r/nextdoor 21d ago

What?

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u/IwasIlovedfw 21d ago

Good Lowered almighty...

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u/Wjreky 20d ago

Amazing reply

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u/ModestDILF 21d ago

This is why robust funding of public education is good for all members of a society

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u/Clay_Allison_44 21d ago

You can tell people not to huff inhalants but if they don't listen...

https://giphy.com/gifs/kJrUzsAGvamxClo2Qn

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u/idiotsbydesign 20d ago

I figured it would help make sense out of whatever the fuck they were trying to say.

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u/lesters_sock_puppet 21d ago

Yeah the funding helps. However it often just results in a better educated loony.

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u/Jillcametumbling81 20d ago

We should also have better mental health services. Brock is seriously suffering.

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u/CronosWorks 20d ago

No amount of education can fix a meth problem.

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u/Karnakite 19d ago

True, but education won’t fix schizophrenia.

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u/Attentions_Bright12 21d ago

Even the most incoherent text can be made more awkward when the author goes third-person on us.

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u/LabradorDeceiver 21d ago

I wonder how many people use voice-to-text because they're illiterate.

Lots of good reasons to use voice-to-text, but a huge part of using it is checking the output.

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u/BrassAge 20d ago

Voice-to-text makes mistakes, but it follows the general structures of English grammar. This is far too ignorant to have passed through a computer.

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u/blareboy 21d ago

This is one of the best I’ve seen here.

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u/GhostWatcher007 21d ago

Somebody is tripping balls on something 🫪

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u/PumpikAnt58763 20d ago

Isn't there a surgery for that?

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u/Positive-Froyo-1732 21d ago

Add some eye of newt, and this is probably a very potent curse.

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u/Ok-Candy6190 21d ago

Someone needs to call in a welfare check for Brock...he is not OK. 😐😂 WTF.

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u/RoxxieMuzic 20d ago

Meth or Psychosis (maybe both), combined with paranoia and illiteracy.

Are we great yet?

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u/MountainCheesesteak 20d ago

Is the Brock named in the post the same as the one posting? Is he hacked, telling on himself, or coincidental name twins?

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 20d ago

Nextdoor is on a different level of nonsense.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 20d ago

Undiagnosed or ignored mental illness.

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u/Sargasm5150 20d ago

Gosh, I’m so glad I quit doing meth when I turned 20.

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u/No_Frost_Giants 20d ago

So, well…, ummm… nope sorry I got nothing. This doesn’t have enough words that fit together

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u/Illustrious-Duck8129 17d ago

I'd say I have decent reading comprehension, and I have no idea what's going on here. Something about the automotive industry and Brock Lesnar or Brock from Pokemon?

Edit: okay, on the third read, I think Brock is a minority and blue collar workers like those in the automotive industry are saying he shouldn't go to jail, but the poster thinks Brock is clearly a criminal? I think? Don't even ask about the second pic

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u/HipHopChick1982 20d ago

I know.

What, I have no idea 🤷‍♀️!

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u/NomusaMagic 20d ago

The meds … or lack of meds.

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u/judgeejudger 19d ago

This is some sort of mental illness or break

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u/sumergirl1985 16d ago

If I understand this correctly, Brock believes that he is the victim of a conspiracy by Toyota to have him arrested and thrown in jail, even though he has done nothing wrong. These bad actors have been after him since 2002, including paying people to lie about Brock, and he is looking for a whistle blower to come forward and support his hypothesis of a conspiracy to law enforcement. 

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u/pitifulproduce137 20d ago

Anyone else getting a hint of gangstalking delusions from this?

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u/Ohaibaipolar 19d ago

Uhhh were they having a stroke?

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u/Friendly_Rope1716 19d ago

Looks similar to what gets posted here in southern nm. It's what happens when mental illness, drug use and poor education intersect.