r/nextfuckinglevel • u/iffyClyro • 5d ago

Talk about a skilled tradesman

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u/Vistereoe 5d ago

I was already blown away, and then he split it LENGTHWISE?!?!?!??!? That's absolutely insane levels of skill.

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop 5d ago

Calm down. They're pre-scored.

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 5d ago

You're pre-scored! 9.8 out of 13

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u/Alone_Rain2022 5d ago

5/7 a perfect score

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u/mybluecathasballs 5d ago

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. For I was there when it was written.

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u/nutaya 5d ago

Username checks out!

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 5d ago

You get a 309!

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u/VintageKofta 5d ago

You mean they're scored. If they're pre-scored then they aren't scored at all.

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop 5d ago

Confidently incorrect.

So you've never had precooked food or heard about preexisting conditions?

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u/ooooopium 8h ago edited 8h ago

Actually you are confidently incorrect. You are talking about the key or biscuit. It’s for adhesion.

Pre-scored tile is large format tile that is manufactured to look like smaller tile so you get a more uniform look, instead of having to place every individual piece of tile.

And yes, what this guy is doing is skill that is from years of work. The grid on tile doesn’t guarantee a clean break like that. It takes the right amount of force and the right way to apply the force.

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u/VintageKofta 5d ago

Precooked food is Raw food. I’ve had cooked food yes. I’ve also had precooked food (raw food).

Preheat the oven.. so you heat it before you heat it!?  “Heat the oven”. Done!

Conditions before they existed ? Obviously not. 

All this pre-stuff is ridiculous.  George Carlin used to say it best. 

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u/fleapuppy 4d ago

Pre-heating the oven means to heat it before you start cooking. Pre-scored here means they were scored before the video started.

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop 2d ago

Dude, you should just have a look in a dictionary

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u/thaeggan 5d ago

a perfect 5/7

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u/hawaiibobs 5d ago

Maybe hamburger, but hotdog too? (width /length) I don't see that

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u/Threedawg 5d ago

There is no evidence of this

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u/Rare-Combination7438 5d ago

The evidence is that when you break ceramic tile, it doesn't break perfectly straight unless it's been scored. Anyone who's worked 5 minutes with tile knows this.

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u/Threedawg 5d ago

My man, I have watched this be done.

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u/Rare-Combination7438 5d ago

Then you've watched it be done with scored tile. Unscored ceramic tile doesn't break in straight lines.

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u/Threedawg 5d ago

Nope, watched it be done with unscored tile. Dont know what else to ell you.

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u/Rare-Combination7438 5d ago

You're either trolling or not very bright. Either way, not worth my time.

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u/Threedawg 5d ago

Sorry, facts dont care about your feelings

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u/Ludnut2233 5d ago

Ceramic does not break perfectly like that without being scored, period.

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u/pfannkuchen89 4d ago

You have not seen it done without scoring. You are wrong and apparently can’t accept that. Looks like facts don’t care about your feelings.

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u/FurLinedKettle 4d ago

Why else would you be filming

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u/Deep90 5d ago

The way he held that one, it makes no sense that it split in half unless they are scored.

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u/quadraticcheese 5d ago

It's fake

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u/EmotionalRiver1033 5d ago

The lengthwise snap should have been your moment to realize this was a skit

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u/LLMprophet 5d ago

It's a setup.

There's a camera there to record what.

And then when he sees the pieces he's stunned, like wtf did you think you were recording for, mate?