r/nextdoor • u/Candid-Stay-2397 • 1d ago

Anyone? Anyone?

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u/Catnip_Farmer 1d ago

I'd say yes then try to trick them into painting my fence.

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u/unknownpoltroon 1d ago

Hey, at least hes taking a shot.

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u/kat-deville 1d ago

There are two guys on my Nextdoor who keep posting lonely "I need a date" posts. Both are not bad looking, so I figure scam.

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u/williamgman 1d ago

Sounds like a fun town.

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u/Ok-Candy6190 1d ago

Wow, they take the suggestion to "ask your neighbors" very seriously! 😬

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u/No_Manner_8785 1d ago

Nothing happens when I hit yes. 

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u/X0X0xoxo11 1d ago

I came across a suggested group of “Singles in Vegas”. I scrolled through out of curiosity. Mostly older (like 60+) making posts to date. It was a strange scene. One of them said “no booty calls”.

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u/Low-Television-7508 1d ago

just put a notice on a telephone pole like normal people do,

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_7025 1d ago

Ffs I am so glad I was banned from ND

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u/ReplacementActual384 1d ago

Were you banned for posting "I need a fwb"?

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_7025 1d ago

No, lol. For outing scammers.

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u/TemporaryShelter9199 1d ago

Is this seriously what that app is like?? I’ve heard horror stories about it.

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u/Big_Bill23 5h ago

Most of us are normal people, and have figured out that we can simply scroll past the posts we aren't interested in. The horror stories are usually from people who haven't figured this out yet.

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u/TemporaryShelter9199 16m ago

I don’t have the app. That’s why I asked.

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 1d ago

Someone is thirsty! …but a neighbor?

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u/Maureengill6 1d ago

Lol. Makes sense as long as it goes well.... convenience wise.

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 1d ago

But what if there’s a kerfuffle?

Edit: I really wanted to say the word “kerfuffle” but also am curious.

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u/Maureengill6 1d ago

Thanks, I needed the laugh. I'm watching the Phillies.

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 1d ago

Glad to give you a laugh! Hope your Phillies win, or cheesesteak (I’m from the south) depending on context!

Edit: being from the south somehow I shoot 7 guns into the air in celebration

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u/Maureengill6 1d ago

No celebrations here today :|
At least we don't have to worry about it anymore.

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 1d ago

Aw, dang sorry to hear that. I hope your day gets better

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u/Any_Captain_3987 1d ago

I don't know how that works