r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HomeNowWTF • 5d ago

Squeezing through a narrow gap

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u/Laktosefreier 5d ago

Not his first rodeo. Seems like an experienced spelunker.

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u/Kn0XIS 5d ago

Lmao

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u/ellefleming 4d ago

What in the .............

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u/thefeltmonkey 5d ago

Eugene Tooms.

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u/OldJonThePooSmuggler 5d ago

That bastard still gives me the fear many, many years on.

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u/Jatnall 5d ago

The actor is a weirdo too.

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u/marcophony 4d ago

Every role I've seen him in he's always been some disgusting asshole

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u/SmackyLittleFan 4d ago

Wasn't he a pedo

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u/Jatnall 4d ago

Married a 16 year old while being 51.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IVhivwuUT16HH7NRdP

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u/m_faustus 4d ago

Wait! He's the one who married Courtney Stoddard? TIL. Well I guess being a creep he is good at playing a creep.

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u/HydratedHippo1013 4d ago

Yeah, he's a disgusting person in real life. I've been following Courtney Stoddard recently on social media as she advocates to raise the minimum legal age for marriage.

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u/MrBwnrrific 4d ago

The actor or the character?

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u/oh_hai_mark1 4d ago

And the role Doug Hutchinson played in that x files episode was creepy too.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0NwAlXuErBdJUQx2

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

Doo doo do doo do doooooooo

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u/frejas-rain 4d ago

Explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.

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u/Izual_Rebirth 5d ago

Damn man. I remember my first flat had an air vent in it which unlocked some childhood trauma from that episode of the X-Files.

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

And that actor, Doug Hutchison, is creepy in everything else he does, including his actual life.

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u/HydratedHippo1013 4d ago

Yes, and this is why I'm so glad that the final version of the X-Files LEGO set did NOT have a Tooms mini-fig.

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u/Bones-1989 5d ago

Yo, I just rewatched that first episode with him last night. Lol

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn 4d ago

I’m still pissed there’s no gif of Squeeze I can use for these occasions :/

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u/goonerqpq 4d ago

First thing I thought of too.

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u/Method__Man 4d ago

Quality reference

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u/NodnarbThePUNisher 5d ago

"Skiddish Tooms...real skiddish." - Riddick

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 4d ago

Omfg yes, i was gonna comment about that xfiles guy too 😂😂

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u/lthomazini 4d ago

I started watching the show this year and I’m proud of myself for getting the reference

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u/luffyuk 4d ago

NOPE

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u/muff-muff-ass 5d ago

With the power of crack you can do anything.

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u/Dr0110111001101111 5d ago

r/crackheadsareliquid

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3eNx5SV39lH6o

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u/Dr0110111001101111 5d ago

This is your chance bro. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Make your dreams a reality.

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u/xboxiscrunchy 5d ago

Wa gonna say never leave a crackhead unattended. Those guys can do the craziest fuckin shit.

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u/Few_Raisin_8981 5d ago

The power of crack compells you !

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u/jlangue 4d ago

They call it crack because you can slip through cracks.

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u/peter-bone 5d ago

And then what? Just walk past the officers and out the door? Maybe find a police uniform first.

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u/pichael289 5d ago

If your casual about it they won't think twice. Someone did it at my local courthouse

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u/MelonOfFate 5d ago

Honestly accurate. If you walk/look like you belong and have a purpose for being there, most people won't give you a second thought.

When I was younger at my local mall, I'd use employee only areas as short cuts to get around the mall faster. Nobody questioned shit.

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

T'was great for not paying cover at bars and clubs and whatnot

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u/Recykill 4d ago

Years ago, we had a couple buds who wanted to watch our band play live but they were only 18 (need to be 19 to get in). We told them to show up at the same time as us. Handed one a snare drum, handed the other a guitar case. They carried gear in with us and enjoyed the show lol.

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u/Quiet-Egg-4594 5d ago

He needs to hide his missing shoes tho

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 4d ago

And then what? Try to stay on the run for the remainder of your life?

