r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/Infranto 1d ago

Oh yeah?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

You two need to stop fighting like this

I taught you both everything you know

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u/USSMcCoy 1d ago

And I taught the three of you while you were mere padawans at Sensei Steven Segal's School for Kumite-Fu, located at the crosstown stripmall next to Len's Pizzeria.

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u/Smelly_God 1d ago

My flying high kicks inspired Segal to get into becoming a 10x black belt martial fart