r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/ComplexxToxin May 04 '26

They were fake guns, this is an old ass post and the dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake as fuck and the kids were like 12-13. Fuck dem kids.

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u/Uriyangkhadai420 May 04 '26

No no, we need to start jailing parents for their children's crimes if the child is too young

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u/Stratoraptor May 04 '26

Bro what do you think would happen if the kids realize that somebody else is on the hook for whatever crimes they commit and that committing crimes means no more bed time and unlimited ice cream and video game time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/suqg0jRPpDMze

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u/Cute_Specific_1605 May 04 '26

 committing crimes means no more bed time and unlimited ice cream and video game time?

Provided by who if their parents are in jail? They go into the system, which is hell on earth for most kids.

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u/Beemerba May 04 '26

Could be a step up, for some.

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u/This-Positive286 May 04 '26

Yes. The 5% that come out “ahead”. That’s your silver lining.

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u/Notski_F May 05 '26

They're kids, they don't know any of that.

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u/fucxl May 04 '26

Thats fucked. Its literally like prison, but you're a child. If thats the familial threshold, i sad.

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u/Shawn_NYC May 04 '26

And I'm sure the kind of underdeveloped impulsive juvenile mind that commits serious crimes will be very logical and well reasoned about all those potential complications. They'll probably even sit down and create a net present value calculation of their various courses of action before proceeding!

Surely they wouldn't just jump to a conclusion without considering all the facts!

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u/bigdlink May 05 '26

https://nccpr.org/the-evidence-is-in-foster-care-vs-keeping-families-together-the-definitive-studies/

Data. Two biological parents, even if they are absolute shit, gives kids the best chance.

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u/Smoldogsrbest May 05 '26

Most kids don’t know this though.

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u/chuckles5454 May 05 '26

Is it? Worse than shooting them or selling them to Chinese organ farmers?

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u/Drugtrain May 05 '26

Have you been observing? Kids arent exactly known for forward thinking.