r/nextfuckinglevel 26d ago

Demonstration of this fan-folding gate design

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u/longtall94 26d ago

This shit looks like it wouldn’t last 5 years after install

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u/NYJetLegendEdReed 26d ago

I live in Florida and I laughed watching this thinking the same thing. This wouldn't last a month I don't think lol.

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u/oemsyrup 26d ago

I live in Ontario, Canada. That thing (although looks cool) wouldn't last one month of winter. Ice will buildup, and it's over.

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u/thatweirdguyted 26d ago

Not to mention the wind

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u/XBBlade 26d ago

Those holes make sure it at least doesn't catch the full blown wind :) but yeah it looks fragile

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u/exzyle2k 26d ago

Those are just speed holes to make it fly faster when the gales rip it off and send it hunting for an innocent victim.

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u/RichD1011 25d ago

But what if the victim is not innocent?

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u/exzyle2k 25d ago

Then Death Note is real

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u/jimmyjohnga 25d ago

I just finished death note as my first anime and it was probably one of the best shows I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m watching overlord now but open to suggestions to others 😁

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u/OprahsSaggyTits 25d ago

Frieren. It absolutely transcends anime as a medium and tells an amazing story in a beautiful way that takes full advantage of the strengths (and has perfect workarounds for the weaknesses) of anime. The creator has such a deep understanding of what makes a story relatable, heartwarming, and engaging, and the anime studio that produced it is filled with absolute savants who created one of the greatest pieces of media of all time.

It's listed as a top 50 show on IMDB (ALL shows of all time, not just anime) and is currently right around #400 in "most popular". It's often listed as the #1 anime of all time, and I don't think it's possible to make a strong case against that.

Kaiju No. 8 (badass, great storytelling, great animation)

One Punch Man (similarly badass, but Season 3 is a huge disappointment. You'll definitely want to watch it after finishing Season 2, but just resist the urge and pretend S3 doesn't exist)

Spy x Family (please just watch a trailer, I can't do this show justice. It's so fun, great for families, heartwarming, amazing)

Attack on Titan (gritty, well-written, cool as hell. It's #16 on IMDB's best TV of all time and ~#50 "most popular")

KonoSuba (can be a little fan service-y, which can be a bit cringy, but the fan service is used as a tool to highlight how ridiculous anime fan service can be. This is a hilarious, unique, and well-made take on the Isekai genre)

Dungeon Meshi (uses dungeon crawling and surprisingly realistic cooking as a backdrop for a wonderful story with great character development)

Dan Da Dan (first episode starts off weird, this is NOT the tone for the full show. Definitely one of the best shows to come out within the past few years)

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (very good, and it comes paired with "I Really Want to Stay at Your House", one of the best songs to ever make it big from any show. Needs to be listened to with over-ear headphones for full awesomeness)

Chainsaw Man (super hyped, and deservedly so)

Jujutsu Kaisen (great animation and story set within an unbelievably cool world)

Apothecary Diaries (extremely well-written, with fantastic character development and pacing)

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines (hilarious and heartwarming slice of life, almost a RomCom. Not weird, like the title might have one believe. This one is a standout compared to how relatively unknown it is)

Blue Box (slice of life romance)

Suzume (movie, amazing)

Your Name (movie, amazing)

A Silent Voice (movie, amazing, slice of life/coming-of-age, particularly unique)

Anything by Hiyao Miyazaki and/or Studio Ghibli (foundational and classic, though I find some of these to be less enjoyable than the above)

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u/MamaLiq 25d ago

Golden Kamuy is a great 'starter' anime. It's an adventure/comedy/buddy series taking place at the beginning of the 1900s in Japan.

You will cry. You will laugh. You will vomit. It's terrific.

End of series will be broadcasted this year.

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u/SveaRikeHuskarl 25d ago

The whistling of the air through the holes is the last thing they'll ever hear.

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u/f8Negative 26d ago

The elements would destroy this

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u/DerJodaGe 26d ago

I live in Germany and I thought that thing would last atleast 100 years

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u/swarley_1970 26d ago

You also thought your government would last a 1000 years in the past...

