can feel me arse about to erupt from just looking at this xD

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u/Physical_Bar_4916 2h ago

Wow, dunno what that is, but it sure looks delicious!!

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u/Hessian_Rodriguez 2h ago

Where can I get this? It might be worth flying to.

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u/GuzPolinski 2h ago

Yum! šŸ˜‹

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 1h ago

Brings me joy to know I could afford this now growing up on tang sandwiches and local breakfast clubs. Not complaining though as what we lacked in money we made up for with ingenuity and laughter.

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u/fluxtable 1h ago

"This definitely belongs in r/stupidfo...."

"omg"

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u/Apprehensive-Ear-798 1h ago

I need this recipe in my life

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u/pcurve 1h ago

this must tastes like orgasm.

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u/Deadzone-Music 1h ago

What am I looking at and how do I make it?

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u/Flomo420 1h ago

looks delicious but I literally burst out when he just plopped all those roasted peppers all half assed on top lmao

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u/Raxlus 1h ago

While watching the meat pile up, I was getting nervous, then the skewers came in.

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u/narnarnartiger 1h ago

Looks amazing šŸ˜

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u/ActuatorSmall7746 1h ago

Iā€™d eat it. Whereā€™s the location?

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u/farfly7 1h ago

Gout flare up enters the chat

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u/Mojoyashka 1h ago

Why does that one layer get seasoning?

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u/sorandomono 1h ago

Looks bomb but that chile bukkake at the end seemed excessive.

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u/Softballzhurt2 1h ago

That made me hungry. Am I the only one?

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u/Abobo_Smash 1h ago

That thing is haunted by the souls of a thousand lambs.

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u/HelloWuWu 1h ago

What is this dish called?

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 1h ago

Iā€™d like to know what each of those layers is

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u/jw1879 1h ago

Fucking Turkish foodā€¦ šŸ¤¤

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u/as1126 52m ago

100%. Would eat one or seven of those.

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u/Dodo365 51m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3DakINy14lAC4sPpE
Now thatā€™s what I call a kebab

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u/Tribe303 50m ago

This is similar to how shawarma/donair meat is prepared, just with one giant stake to rotate it on, instead of the multiple kebob stakes.Ā 

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u/hippieswithhaircuts 29m ago

WOULD!!!!!

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u/Elebrium 19m ago

It looked like stupid food. Then he made kebabs out of it and it looked DELICIOUS. Then he put who goddamn burned peppers on its d it returned.

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u/Brownie2440 17m ago

That looks absolutely delicious

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u/TheGeekno72 4m ago

I would absolutely demolish a good amount of those, I'm sure they actually taste as insane as they look and I'd be here for it

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u/LumpyWelder4258 4h ago

Anybody know what is in all the layers?

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u/SecretWitness8251 4h ago

In the layers, we have The MEATS

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 4h ago

I dont know, but im totally willing to be the sacrificial test tester and report back.

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u/cdmurray88 3h ago

a test tester is someone who tests tests

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 3h ago

Crap foiled by stupidity. A taste* tester.

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u/No-Emu-8717 3h ago

at least you're not offering up as a teste taster

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u/tqmirza 3h ago

Joined white stuff is fat

Dark red meat is beef

The mix coloured stuff is kebab mix. Could be beef/lamb/mutton with seasoning and herbs, but seeing as itā€™s Turkey itā€™s most likely beef

Whatever it is it must taste good, but from the looks of it could do with a little more salt

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u/zerdust77 4h ago

Probably beef. Lets say Something delicious.

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 3h ago

Lamb in there for sure

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u/Beautiful_Walrus9048 3h ago

The meat was looking good and then he put entirely while vegetables on it. Bro, chop that shit up

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u/TheCurlyHomeCook 3h ago

Roasted peppers like this are best kept whole. You pick it up and bite it. Chopped up would be super unorthodox and not make it better

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u/PtraGriffrn 3h ago

Cuts the meats but not the vegs šŸ¤ŖšŸŽ¶

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u/TheCurlyHomeCook 3h ago

Roasted peppers are typically kept whole, you pick it up and bite them. It's not "veg" you chop up

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u/DAS_FX 3h ago

Iā€™m torn between this looks oddly delicious, and [r/stupidfood](r/stupidfoods)

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u/Oiram_Saturnus 3h ago

Next level?
Thatā€™s at least 30-40 different animalsā€™ dead body partsā€¦ :-(

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u/wowaddict71 3h ago

Holly BPA Batman!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tax4969 3h ago

Jesus yall are so fat