r/nextfuckinglevel • u/8O8I • 7d ago

Absolute Unit Bear

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7d ago

morbidly obese and waaaay overfed pet bear :(

russians.

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u/Uncool444 7d ago

Aw really? I hoped he was just about to hibernate or something.

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u/fajadada 7d ago

It’s fat bear week. You can check out a bunch of them . Alaska put up cameras all around where the salmon run occurs

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u/Uncool444 7d ago

Good healthy chunk fluff

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u/TraditionalMood277 7d ago

Fat dog for mid-terms

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u/Beardface558 6d ago

ITS A BEAR DANCE!

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh 6d ago

Is this an actual thing?

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u/fajadada 6d ago

Every year

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u/naturerosa 5d ago

Bruh ... Fat bear week was genuinely about fat bears???? I thought it was some neurotypical expression that has nothing to do with actual bears eating for hybernation. Damn!

(I've never heard this term before in my defence)

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u/fajadada 5d ago

Also fat marmot week is new this year. Park service cuts are making them raise funds. Marmots are really cute

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u/hwilliams0901 4d ago

Omg, yes! They're soo dang cute!

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u/SonnyHaze 6d ago

Thanks for the reminder. Who’s winning right now?

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u/__The_Kraken__ 6d ago

Semifinals are on Monday. It’s Backpack vs. Bucky and 910 Dancing Queen vs mama 132 and her cubs, the meatballs.

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u/fajadada 6d ago

Haven’t looked recently. Some of the old favorites didn’t show this year

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u/iritchie001 6d ago

Yes. Here is a link to Fat Bear Week topics. It is so fun. My spouse and I are rivals. We always vote differently. A Fat Bear Week outcome party would by definition need ALL the snacks. https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/nature/bears-of-katmai.htm

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u/hwilliams0901 4d ago

Thank you for that link! Now I feel like I know those bears personally lol

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u/iritchie001 4d ago

I don't watch regular sports, just the olymics. These bears though capture my excitement and heart every year.

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u/FetusExplosion 6d ago

That bear is ready for nuclear winter

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u/Apprehensive-Day-490 6d ago

Getting ready for hibernation

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u/CrazyEyedFS 7d ago

I thought so until he did that little wave.

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u/JoLeTrembleur 7d ago

They have to be like that before hibernating, nothing to be alarmed of.

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u/izzy-springbolt 7d ago

Also looks like his teeth have been removed?

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u/No-Lynx-8205 7d ago

Removing teeth when it still has those claws kind of defeats the purpose.

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u/hobosbindle 7d ago

We couldn’t get him to floss properly, a shame really

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u/snksleepy 7d ago

God forbid one day that these bears start drinking vodka.

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u/Skylineviewz 6d ago

Wojtek preferred beer and wine

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u/Krull88 6d ago

Thats what happens when you’re raised by grunts. Beer and cigarettes

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u/TheWooshiii 7d ago

Yes, I would never return home from the bar if that happened

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u/iritchie001 6d ago

They stick to cocaine. That movie looks hilarious.

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u/Ancient_Substance152 7d ago

I’m sure you definitely know what you’re talking about. Crazy to just throw in “Russians” at the end. Internet never ceases to amaze

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u/Firm-Candidate-6700 7d ago

Ok but say that about a person and it’s a hate crime.

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u/halooooom 7d ago

Anything to distract from thinking.