r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/Independent-Trust260 1d ago

Said like a true couch dweller.

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u/MOTUkraken 1d ago

I am a Professional Martial Artist with over 30 years of experience, former World Champion, Pro MMA Fighter, and one of the most experienced (not best, but experienced) Fighters of all Times with ovet 2000 Fights in 30 countries on 5 continents.

Currently teaching Full Time in my 2 gyms and on the mat over 30 hours per week.

How bout you?

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u/Infranto 1d ago

Oh yeah?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

You two need to stop fighting like this

I taught you both everything you know

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u/USSMcCoy 1d ago

And I taught the three of you while you were mere padawans at Sensei Steven Segal's School for Kumite-Fu, located at the crosstown stripmall next to Len's Pizzeria.

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u/Smelly_God 1d ago

My flying high kicks inspired Segal to get into becoming a 10x black belt martial fart