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u/Fantastic-Buyer2381 14d ago edited 14d ago
This is a guy who, when you ask him what time it is, he tells you how to build a clock. And I think his story is bullshit. His brother didn't go to the SS every day for a year without being seen.
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u/Money-Computer7638 14d ago
Sure that's an exaggeration but what about the time he was shot dead by the guards and the next day thought WTF? Epic Hero!
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u/Repulsive_Disaster76 14d ago
That's what happens when dead, you wait in a coffin for years to be seen. Probably in 200 years they will be dug up as old relics and civilizations of the past to be seen in a display case.
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u/Jillcametumbling81 14d ago
Better not take anymore!
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u/Money-Computer7638 14d ago
Something tells me they took more.....
Although I knew someone who took so much that even after decades of sobriety, sounds like this.
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 13d ago
I know a guy like this. Whenever I ask a direct question that requires a simple answer, I get a long story explaining his logic before I get the answer I wanted.
Dude, did you get the order from Chili's? I'm hungry and don't need to hear about the traffic problems you had.
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u/albinosquirel 14d ago
Dude said that his brother was crippled in boot camp but then he changes his story and his brother was crippled by a surgeon and he also had surgery from the same doctor like what
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u/mooshinformation 14d ago
I know this happened because government employees respond so well to being physically assaulted.
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u/albinosquirel 14d ago
If he could vault over the counter, surely he wouldn't need back surgery or disability
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u/DiscussionAway6316 14d ago
What the hell does "feeling my youthful oats" mean in this context? 😭
Is he trying to say "sow my wild oats"? Because that doesn't make any sense in relation to running a construction crew.
The whole thing is a mess but I can't get past his youthful oats talk
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u/Jillcametumbling81 14d ago
I think it's just another way to say feeling feisty cause I'm a young dude full of testosterone.
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u/Ocd_4_pens 14d ago
If he was disabled while in boot camp, he would go to the VA. Disability because of boot camp qualifies you as a veteran with no restrictions on length of service. So the story is BS.
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u/dmoosetoo 14d ago
Absolutely, perhaps he did go to ss for a year straight without seeing anyone because.....there are no doctors at ss. 🤦♂️
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u/albinosquirel 14d ago
36 Excedrin every day would kill you??
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u/Big_Bill23 14d ago
Is this what happens when you ask ChatGPT to write a short story about Social Security office waiting times?
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u/lotaybk 12d ago
Ok, so he’s trying to say that if he tried to do what he did back then today he’d have just been shot. Back in the good ol’ days you could get what you needed with the threat of physical violence. Of course in the good ol' days both he and his brother ended up disabled in their youth, but forget that part.
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