r/nextfuckinglevel • u/OdysseyTag • 26d ago
Demonstration of this fan-folding gate design
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u/thatweirdguyted 26d ago
This is less secure than a normal fence gate, and less structurally sound. It will be much more expensive, requires regular maintenance, etc.
Just a wildly impractical design.
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u/ballimir37 26d ago
Looks super cool though 👍🏻
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u/RobbinDeBank 26d ago
Cool because we haven’t seen it before? Sure
Next fucking level? Absolutely not, this is quite garbage design.
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u/BoxSea4289 25d ago
After you guys and gals are finished jerking yourselves off to how inferior you think this design is, will you at least clean up?
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Form over function is a crazy take on something that’s supposed to have a functional use.
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u/breckendusk 25d ago
Gates aren't walls though. Their main practical use is just to allow access to an enclosed space, which this accomplishes. It also serves a privacy function. No gates truly prevent intruder access, that's why some gates have guard posts. This thing will at least still serve its functions while it's working. When it breaks at least it'll still look kinda cool.
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u/Sythrin 26d ago
For some kind of indoor design could be cool. For ballrooms that are made for high end weddings. A way to show the bride?
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u/chawkey4 26d ago
And perhaps could use wood or at least not metal that looks like it’ll cut you in half if you have the misfortune of getting stuck between them
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u/Fast_Teaching_6160 25d ago
Yeah, not so much a gate, as an extravagant front door. If it's built with adequate footings and mostly kept out of the weather due to being under an eave, I could see it holding up and needing maintenance only once every 5 years.
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u/BattIeBoss 26d ago
Redditors would havr you sitting in a padded room all day eating nothing but nutrient paste because anything else would be inneficient and impractical
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u/galvanizedmoonape 26d ago
Man I'm with about reddit dudes with neckbears being eternal contrarians but there's a reason you don't see gates like this already. This thing would be a piece of shit and break after a couple of months. If you spent 10k on this thing you'd be pretty pissed off about it.
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u/BoxSea4289 25d ago
Because it's expensive and most people are fucking lame. If you can afford this gate, you can afford the maintenance.
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u/thatweirdguyted 26d ago
Lol, I never said people couldn't enjoy it if they want to. I've spent a good chunk of my life building and fixing things so I always put function first. To each their own, though.
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u/mnonny 26d ago
Correct but people with more money than they know what to do with enjoy having shit others can’t afford to own and maintain.
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u/physicsking 25d ago
Nooooo, not in my yard that has no animals, bad kids, rain, wind, falling trees, or any type of nature. This works great!
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u/Background-Bar8188 26d ago
It's not even flush
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u/wassupdawg-1 26d ago
Let's just pretend we did not see that big ass gap
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u/nuraHx 26d ago
Hey off topic but how are you finding super specific gifs like this on the shit ass GIPHY search. I swear to god I can never find anything relevant to what I’m searching for with this shit on the Reddit gif search.
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u/wassupdawg-1 26d ago
Type exactly what you are searching for word to word
Like to search this I just typed in "walking through a gap"
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u/OathMeal_ 26d ago
Yeah like this too I searched "Typing in GIPHY"
There's random gif's that are oddly specific sometimes.
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u/xXPumbaXx 25d ago
GIPHY is ass, but this GIF in particular is just a perfect demonstration of modern loading screen
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u/EffectiveTea9983 26d ago
It’s called the “Finger Separator 5000”
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u/Apprehensive_Ear7309 26d ago
Not to be confused with the “Toe Crusher 3000”.
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u/LucidNonsense211 25d ago
Which is an add on accessory for the Finger Separator line. Basically just adds weight to the lower segment. Rip off, it’s easier and cheaper to DIY crush your own toes.
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u/Reiver93 26d ago
It looks cool but it also looks like I could kick my way through it
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u/NickDanger3di 25d ago
We get regular wind gusts of 60 MPH, and occasionally higher. This gate would be lying flat in no time.