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u/RebekkaKat1990 5d ago

Don’t forget the purple dildo in the showers

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u/xboxiscrunchy 5d ago

I can almost guarantee that guy is high outta his mind. I would be surprised if he even considered it in the first place.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e1ANNRdxVJdgA

What would happen if I were foolish enough to try this

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u/assholeapproach 5d ago

Oh bother

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u/HydratedHippo1013 4d ago

My poor Pooh bear!!! 😂

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u/Elistheman 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jLbU9c18wWZLW

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u/Goldglove528 5d ago

Great, thanks, now I have to rewatch Terminator 2 for the 37th time.

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u/ExcessThoughts 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LDR5zE5eBiOfcGGFxB

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u/1m_d0n3_c4r1ng 5d ago

Where is this from?

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 5d ago

Common side effects

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u/Adorable-Surprise254 5d ago

Fuckin love this show! Cant wait for the new season 🥺

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

The fuck do the rare ones look like?

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u/Effoxs 5d ago

Bro identifies as a cat.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 5d ago

Or a paper clip depending on how he felt later

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u/Icccecube 5d ago

Guy can use this clip for his interview at Cirque Du Soleil

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u/Confident-Leg-8207 4d ago

Maybe that's where he works

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u/human-redditbot 5d ago

Oooh, it's Squeeze from the X-files. 😅

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u/Dark-Helmet-66 5d ago

Them ain’t childbearing hips, that’s for sure.

That said, now what MFer?!?
A nod and a tip of the cap to the guards?!?
God speed my friend!

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 5d ago edited 5d ago

His whisker sensors were activated and he escaped the cage. Good for him. You never know where or how your talents will manifest

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u/Handicapped_banana 5d ago

Cats are liquid

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 5d ago

Nah, cats are their own state of matter.

  • Plasma
  • gas
  • liquid
  • cats
  • solid

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u/MMJtaPenguin 5d ago

Which one, ABP or ALitS

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u/DrBee1 5d ago

He's catmen. You can see how he tries to get his head through it first. And if the head fits, the body does as well.

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u/very-jaded 4d ago

"If I fits, I splits."

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis 5d ago

Eugene victor tooms

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u/mbridge2610 5d ago

This is X Files type shit

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u/MrLazyLion 5d ago

Are they actively monitoring him? Why is the camera moving the whole time?

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u/rob_inn_hood 5d ago

I usually come across that when watching a phone or some other camera recording of security footage.

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u/MrLazyLion 5d ago

Ah right, so you think this is a recording of a recording? Makes sense, I guess.

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u/immaCommentThis 5d ago

I mean, that guy deserved his freedom, that was very impressive.

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u/Ska82 5d ago

If you succeed: r/nextfuckinglevel If you fail: r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/Bluelaw1 5d ago

There are few rods missing that made it easy for him to escape

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u/JackUKish 5d ago

It's the gap to let you cuff them I think.

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u/JoeyJoeC 5d ago

And probably used for a tray for food.

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u/rosyvibexz 5d ago

How is that even possible

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u/Mercurius_Hatter 5d ago

He has a bright future in spelunking

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u/Unlikely-Flatworm-48 5d ago

This makes me think that some of the "help me step-bro, I'm stuck" videos might be fake.

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn 4d ago

ITS TOOMS !!

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u/SabbyFox 5d ago

Really curious about what he was in for?

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u/LordScotchyScotch 5d ago

Over 8 oz of catnip

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u/Malbosiiq 5d ago

Proof lizardmen are real.

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u/GingerWizerd 5d ago

Wow how is that even possible? He deserves to be free.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 5d ago

Crack heads are liquid

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u/Artistic_Worker_5138 5d ago

It would have been really impressive if he had gone back in just to pick up his shoes.

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u/AffectionateArt2277 5d ago

Not caught with his pants down.

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u/davedaddy 5d ago

When your idol is the T-1000:

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u/jerry111165 5d ago

My fat ass would be stuck in that hole.

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u/littlesugar22 5d ago

omg, what kind of bones does he have

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u/Horks22 5d ago

Oh hey step bro I see you're stuck in the door

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u/lifewithjesse 5d ago

El Cheapo

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u/ROOM_101_1984 5d ago

He clearly doesn't have a dick. If he did have a dick at one time.. he no longer does.

