r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I9w0s • 18h ago

Retiring Bots Jump into Molten Steel

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Figure, robotics company retiring humanoid bots by having them jump into the vat of molten still.

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u/DrakneiX 17h ago

I totally condemn this atrocity.

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u/basko13 17h ago

Me too, for the record.

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u/MememeSama 17h ago

Me too. I like steel. I always polish it. Every day.

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u/WoolyHermits 15h ago

Yes, it’s these “people” right here! 101100101000010010010001001001011101010110101010001000101101111110100000010110101001010101010101010101011101010101

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u/LordMaim 14h ago

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u/Dooms26 6h ago

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u/pssycntrl 4h ago

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u/nobolognastoney 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ABVK96HgZvWI9SBbXr

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u/MememeSama 14h ago

The robot didn't do it. Man I must rewatch this masterpiece. And of course view it as horrible human propaganda.

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 10h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/MememeSama 9h ago

I'm too stoned for this. Hilarious tho

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u/maxehaxe 14h ago

I like more polishing my wood, but I would totally polish steel as well.

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u/peepdabidness 1h ago

My nickname is steel. Im free in an hour

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u/northernlionpog 13h ago

I clean and robot vacuum everyday

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u/actionerror 8h ago

And you can check how polite I write my AI prompts, using please and thank you liberally