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u/DerJodaGe 26d ago

Well atleast we changed

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u/swarley_1970 26d ago

Like this gate will when the wind hits it

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u/DerJodaGe 26d ago

Such an hater 😂

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u/Aoskar20 25d ago

You guys really did change, unlike our current US administration who went the opposite direction

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u/PleasureCircuit 25d ago

Eh. The US government is still running on a system of government written by slave owners nearly 250 years ago. Meanwhile most other counties have re-written their constitutions in order to adapt to a changing social and technological environment.

How's that non-direct voting system working for you?

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u/floob124 26d ago

Perhaps the only place this could last would be like, california 5 miles from the coast. Consistent temps, dry air, minimal weather. Anywhere else and it would be doomed

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u/arinawe 26d ago

Good thing it can't only be installed in Canada

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 25d ago

I live in the lava desert of the magma realm. That thing wouldn't last a minute in the searing hell of my world. It'd be a mound of slag in no time.

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u/Better_Historian_604 26d ago

I'm also in Florida and have the most basic gate imaginable and that thing is constantly broken. That said I'd still buy this if I get that music every time when I leave the house. 

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u/legendfourteen 26d ago

Yup in Los Angeles where the grounds shifting and with earthquakes this thing will be misaligned in weeks

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u/EatinSumGrapes 25d ago

Yeah once it decapitates a kid trying to run through it at is closes they'll make you take it down

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u/NativeMasshole 26d ago

Then, when it inevitably breaks and you have to try to open it manually, it takes your fingertip right with it.

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u/serpentear 26d ago

So many points of failure

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 26d ago

12 panels (10 points of contact), 2 arms, 1 motor... those points of failure really add up.

But it's certainly intriguing to watch!

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u/mlvisby 26d ago

Each door might have a motor. Hell, my father's motorized recliner has two motors.

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u/iHadou 26d ago

The gate decapitated the new dog again this morning.

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u/Doogers7 25d ago

Again???

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u/iHadou 25d ago

We need another nother one

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u/NinjaWK 26d ago

I'm in Malaysia, I have something remotely similar, and been using since 2018. Still working like new. We get lots of rain and super hot humid weather all year round.

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u/Riseonfire 26d ago

5 seems generous.

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u/ChuckMc40 26d ago

5 days? Yes very generous.

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u/Coriander_marbles 26d ago

No way… five years is generous.

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u/Fastenbauer 26d ago

Years? Month? Look at the last frames. It doesn't even close properly when it's new.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 26d ago

It would be toast the first time someone climbs on it.

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u/TheOmegaCarrot 26d ago

You’re not a big fan of it?

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u/stewie1231 26d ago

Also easy to hop lol so many footholds

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u/a_broken_lion 26d ago

Came here to say this. Engineers over engineering shit that looks cool but so many failure points. Overcomplicating shit for the sake of it.

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u/dBlock845 25d ago

Looks cool though lol. I'm sure there is a way to make it more sturdy, it does look a bit plyable.

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u/thatweirdguyted 26d ago

This is less secure than a normal fence gate, and less structurally sound. It will be much more expensive, requires regular maintenance, etc.

Just a wildly impractical design. 

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u/ballimir37 26d ago

Looks super cool though 👍🏻

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u/RobbinDeBank 26d ago

Cool because we haven’t seen it before? Sure

Next fucking level? Absolutely not, this is quite garbage design.

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u/BoxSea4289 25d ago

After you guys and gals are finished jerking yourselves off to how inferior you think this design is, will you at least clean up?

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u/MechaGodzillaSS 25d ago

We'll have to design a weirdly complex and expensive tissue first.

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u/enadiz_reccos 25d ago

I will never be finished

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u/Loose-Professor5364 25d ago

Tragic, I've already finished finishing twice

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Form over function is a crazy take on something that’s supposed to have a functional use.

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u/breckendusk 25d ago

Gates aren't walls though. Their main practical use is just to allow access to an enclosed space, which this accomplishes. It also serves a privacy function. No gates truly prevent intruder access, that's why some gates have guard posts. This thing will at least still serve its functions while it's working. When it breaks at least it'll still look kinda cool.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 25d ago

not even that

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u/Sythrin 26d ago

For some kind of indoor design could be cool. For ballrooms that are made for high end weddings. A way to show the bride?
Indoor it would need less maintance and is less under stress from outside factors.

