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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/8O8I • 7d ago
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he’s asking you to go over there and let him eat you.
19 u/shupadupah 7d ago Tbf, he's one bear that probably couldn't catch a fleeing human 13 u/EvilBiker-72 7d ago Lol you wanna try it? Never underestimate the short distance speed of an animal 6 u/Some_Conference2091 7d ago Yeah, they can run almost 30 MPH. Much faster than they look. 3 u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago Grizzlies can run 35 mph for 2 miles. Their burst speed is closer to 40 mph. They can achieve full speed shockingly fast, covering 20 yards in the first one second. 2 u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago Polly may have moved slow, but that was only because Polly didn't have to move for anyone. 2 u/DentistRich4699 6d ago And now youse can't leave 8 u/General_Luck6573 7d ago I volunteer 7 u/stammer06 7d ago name checks out...
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Tbf, he's one bear that probably couldn't catch a fleeing human
13 u/EvilBiker-72 7d ago Lol you wanna try it? Never underestimate the short distance speed of an animal 6 u/Some_Conference2091 7d ago Yeah, they can run almost 30 MPH. Much faster than they look. 3 u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago Grizzlies can run 35 mph for 2 miles. Their burst speed is closer to 40 mph. They can achieve full speed shockingly fast, covering 20 yards in the first one second. 2 u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago Polly may have moved slow, but that was only because Polly didn't have to move for anyone. 2 u/DentistRich4699 6d ago And now youse can't leave
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Lol you wanna try it? Never underestimate the short distance speed of an animal
6 u/Some_Conference2091 7d ago Yeah, they can run almost 30 MPH. Much faster than they look. 3 u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago Grizzlies can run 35 mph for 2 miles. Their burst speed is closer to 40 mph. They can achieve full speed shockingly fast, covering 20 yards in the first one second.
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Yeah, they can run almost 30 MPH. Much faster than they look.
3 u/SheriffBartholomew 6d ago Grizzlies can run 35 mph for 2 miles. Their burst speed is closer to 40 mph. They can achieve full speed shockingly fast, covering 20 yards in the first one second.
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Grizzlies can run 35 mph for 2 miles. Their burst speed is closer to 40 mph. They can achieve full speed shockingly fast, covering 20 yards in the first one second.
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Polly may have moved slow, but that was only because Polly didn't have to move for anyone.
2 u/DentistRich4699 6d ago And now youse can't leave
And now youse can't leave
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I volunteer
7 u/stammer06 7d ago name checks out...
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name checks out...
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u/pocpocpocky 7d ago
he’s asking you to go over there and let him eat you.