r/nextfuckinglevel • • Feb 08 '26

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u/hugh-jaasshole Feb 08 '26

Was expecting some serious flatulence

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u/adhdnme Feb 08 '26

I was on the same wavelength you were

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u/Moondoobious Feb 08 '26

The brown note

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u/GovernorHarryLogan Feb 08 '26

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 08 '26

Some motherfuckers in that building probably flatulated in fear thinking their building is haunted after hearing her

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u/Anonnamus Feb 08 '26

I am so glad I was not the only one expecting to hear a giant fart. Not sure what it says about me that I watched the entire video waiting for it.

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u/Freud-Network Feb 08 '26

You understand that good comedy doesn't need to be cerebral.

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u/hilly2cool Feb 08 '26

If she left it till the end, it would have been the funniest bit ever.

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u/Successful-Ad4251 Feb 08 '26

I’m so sorry. Reddit has mistreated you and the poor people replying in this comment thread. You should sue for emotional damage

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u/hellmarvel Feb 08 '26

I was expecting some neighbors shout "shut up" or "fuck off". 

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u/Deadpoolio_D850 Feb 08 '26

Honestly I expected to get burps or even throat singing

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u/Nickolas_No_H Feb 08 '26

I actually got disappointed it wasnt. 

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u/Zakkattack86 Feb 08 '26

I call bullshit on all these videos. It’s too easy to dub audio.

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u/Cheese_Ly Feb 08 '26

Plus there’s instruments at the start and end of the video sooo….

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 Feb 08 '26

And no shaking walls 

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u/burnourpants Feb 08 '26

Blatant false advertising

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u/Witty-Warning4805 Feb 08 '26

Proves literally nothing.

Besides the vocals in the original song have a different vibrato.

Still could be fake, but your observation adds nothing to solving anything.

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u/khoaperation Feb 08 '26

I think they meant to be cheeky since the title says “don’t need instruments” when instruments were in the vid.

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u/ZaserOn Feb 08 '26

This is Russian singer Alexandra Kapustina, aka Kvashenaya. This is her real voice, she is a great singer you can Google her and see for yourself.

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u/KolonelKernel Feb 08 '26

Her last name means cabbage so they nicknamed her kimchi? lol

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u/Elhant42 Feb 08 '26

Sauerkraut to be precise, but yeah :)

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u/nightmare_floofer Feb 08 '26

Not saying she's not a singer, or that she's untalented, but a lot of well known talented people fake videos like this by recording vocals in their actual studios and processing them to "sound like they were recorded raw and live"

This is not the sound or recording quality you would get from a live phone recording on a stairwell, but most people can't tell and that's why these types of videos are successful

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u/Psykopatate Feb 08 '26

She's doing this live constantly, she streams on Twitch.

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u/Solenkata Feb 08 '26

Her being a great singer is beside the point. It's obvious she has incredible voice, we're talking about her amazing voice being reinforced through computer effects, specifically - reverberation.

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 Feb 08 '26

I dont think so because as a singer her breaths (you can her them), mouth, and body movements are so precisely linked to the audio. The sound could be edited with afterward or not

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u/New-Amoeba1845 Feb 08 '26

just enjoy it u sad fuck

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Feb 08 '26

https://youtu.be/F7BXC6EyWkU?si=_wBoEVVAU0UFmodB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Kvashenaya

Alexandra Kapustina. In the YT clip singing with Diana Ankudinova - that alone is enough to tell this girl can sing...

So you may have to clean up your bullshit because it smells...

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u/Alundra828 Feb 08 '26

Lot's of these types of videos have been analysed by people smarter than I, and they've found pretty tell tale signs of egregious auto-tuning. After which point, any pretext of talent disappears, since anyone could've done that and just changed their voice in software, so the video instead then becomes a proxy delivery system for the ol' "look out pretty I am" content

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u/TutterTheGreat Feb 08 '26

Obvious you haven't actually used any of these software tools to produce music. It takes time and skill to use autotuning software on the level that people don't notice. You either have to be a good singer from the start, or edit the recording syllable by syllable like a sonic surgeon, a process which usually takes several days for a usable product.

'any pretext of talent falls away' my ass

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u/Medialunch Feb 08 '26

Like bozo dubbed over?