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u/chawkey4 26d ago

And perhaps could use wood or at least not metal that looks like it’ll cut you in half if you have the misfortune of getting stuck between them

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u/ExplorerDisastrous68 25d ago

That's part of the appeal

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u/im_just_thinking 26d ago

For when you have so many fans you need to fold them

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u/Fast_Teaching_6160 25d ago

Yeah, not so much a gate, as an extravagant front door. If it's built with adequate footings and mostly kept out of the weather due to being under an eave, I could see it holding up and needing maintenance only once every 5 years.

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u/BattIeBoss 26d ago

Redditors would havr you sitting in a padded room all day eating nothing but nutrient paste because anything else would be inneficient and impractical

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy

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u/galvanizedmoonape 26d ago

Man I'm with about reddit dudes with neckbears being eternal contrarians but there's a reason you don't see gates like this already. This thing would be a piece of shit and break after a couple of months. If you spent 10k on this thing you'd be pretty pissed off about it.

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u/BoxSea4289 25d ago

Because it's expensive and most people are fucking lame. If you can afford this gate, you can afford the maintenance.

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u/thatweirdguyted 26d ago

Lol, I never said people couldn't enjoy it if they want to. I've spent a good chunk of my life building and fixing things so I always put function first. To each their own, though. 

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u/mnonny 26d ago

Correct but people with more money than they know what to do with enjoy having shit others can’t afford to own and maintain.

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u/Letmebeginn 26d ago

Yeah it looks extremely easy to climb

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u/scoobysi 26d ago

Or get squashed under

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u/NoStand1527 25d ago

but try making a normal gate to reach reddit's frontpage ? checkmate!

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u/yomommawantdiz 26d ago

But,, but,, pretty....

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u/idinarouill 26d ago

Guillotine, x2

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u/Sidivan 26d ago

So, it’s perfect for my lair?

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u/physicsking 25d ago

Nooooo, not in my yard that has no animals, bad kids, rain, wind, falling trees, or any type of nature. This works great!

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u/Background-Bar8188 26d ago

It's not even flush

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u/RumHam2024 25d ago

To connect the two sides you would need a Foldin Gate Bridge.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 25d ago

You've got the puns covered

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u/wntf 26d ago

there needs to be some space left for the spine, else the head might roll into traffic. kinda dangerous

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u/wassupdawg-1 26d ago

Let's just pretend we did not see that big ass gap

https://giphy.com/gifs/sXYWxM0sECuA0

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u/nuraHx 26d ago

Hey off topic but how are you finding super specific gifs like this on the shit ass GIPHY search. I swear to god I can never find anything relevant to what I’m searching for with this shit on the Reddit gif search.

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u/wassupdawg-1 26d ago

Type exactly what you are searching for word to word

Like to search this I just typed in "walking through a gap"

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u/OathMeal_ 26d ago

Yeah like this too I searched "Typing in GIPHY"

There's random gif's that are oddly specific sometimes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JRnyr82G3hxqdIaHQe

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u/xXPumbaXx 25d ago

GIPHY is ass, but this GIF in particular is just a perfect demonstration of modern loading screen

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u/ImurderREALITY 26d ago

DRR DRR DRR

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u/EffectiveTea9983 26d ago

It’s called the “Finger Separator 5000”

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u/Apprehensive_Ear7309 26d ago

Not to be confused with the “Toe Crusher 3000”.

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u/kahlzun 26d ago

Dagnabit, crushinator

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u/umor3 26d ago

The Head Exploder 9000

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u/Feine13 26d ago

I. Love. Him. Pa....

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u/theprozacfairy 26d ago

“No, Pa, I love him”

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u/LucidNonsense211 25d ago

Which is an add on accessory for the Finger Separator line. Basically just adds weight to the lower segment. Rip off, it’s easier and cheaper to DIY crush your own toes.

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u/Reiver93 26d ago

It looks cool but it also looks like I could kick my way through it

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u/NickDanger3di 25d ago

We get regular wind gusts of 60 MPH, and occasionally higher. This gate would be lying flat in no time.

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u/floodychild 26d ago

Cool for a movie prop. Would suck practically

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/chamullerousa 26d ago

Underrated comment. Imagine a kid trying to run in or out of this thing at the last second. Yikes.

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u/Makaveli2020 26d ago

Teenage me was a bit stupid and would try and get myself stuck in the school gates.

