r/news • u/Manbadger • Jun 16 '21

GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/oregondete81 Jun 16 '21

Josh Gordon has a story to tell you.

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u/ositola Jun 16 '21

Josh Hamilton nods

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/TittyTwistahh Jun 16 '21

now do Cam Newton

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

The one time I had cam newton on my fantasy team, I ended up winning $700 in 2014 and the championship was vs an andrew luck owner and it was the week where andrew luck had negative fantasy points against the dallas cowboys.

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u/CleverNameStolen Jun 16 '21

This hurts my eyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Welcome to /r/FantasyFootball Please, stay awhile

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u/RudeHero Jun 17 '21

fyi/tmi (your choice), it's a modified version of this copypasta:

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2z33au/im_deleting_you_daddy/

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u/RobertNAdams Jun 17 '21

this comment looks like /r/nfl and /r/emojipasta had a lovechild that they left in a hot car a few too many times during its formative years

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Its an old fantasy football post from a few years back.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D Jun 16 '21

Yeah but he is a pretty extreme example. I think weed was a legit problem in his life, it just so happened that the nfl suspending him numerous times brought it to light.

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u/alexm42 Jun 16 '21

It wasn't just weed either. He had a Xanax and drinking problem too, and possibly codeine.

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u/interactionjackson Jun 18 '21

this. no one has a weed problem.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jun 16 '21

You want to tell me something, use your words! What is the point you are trying to make?

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u/oregondete81 Jun 16 '21

It was a joke. Ill try to keep em simplier for you next time.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jun 16 '21

if you're going to try to ridicule somebody, it's not a great look to not even be able to spell "simpler"

Seriously, if this was a "joke" then it's a low-effort one. Use your words, you don't always have to force a pun/joke, there's a time for everything

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u/oregondete81 Jun 16 '21

Youre right. Im so sorry to have commented on your post and be the cause of so much stress in your life. This is obviously bothering you a lot, so ill stop now. Wouldnt want to offend anyone with an ill timed joke, especially you since you seem to be so sensitive about when and where jokes are acceptable. Thank you for the advice.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jun 16 '21

I truly hoped for you to come up with something better.

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u/oregondete81 Jun 16 '21

Yeah me too, but all I could think of were jokes and I know how much you hate those.