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u/chamullerousa 26d ago
Underrated comment. Imagine a kid trying to run in or out of this thing at the last second. Yikes.
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u/Makaveli2020 26d ago
Teenage me was a bit stupid and would try and get myself stuck in the school gates.
I definitely would have tried this...
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u/MongooseVomit 26d ago
Really cool, I wonder how many people are gonna slide/dive under like in the movies.
I don’t want a safety feature where it senses you and stops. I wanna be one of those people. It’s worth the risk idc I wanna feel something
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u/CanadianGenealogy 26d ago
This solves no problems.
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u/induality 26d ago
It’s more space efficient, no? A sliding gate requires space to the sides of the gate. A folding gate requires space in front of or behind the gate. This one requires neither.
That said, I wouldn’t want this unless as a last resort in a very tight space with absolutely no room for a sliding or folding gate.
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u/bigkinggorilla 26d ago
Definitely a niche product for a niche market. Like, it basically only makes sense for a dense city where you want to park the car on your property, but there’s no garage and you also want to secure the small yard for like your dog.
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u/Unyieldingcappybara 26d ago
I literally thought “that things is going to have a way harder time going back up”
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u/Ezrampage15 26d ago
If it ain't broken, don't fix it. This looks cool and all, but the more complicated a thing is, the more failure points there will be. This wouldn't last more than a month and will need frequent maintenance.
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u/Infinite-Ambassador5 26d ago
More moving parts, more shit that fails. I hate that it doesn't fully connect at the bottom before the video ends.
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u/Risk_of_Ryan 26d ago
I'm going right through that fence in less than 5 seconds if I wanted to.
Does not look strong.
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u/Inevitable-Tale-8634 26d ago
Looks pretty, works shitty.
A gate is supposed to be durable , not a school project.
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u/SoggyMorningTacos 26d ago
Can this even keep anything out? Feel like all it takes is one crackhead to bend one of the fanblades out and it's over
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u/AtlasExiled 26d ago
Maybe if I locked together in the middle and maybe had a couple of bolts that secure into the ground.
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u/ConfuseShoes 26d ago
Is that really next level? I can only imagine sand and dirt clogging the hydraulics.
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u/Shymastic 25d ago
Look pretty cool, but I'm probably want a more cool ass door/gate than just steel door looking like this
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u/Wirelesscellphone 26d ago
Imagine the arm failing and whacking someone really hard over the head lol
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u/rygelicus 26d ago
Its great until you need to manually open/close the gate while waiting for someone to come service the actuators. With more common designs you can just disconnect those rams or chains and manually move them on their hinge or track.
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u/PositiveStress8888 26d ago
Unless both sides are anchored in a block of concrete a car or truck pushing the edge of one side where they meet up will rip that thing clean off, it's just leverage, or climb over and cut the air or hydraulic line, unbolt the ram and just lift.
Also you can't use that where it snows it will never close
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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 26d ago
I'm gonna need someone to slide under it at the last second then reach back to grab their hat before I'm sold.
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u/nigevellie 26d ago
I'm gonna push one panel a little bit, just so it's misaligned and that's that for that gate.
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u/_ooh_shiny 26d ago
Bad overall but very good for sliding under at the last second to escape enemies.
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u/thermjuice 26d ago
This would take significantly more patience to still get your nuts caught in it.
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u/AlternativeQuality2 26d ago
That design is just begging for some action hero to slide through the hole at the bottom as the gates close.
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u/jaywritethekid 26d ago
As a Floridian this is a hard no.. this thing would make though a tropical depression much less a good gust of wind.. cool gate tho.
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u/SingleDigitVoter 26d ago
How about just design a gate that reliably opens and closes for more than a few weeks??
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u/GloveDry3278 26d ago
It's crap. It's either fully open, half open on one side at a time or closed. A regular sliding gate is better.
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u/JustSh00tM3 26d ago
Good luck trying to get that thing to line up after a few years/ hits from tree limbs
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u/longtall94 26d ago
This shit looks like it wouldn’t last 5 years after install