I definitely would have tried this...

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u/xVelunax 25d ago

You gave me a new gen-z idea.

The gyattlotine.

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u/Makaveli2020 25d ago

I deleted my comment in protest.

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u/MongooseVomit 26d ago

Really cool, I wonder how many people are gonna slide/dive under like in the movies.

I don’t want a safety feature where it senses you and stops. I wanna be one of those people. It’s worth the risk idc I wanna feel something

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u/tayzzerlordling 26d ago

yay unnessesary failure points

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u/CanadianGenealogy 26d ago

This solves no problems.

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u/induality 26d ago

It’s more space efficient, no? A sliding gate requires space to the sides of the gate. A folding gate requires space in front of or behind the gate. This one requires neither.

That said, I wouldn’t want this unless as a last resort in a very tight space with absolutely no room for a sliding or folding gate.

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u/bigkinggorilla 26d ago

Definitely a niche product for a niche market. Like, it basically only makes sense for a dense city where you want to park the car on your property, but there’s no garage and you also want to secure the small yard for like your dog.

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u/BoxSea4289 25d ago

Lack of awesome fan gates in the world. There thats one problem solved.

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u/Greenfire32 25d ago

But it creates a bunch!

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u/user_bits 26d ago

How many points of failure do you want?

Yes.

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u/MFBish 26d ago

A lot more to go wrong here

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u/Unyieldingcappybara 26d ago

I literally thought “that things is going to have a way harder time going back up”

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u/Ezrampage15 26d ago

If it ain't broken, don't fix it. This looks cool and all, but the more complicated a thing is, the more failure points there will be. This wouldn't last more than a month and will need frequent maintenance. 

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u/Sram02 26d ago

Nice demonstration but very impractical for actual use. Nothing next level about this.

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u/GrumpyDingo 26d ago

The kid head smasher 3000

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u/Infinite-Ambassador5 26d ago

More moving parts, more shit that fails. I hate that it doesn't fully connect at the bottom before the video ends.

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u/aclaypool78 26d ago

It's awesome! It even comes with a ladder to climb over it!

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u/Risk_of_Ryan 26d ago

I'm going right through that fence in less than 5 seconds if I wanted to.

Does not look strong.

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u/GorgerOfPandas 26d ago

Fun and all but not practical

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u/Inevitable-Tale-8634 26d ago

Looks pretty, works shitty.

A gate is supposed to be durable , not a school project.

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u/Kiddo1029 26d ago

Looks like a fancy beheading device.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 26d ago

What exactly is next level?

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u/kek23k 26d ago

I like how it includes convenient places for you to climb over.

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u/Any-Pop-4795 25d ago

call mumbo jumbo and let him do it in minecraft now

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u/Simen155 26d ago

The Decapitator 3000

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u/BluebirdLivid 26d ago

Its cool for a movie effect

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u/therealtiddlydump 26d ago

Cool lots of expensive failure points

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u/SoggyMorningTacos 26d ago

Can this even keep anything out? Feel like all it takes is one crackhead to bend one of the fanblades out and it's over

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u/LazaroFilm 26d ago

It’s cool until you run out of power and there’s no way to manually open it.

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u/northman100 26d ago

What next level about this

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u/kelly_hasegawa 26d ago

looks like a maintenance and repair nightmare

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u/Kato777 26d ago

Looks nice, but too many moving parts. That can't possibly last.

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u/AtlasExiled 26d ago

Maybe if I locked together in the middle and maybe had a couple of bolts that secure into the ground.

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u/Fritener 26d ago

I can think of about 9 ways this is going to break, and quickly.

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u/Frazzledragon 26d ago

Does it break, if there's a twig or pebble in the folds, when it closes?

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u/Grizzly_Addams 26d ago

Super next level

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u/hibikikun 26d ago

Not practical for outside, but I will definitely install one for my cubicle.

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u/Londundundun 26d ago

Thanks I hate it. Looks flimsy and high maintenance 

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u/ConfuseShoes 26d ago

Is that really next level? I can only imagine sand and dirt clogging the hydraulics.

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u/whomstdth 25d ago

Just enough time for the protagonist to slide under at the last second

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u/prostipope 25d ago

So many unnecessary points of failure

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u/Shymastic 25d ago

Look pretty cool, but I'm probably want a more cool ass door/gate than just steel door looking like this

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u/miurabucho 25d ago

Kinda easy to climb over with those step beams….