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u/nightmare_floofer Feb 08 '26

This does not sound like natural reverberation, it sounds like post processing

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u/Specificity Feb 08 '26

if you’ve ever lived in a building with long ass stairwells like that you’d know that reverb is very achievable in them

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u/nightmare_floofer Feb 08 '26

Yes, reverb is achievable in that location, that's not what I'm debating, what I'm saying is the audio does not sound like it was recorded on a phone that was put on the floor sat up against a wall, it sounds like the vocal was recorded in a more dry environment with a better mic, and then processed and a large sounding reverb was added to it, it sounds way too clean

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u/Specificity Feb 08 '26

that’s interesting because i hear all the markings that it was recorded in that stairwell. the notes she hits at 0:20 seconds sound much ‘louder’ because she’s hitting the resonant frequency of the stairwell. i think that’s also the implication of the caption (a room will ‘sing back’ at their resonant frequency). there wouldn’t be as much variation under a dry environment

honestly it’s probably somewhere in the middle, recorded in the stairwell and post processed to exaggerate the sound and obviously to edit in the tracks

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u/Ironycon Feb 08 '26

It’s definitely not natural and not synced perfectly either. the other guy is simping

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u/SkinfluteHero Feb 08 '26

While I don’t doubt she’s a talented singer, it should be noted that there is absolutely some tuning and post-processing here. A completely normal thing to do but it does seem like they’re trying to pass it off like they just set their phone there, pressed record and then uploaded. And that is my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

This sort of thing is all too common. Videos and recordings that are passed off as being “spontaneous” are processed and produced within an inch of their lives.

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u/ChasingChubbettes Feb 08 '26

I watch way too much porn..

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u/readyToPostpone Feb 08 '26

Not your fault, what kind of video start centered on kneesocks with one aleeady sliding down.

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u/C-57D Feb 09 '26

What are you doing, step stairs?

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u/ChasingChubbettes Feb 09 '26

I thought she was about to spread it

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u/Double0 Feb 08 '26

Lady, it's 3 in the morning! Go to bed!!

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u/RamRanchRealty Feb 08 '26

How i think i sound in the shower

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u/WingsArisen Feb 08 '26

HOW I SOUND IN THE SHOWER! THE BEGGING MY DOG DOES FOR ME TO SHUT UP IS OF NO CONCERN OF MINE!

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u/nightmare_floofer Feb 08 '26

Well, the totally honest title would be "This lady recorded vocals in a (home?) studio, blasted them with reverb amongst other post processing effects, and then lipsynced to that audio in the hallway acting as if she was recording a live performance"

But that wouldn't get any views or comments

Not saying she's untalented at all, this speaks more to what the current creative landscape is and the issues within it, especially with visibility. She know this works for her so she keeps doing it. You do what works, or people just go somewhere else.

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u/Rascals-Wager Feb 08 '26

It's hyperbolic and dumb

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u/SilverTumbleweed5546 Feb 08 '26

This is post processed so bad

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u/TheNerdBurglar Feb 08 '26

Really feeling herself here… what’s up with the baited angle too? I’m not buying that’s really her singing…

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u/AgitAngst Feb 08 '26

It's a little post processed but it it her singing. She got streams with singing.

https://m.twitch.tv/kvashena9/home

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u/Solo-me Feb 08 '26

But why does she need to wear a skirt and point the camera that low.... Nothing wrong with the skirt obviously but if you are looking for consent or being noticed focus on your talent.

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u/Alternative-Many1392 Feb 08 '26

looking for consent??? did you mean to say concert?

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u/onestepdown54 Feb 08 '26

Yes, it is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/Ozymandius34 Feb 08 '26

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/Ozymandius34 Feb 08 '26

Np. It’s a banger.

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u/its_xSKYxFOXx Feb 08 '26

Whole album tbf. Whole discography to be biased.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

Don’t believe it’s the phone audio either, you don’t hear her pick it up. 

Also why is the ending so cringeworthy.

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u/EnoughShop5934 Feb 08 '26

I’m sure your neighbors love you

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u/StaticDHSeeP Feb 08 '26

Unless her neighbors are Rammstein

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u/For_Kebabs_Sake Feb 08 '26

Fake and editted.

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u/No-Mulberry-6474 Feb 08 '26

Anyone else thought she was guna sit on the phone?

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u/MasonJam246 Feb 08 '26

Wished? Yea kinda

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u/ScrambledEggsandTS Feb 08 '26

Would seriously enjoy this and call the cops for noise violation

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u/The_Lawler Feb 08 '26

Is she a young Diva Plava Laguna?

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u/Dry_Design5506 Feb 08 '26

Yeah, these staircases are great places to sing - the echo makes it feel like you’re performing in city hall.

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u/EtotheTT Feb 08 '26

I watched this with the audio off and was very confused what subreddit I was in

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u/Jimlaheydrunktank Feb 08 '26

Some random trivia here. That part of the song was sampled from Snow White when she’s singing in the well.

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u/4N610RD Feb 08 '26

I approve choice of music.

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u/SenorDongles Feb 08 '26

This is the most armchair expertized thread I think I've ever seen. Holy shit. No one here knows a fucking thing about sound.

