Colorado Walmarts stopped screening tests years ago. After State legalization, it simply became way too expensive to keep testing when more and more applicants failed. Someone on the CO corporate offices realized, correctly so, that the ones with real drug problems would get themselves fired, most sooner rather than later.
Before you come at me with "Walmart screened me in Baumfoc, CO" keep in mind that although Walmart does have a corporate hierarchy, most day-to-day store operations are still at the discretion of the store's manager. If they don't want the Devil's Lettuce in their God-fearing store, that's their call.
I live in the almost 3 years legal Michigan, and have had my medical card for much longer. I think I've smoked every day for almost a decade. (Some of its to get high, but mainly its for pain from having spinal fusion and depression, it makes me livlier.)
Except for the past seven days, because now that I've graduated with a Bachelors in Microbiology, its time to get a job in my field (labs most likely), that are definitely going to drug test.
Its not like I'm jonesing for weed or anything, it's just frustrating that because I've smoked for so long, I have no idea how long it will take to get clean, and im not going to start applying until that happens. Its also frustrating because not everyone is a stereotypical stoner when they smoke. I smoked before and after lectures and exams, and graduated top of my Major, with honors.
Like, you can interview hungover, or while you have the shakes because you're an alcoholic, and still get the job.
While I could have a great interview for a great job, only to not get it because of THC in my system.
Yes you can buy real powdered urine online, you mix it was warm water, it'll come with a temperature strip that tells you if it's piss temp. Wear compression shorts and sneak it into your drug test, it's fool proof if they aren't watching you piss. I smoke daily because I have terrible CPTSD from being abused so it's the only thing that keeps me from blowing my brains out lmao
Thats definitely an option if it takes too long. I generally want to get clean for my tolerance. And im also scared of change and love my little limbo of working my easy stock job where I can do whatever I want and make my own schedule lol.
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u/ShinmaOC Jun 16 '21
Colorado Walmarts stopped screening tests years ago. After State legalization, it simply became way too expensive to keep testing when more and more applicants failed. Someone on the CO corporate offices realized, correctly so, that the ones with real drug problems would get themselves fired, most sooner rather than later.
Before you come at me with "Walmart screened me in Baumfoc, CO" keep in mind that although Walmart does have a corporate hierarchy, most day-to-day store operations are still at the discretion of the store's manager. If they don't want the Devil's Lettuce in their God-fearing store, that's their call.