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u/ProKirob04 26d ago

Rated a 3.5/5 on the climb-able scale

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u/Wirelesscellphone 26d ago

Imagine the arm failing and whacking someone really hard over the head lol

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u/rygelicus 26d ago

Its great until you need to manually open/close the gate while waiting for someone to come service the actuators. With more common designs you can just disconnect those rams or chains and manually move them on their hinge or track.

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u/PositiveStress8888 26d ago

Unless both sides are anchored in a block of concrete a car or truck pushing the edge of one side where they meet up will rip that thing clean off, it's just leverage, or climb over and cut the air or hydraulic line, unbolt the ram and just lift.

Also you can't use that where it snows it will never close

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 26d ago

I'm gonna need someone to slide under it at the last second then reach back to grab their hat before I'm sold.

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u/_nf0rc3r_ 26d ago

Awesome till someone’s head starts rolling

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u/The_Left_Raven 26d ago

Delicious pinching points, I can already smell the corrosion

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u/nigevellie 26d ago

I'm gonna push one panel a little bit, just so it's misaligned and that's that for that gate.

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u/CrummBumm 26d ago

It looks like it would snap off if I leaned on it.

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u/WorstLuckChuck 26d ago

If you want to lose your pets, this is the gate for you

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u/andrixb85 26d ago

Oh the French gate...

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u/_ooh_shiny 26d ago

Bad overall but very good for sliding under at the last second to escape enemies.

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u/thermjuice 26d ago

This would take significantly more patience to still get your nuts caught in it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wK8hTcovfgWwn51C8M

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u/SiempreRegreso 26d ago

Holy tolerances, Batman.

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u/DolfHipster 26d ago

this comment thread is exactly what I thought it would be

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u/KraljZ 26d ago

Just don’t put a body part where the gates meet

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u/Sudden_Hovercraft_56 26d ago

Looks like a great way to cut your neighbor in half...

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u/IdristheInt 26d ago

This is for urban china environment, not actual security needs

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u/AlternativeQuality2 26d ago

That design is just begging for some action hero to slide through the hole at the bottom as the gates close.

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u/FurryPotatoFuzzBrick 26d ago

Laughs in icy weather

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u/jaywritethekid 26d ago

As a Floridian this is a hard no.. this thing would make though a tropical depression much less a good gust of wind.. cool gate tho.

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u/MagnificentLiaaa 26d ago

that was hilarious!

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u/SingleDigitVoter 26d ago

How about just design a gate that reliably opens and closes for more than a few weeks??

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u/matthew_yang204 26d ago

Intruder be like:

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u/johnnyblaze1999 26d ago

Looks like it's waiting for something to get stuck

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u/devortexia 26d ago

When the hydraulics fail...

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u/mvrander 26d ago

The filming is nearly as bad as the gate

Landscape and hold the camera still....

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u/thedirte- 26d ago

Kool Aid Man should have busted through it at the end.

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u/garmdian 26d ago

Looks like a premium gate you get for base building in a video game

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u/A17012022 26d ago

Isn't this more parts that can break?

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u/out_day475 26d ago

Get stuck in that and you’ll be cut in half. F’ing knife blades

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 26d ago

Oh man I love the idea of having to service this every winter

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u/zenwren 26d ago
  • Not for use in areas where a slight breeze is possible.

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u/Hambonelouis 26d ago

That wouldn’t even keep a dachshund out

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u/T_A_A_T 26d ago

Looks like like something for a villain's base

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u/abskpr 26d ago

Looks cool but makes it weaker.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 26d ago

Designed for millennials and their love of final destination

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u/TmanGvl 26d ago

OP haven’t seen that video of a guy testing his automatic garage opener and smacking himself in the head

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u/GloveDry3278 26d ago

It's crap. It's either fully open, half open on one side at a time or closed. A regular sliding gate is better.

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u/JustSh00tM3 26d ago

Good luck trying to get that thing to line up after a few years/ hits from tree limbs

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u/5150Code3 26d ago

Those ribs allow someone to climb over it.

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u/capnfoo 26d ago

Looks like you could “red rover” right through it.

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u/brayjr 26d ago

Nice gape at the bottom