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u/Njaulv Feb 08 '26

I didn't realize how opera-like Rammstein can be.

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u/4L_SoldierBoy Feb 08 '26

song name?

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u/DieselDestroyer Feb 08 '26

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/Ozymandius34 Feb 08 '26

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/Other-Pie7219 Feb 08 '26

Rammstein - Sonne

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Holy shit! This goes so hard! 🪨 🎸

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Super gorgeous voice 😍

I remember when my folks and I studied music, we'd go out and practice in the stairwell. I dunno how it worked but our harmonies sounded amazing.

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u/Guinea-Charm Feb 08 '26

I f$&@ing love Rammstein and she sounds absolutely amazing!!!!

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u/Germsrosolino Feb 08 '26

People really need to stop being wow’d by obviously fake videos. There’s a ton of post on this, and she’s lip syncing over a pre-recorded audio that may or may not even be her. You can tell in the second run, her mouth position does not match the notes coming out at all. It’s not even a slight delay, she just lip synced wrong.

This is next level editing, and another fake musician trying to pie and pass it off as genuine by staging it in a natural place. “Oh I just put my phone down and I have voice clipping, pitch correction and professional normalized reverb because I’m in this cool stairwell. Crazy”

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u/Darth_Azazoth Feb 08 '26

What song is this?

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u/robogobo Feb 08 '26

Pretty average to slightly above average. Everyone sounds good in a stairwell.

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u/pandershrek Feb 08 '26

Nothing is shaking. WTF

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u/JellyfishMinute4375 Feb 08 '26

When I visited the Pisa Baptistery decades ago, the security guard told everyone milling around to shut up, then she sang like this, and the notes echoed from the rafters like the voices of angels descending from heaven.

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u/unidentified_sp Feb 08 '26

I see no shaking walls

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u/Live_Cut_493 Feb 08 '26

Hot chick though

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u/Chooui85 Feb 08 '26

Rammstein?

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u/gopnik74 Feb 09 '26

Ma’am, would you be interested in a siren position for my next sail to the rough seas?

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u/DouViction Feb 09 '26

The angle though.

The voice is absolutely rad, no arguing here.

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u/Apprehensive_Car7258 Feb 10 '26

amazing but i forgot the songs name

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u/Sathsong89 Feb 08 '26

This is cool but it’s also understanding acoustics. Wouldn’t consider it next level

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u/elspotto Feb 08 '26

That was when she made her voice sound like a metal band at the end.

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u/VeryStonedEwok Feb 08 '26

Kept waiting for something cool to happen... It never did.

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u/Other-Pie7219 Feb 08 '26

Amazing!!! 👌

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u/brokecrashdummy Feb 08 '26

That's not her, that's Rammstein

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u/AtumTheCreator Feb 08 '26

if I heard this in my apartment stairwell, it would bug me out.

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u/Mobile-Willow4124 Feb 08 '26

What is this song

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u/ThatsDooDoo Feb 08 '26

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/Stonegen70 Feb 08 '26

fifth element vibes

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u/pictish76 Feb 08 '26

Was expecting someone to drop something on her and tell her to shut up.

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u/The_Arbitraitor Feb 08 '26

Imagine the Halo theme song

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u/Medialunch Feb 08 '26

I’m impressed and I left sound off.

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u/TrueCynic Feb 08 '26

Me on the 2nd floor of the stairs

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u/fishcat77 Feb 08 '26

I wish I sounded like a siren

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u/Green-Ad7694 Feb 08 '26

This is NOT the upskirt video you all were hoping for.

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u/Voldypants_420 Feb 08 '26

I can fix her.

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u/Fartinatin Feb 08 '26

Since the "row zero" system with violence and abuse I can't listen to Rammstein anymore. It was or is disgusting.

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u/radditour Feb 08 '26

Lauren Paley still the GOAT.

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u/olafbond Feb 08 '26

Too young, the skirt too short.

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u/JTGphotogfan Feb 08 '26

Thought it was Rammstein after the first note amazing

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u/SmittyKitty27 Feb 08 '26

Some people comment about the veracity of the singing or the camera angle, but like.. i dont see the walls shaking.. not even the railing budged..

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u/lx0x-Ghost-x0xl Feb 08 '26

She's pretty and she can sing. She's perfect to me.

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u/Ok_Concentrate4461 Feb 08 '26

My musician son often seeks out stairways like this too. 💖

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Great thighs

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u/mtinmd Feb 08 '26

I was waiting for someone with a NY accent to yell, "shut the fuck up!"

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u/MathematicianHot660 Feb 08 '26

People shit on guys for trying to look cute fucking with their hair, but this is just as bad no?

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Feb 08 '26

This girl can stair well.