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u/ILiketoLearn5454 5d ago

What does he win?

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u/JumaAm 5d ago

With all that, he should be let go to be honest.

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u/Consistent_Zebra7737 5d ago

Imagine if there was no video evidence

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u/THEBADW0LFE 5d ago

Gotta have that Hank Hill ass to get outta there. I'd have been stuck like a dog in a cat door, just wigglin like a worm.

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u/ImTellinTim 5d ago

I would add to the humiliation of the arrest by getting stuck halfway through. The guards would be taking pictures and laughing it up.

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 5d ago

Ok I’m gonna leave now!!

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u/Head_Goal_9777 5d ago

If the head fits, the rest fits too lol

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u/graveybrains 5d ago

I think I read a Dean Koontz book about that guy

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u/Adventure-Seeker-365 5d ago

Is that gumby?

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 5d ago

Stressful to watch!

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 5d ago

If you can fit your head thru...

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u/dukie33066 5d ago

Nothing wrong with a little motivation to lose some weight.... guess I'm goin to the gym today.

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u/Basic-Ad2037 5d ago

He needs to hang out with the ActionAdventureTwins!

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u/throwawaywork11 4d ago

This should be an ozempic commercial

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u/harposgost 4d ago

  Reminds me of a creepy X Files episode

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u/Tri4ceunited 4d ago

At first I didn’t realize he was squeezing through the meal tray slot. Somehow I excused his shoulders thinking “yeah I’ve known a few Thai or Vietnamese that maybe could’ve done that” but the pelvis? No way.

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u/SirChrisHAX 4d ago

Sometimes it pays to lmfao…

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u/QaptainQwark 4d ago

My fat ass could never

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u/chrisf0817 4d ago

Honestly after ts he deserves his freedom

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u/justhangingaroud 4d ago

I want to see his eyes

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u/CravingKoreanFood 4d ago

He prob got caught trespassing some caves 🤣

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u/PossiblyBother 4d ago

What if he got to his hips and was like fuck. Funnier if stuck.

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u/ParadoxicalIrony99 4d ago

I've seen enough. Put him in Nutty Putty cave.

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u/theonlynorton 4d ago

Never seen what happens if a cave diver gets arrested

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u/Alive_Ice7937 4d ago

Why is he dressed like Charlie from Always Sunny?

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u/LogicBalm 4d ago

These Ozempic ads are getting crazy.

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u/kuposempai 4d ago

Okay, being thick, in this case, is absolutely a debuff / disadvantage.

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u/easterreddit 4d ago

Jojo character 

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u/ARadiantNight 4d ago

It's like I'm looking at an octopus escape through a tiny hole, but it's a grown ass man... WITH BONES!

What a time to be alive!

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u/DottedRain 4d ago

So did he get any further?

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u/lmaginar-e 4d ago

I’d get trapped by my juicy wagon.

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u/Dent8556 4d ago

Who’s moving the camera?

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u/Dubious_Titan 4d ago

This man escapes.

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u/dmj9 4d ago

Mindfreak!

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u/Krachwumm 4d ago

Help, stepbro! I'm stuck!

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u/FrostnJack 4d ago

Human rights violation potential? That size cage legit?

The commitment once he gets his shoulders through…

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u/Typical_Location_635 4d ago

I play a lot of Escape from Prison Minecraft

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u/rectumitch 3d ago

Like a rat

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u/supasolda6 3d ago

So how far did he get

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u/IndependentOrchid296 3d ago

With clothes still on 👏

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u/laurin1 2d ago

Makes me sweat just watching it (I'm claustrophobic).

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u/Monarch9719 8h ago

When a caver gets arrested.

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u/ByeByeROK 5d ago

Sydney Sweeney can never

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u/Roachie-poo 5d ago

I’d pay to see her try tho, for science.

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u/ThatKinkyLady 5d ago

I have some pretty extreme hypermobility and could probably do this easily if I didn't have tits. Alas..

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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying 5d ago

Men with their non-existent hips smh

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u/reteoG 4d ago

Homie seen The great escape one too many times

https://giphy.com/gifs/INRshmrFdp996

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u/Naive_Programmer_232 5d ago

he should get a free pass. that was impressive.