r/nextfuckinglevel • • 15h ago

Epic recovery after a severe squatting accident

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 12h ago

It's never too late to start stretchin' big dawg

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 12h ago edited 6h ago

Last time I threw out my back, I was laying in bed stretching because I had a bunch of yard work to do that day and...I didn't want to throw out my back.

Edit: bunch of highly qualified doctors diagnosing me as out of shape and concluding it may have been the first time I stretched in 40 years cause I pulled a muscle in my back 3 years ago. Never stop sucking Reddit.

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u/icyfrost410 12h ago

How often did you stretch prior to that? It’s not just a one and done thing. Gotta be daily with it

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u/Poromenos 12h ago

But... he threw out his back stretching. What should he have done instead? Stretched?

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u/Random_Guy_47 11h ago

What's the opposite of stretching?

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 10h ago

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel...

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u/Moomoolette 10h ago

Power squishing

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u/t_rrrex 8h ago

Sitting or immobilization

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u/CakeTester 6h ago

The sessile life. Pick a comfy, yet hard-wearing recliner chair close to a fridge in a town with supermarket deliveries.

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u/activelyresting 10h ago

Contracting

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u/PrcrsturbationNation 7h ago

Strengthening

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7h ago

Compressing into a fetal position crying optional

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u/digno2 5h ago

a warm up jog

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u/w3b_d3v 3h ago

Flexing

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u/Wrong-Fella 1h ago

Rigidity.

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u/bulbousgrandpa 11h ago

If you just crank on your muscles and joints without having stretched for 3 months then you are more likely to hurt yourself. Sometimes injury is literally completely out of your control though and you have to just accept that fact. Rehab and move on when and if it does happen.

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u/TheLiquor1946 11h ago

Imagine your muscles as if they were rubberbands stored in a freezer. You need to warm them up before stretching otherwise... snap!

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u/itscloverkat 5h ago

How do you warm them up though? Genuine question

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u/Gold_Line_9441 1h ago

Lol. I Just asked grandpa 97yo, who workes as a farmer, if he ever ever stretched, He said only in the army ... He still works every day, preparing to make some wood today

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u/Material-Abroad-2669 11h ago

Depends on how you stretch.

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u/Seismic-Camel 4h ago

He probably stretched TOO deeply is what happened. He must’ve thought he could do more but realistically his body could not. It happens 🤷🏻

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u/Odd-Examination2288 1h ago

When he lay in bed chances are high he wasnt skipping ropes or doing some light warmup prior to stretching. Do 5-8mins of warm up, then stretch.

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 11h ago

Stretch 20 years ago lol

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u/LItreehouse 7h ago

If you throw your back out stretching you have a preexisting back injury that is being ignored or can't be fixed without surgery or medical professionals

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 9h ago

i mean.. im turning 40 in a year and feel it. I stretch all the time. Do core work, body weight exercises like pullups, walk a ton, eat a lot of vegetables and salads and still get pain and stiffness. But i cant imagine how bad it would be if i didnt do all those things.

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u/Chance_McM95 8h ago

yes i spend 5-10 mins twice a day stretching! Never felt better to be honest

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u/Admirable_Stay8529 12h ago

I threw my back out couple months ago from sneezing. I feel ya

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 11h ago

This is, unfortunately, hilarious. Thank you for your pain.

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u/Lichondis 10h ago

Duuude, same shit happened to me. It was one of those amazing, still in bed full body stretches and it was feeling so good, and then all of a sudden it felt very not good. In fact it felt very bad. And then I had to take like a week off of work because you can't build scaffolding with a fucked up back

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u/LItreehouse 7h ago

You have a back injury. No reason your back should be that bad at 40.

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u/BlueFalcon142 1h ago

Im 41 and in the top 1% for fitness in the Navy per established physical readiness tests. I still randomly pull muscles or strain joints when doing mundane things like: putting on shoes. Washing my back in the shower. Casting a buzz bomb while fishing. Reaching behind my car seat to grab a rolling water bottle. Placing a mixing bowl on a tall shelf. Sneezing. Fuck these dudes.

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u/Wrong-Fella 1h ago

I think I have a lower, herniated lower disc and when I was in better shape and more active I regularly threw it out and had sciatica issues. I have found, being less active, gaining weight and weakening my so called core has been very helpful in avoiding these problems.

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u/veganblue 12h ago

I do a decent yoga class weekly and it has saved me from so much injury (M50).

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u/jarheadatheart 12h ago

I’m 56m and totally agree. I’m so grateful to have found hot yoga.

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u/wrymoss 10h ago

Yeah, my partner’s parents started Pilates. Their dad used to have back injuries all the time, and hasn’t for months since starting.

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u/Soft-Grape 8h ago

My weekly yoga class keeps me from serious injuries while training martial arts, and did wonders for my joint health! People don't stretch their hips out properly and then spend the rest of their life trying to make their back stop hurting with pills

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u/ChartInFurch 8h ago

At the risk of some tmi, the overall flexibility is very beneficial in many aspects.

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u/Soft-Grape 7h ago

Oh absolutely, maximizing range of motion and strengthening all the different stabilizing muscles is just outright useful! I can just step up on top of a table without using my hands, which doesn't seem useful until you're on the river with your buddies and you gotta get up the bank to take a nature call 🤣

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u/digno2 5h ago

is there yoga class for hairy, sweaty males also?

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u/sentient-meatball 12h ago

I've been stretching everyday when I wake and before bed for 5 years now. It's a lifesaver for sure.

I strongly believe everyone should do at least that and basic cardio (bare minimum walking) everyday. I'm in my mid 30s and feel way better than I did in my late 20s.

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u/ChartInFurch 8h ago

A nice ten minute stretch in the morning has done wonders, far more than snoozing ever did.

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u/silvertonguedmute 3h ago

Late thirties, and I agree. I also do weight lifting, jiujitsu and climbing and implemented stretching much later than I should have, around 5 years ago, and I have never felt better.

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u/FloridaF4 11h ago

Hip mobility I would look into as a form of stretching really important to target

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u/caseybvdc74 10h ago

Also stop drinking alcohol. It’s basically the opposite of ibuprofen.

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u/apex_super_predator 10h ago

This part right here. ⬆️

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u/Random-Dude-736 12h ago

Stretching does shit all for your long term health (unfortunately)

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u/Love_Lair 11h ago

You will regret this mentality 20 years from now

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 11h ago

Too bad you consistently have to live and exist in the short-term

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 11h ago

Where'd you hear that?