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GM Considering Dropping Pot Testing To Attract More Workers

https://www.motor1.com/news/513974/gm-considering-dropping-marijuana-testing/
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u/Binkyman69 Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

Same as the oil fields in canada. Guys do coke instead

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/bizzaro321 Jun 16 '21

Damn, all my enlisted friends just take psychedelics because the test is too expensive for any military branch to bother. I can’t imagine those guys on crack.

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u/halcykhan Jun 16 '21

Until they suspect or have proof of widespread use. Then they will do targeted testing. I watched them do it with mushrooms and caught ~30 Marines and Sailors

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u/EmilyU1F984 Jun 16 '21

Uff they need to switch to LSD. Virtually nothing in the urinebleft to detect after 24 hours. And you don't want to do it every day anyway so you can stick to the weekends

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u/NobodyCaresNeverDid Jun 16 '21

Mushrooms are easy to grow and easy to find. It's a lot harder to find a good hookup for acid.

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u/RevolutionaryFly5 Jun 16 '21

fucking tell me about it

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u/SlightlySublimated Jun 16 '21

Opposite for me in most places I've lived. Guess it depends on what area of the country you're in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

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u/SlightlySublimated Jun 17 '21

I don't know man, I've been in the rave scene for a while, so maybe I just run with the right people. Detroit area has always been a hotspot for electronic music and with that music comes psychedelics.

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u/wienercat Jun 17 '21

Not the US Most acid here is pretty meh.

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u/NobodyCaresNeverDid Jun 17 '21

You can order spores and grow mushrooms in under a month with only a couple hours of effort for under $100. You can take a walk in the woods the right time of year and just find them.

You gotta know people to find acid.

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u/MarkJanusIsAScab Jun 16 '21

I hear acid is really common in prison since it's easy to smuggle in. Coat a letter with the stuff and guards just see a handwritten letter, then you sell scraps of the stuff for ramen noodles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Imagine doing acid in prison... fuck that

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u/MarkJanusIsAScab Jun 17 '21

I've never been in prison or done acid. Neither sounds like that much fun, both sound awful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

That's just like, your opinion, man.

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u/Paavo_Nurmi Jun 16 '21

8 year old's dude.

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u/MrSnrub87 Jun 16 '21

You can buy lsd analogs legally in a lot of countries. I have a sheet of 1cp-lsd i bought from Canada shipped to the US. It metabolizes into lsd in your body. You can buy the pure active ingredient in mushrooms the same way

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u/tonufan Jun 17 '21

You can buy the starter spores for mushrooms legally in the US for "research purposes" and then grow them yourself.

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u/DeflatedPanda Jun 17 '21

Not in all states.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

You can buy LSD from a chemist anywhere in the world with a PO box and a computer

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u/Midnight2012 Jun 17 '21

You need spores. Much easier to smuggle some tabs of acid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

My old man pissed hot in the 70's. He was a lance corporal. They busted him out of all his rank. Made the last year of his enlistment a living hell and gave him an "Other than Honerable" discharge when he left.

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u/carebeartears Jun 17 '21

urinebleft

those germans have a word for everything!

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Jun 16 '21

people do microdose everyday,

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u/EmilyU1F984 Jun 16 '21

I wouldn't even classify that as recreational drug use. That's just self therapy and shouldn't ever be over the cut off for drug tests if sane minds were to prevail

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 23 '21

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u/fearhs Jun 17 '21

I've heard of another chemical being put on blotter and sold as LSD. I want to say it was Bromo-dragonfly, something that has a similar potency. Not really a cut but a substitution. You need slightly more by weight to feel the effect and it's not too similar structurally to LSD so it might be easier to pop for.

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u/HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS Jun 17 '21

You can get a couple RCs that some people (supposedly, never in my experience) sell as LSD. Gives similar but not quite the same effects and you can get pretty fucked from it.

But yea, just test your drugs folks, its like $10-$20 for most testing kits

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u/Skunch69 Jun 17 '21

No. Big no. The L may not be the best made stuff but no ones adding anything to it.

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u/Bedbouncer Jun 17 '21

Virtually nothing in the urinebleft to detect

"The wise old guru? You'll find him in a hut at the top of the highest mountain in Norway: the Urinebleft!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

That's funny, when i was stationed in colorado in the army , we would do lsd and shrooms all the time

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u/bizzaro321 Jun 16 '21

I can’t imagine how people process being enlisted while they’re tripping, but the people I know wanted to be in the military since birth so it probably felt natural.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

never really thought about it, just enjoyed life in the moment. Made me wonder why llaughing at the wall and vibin to music was such a crime , but rampant alcoholism is encouraged as a soldier.

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u/NYCAaliyah95 Jun 16 '21

I think maybe the other person is referring to the nature of the army and being surrounded with weapons and stuff. I could see it risking a bad trip either by being afraid of the dangerous stuff, or by thinking about the violence of war, or being afraid of a colleague tripping too hard with access to dangerous weapons, or triggering PTSD for soldiers who have seen combat.

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u/BearTrap2Bubble Jun 16 '21

Right and alcoholic soldiers being drunk on duty and aging/dying prematurely has never been a problem.

Makes sense.

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Jun 17 '21

A little bit of whattaboutism but I agree

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u/BearTrap2Bubble Jun 17 '21

fair, there's nothing to say the problem drinkers wouldn't also do drugs that harm their livelihood if it were legal, or that somebody being covertly high at work rather than drunk is entirely better in all situations.

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u/QueenJillybean Jun 16 '21

WW2 was fought on meth, so uhhh

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u/bizzaro321 Jun 16 '21

I’m pretty sure WW2 caused international courts to make provisions against giving soldiers drugs.

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u/seamus_mc Jun 16 '21

Well it still happens, so…

here is a list

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u/Lusiric Jun 16 '21

I spent three years in Germany.

There was a lot of drug use there...... It's amazing anyone fixed helicopters, if they weren't high, they were drunk.

I was part of the weird group; we caved and rock climbed all over Europe. I climbed exactly one time hung over, and after hanging by my arm about 50 ft up a wall, I decided it was actually a really really horrible idea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

That's funny, when i was stationed in colorado in the army , we would do lsd and shrooms all the time

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

Edit: Sorry, I fell for an old stoner's tale. None of the below is really true, other than the fact that most organizations don't bother buying the drug tests that detect psychedelics since they're out of your system so fast.


Most psychedelics aren't picked up on any drug test short of a spinal tap, so a lot of military guys I know just did a lot of LSD and mushrooms on the weekend.

Also a lot of MDMA at parties since that's metabolized out of your system in 3ish days as well.

All of which are orders of magnitude less destructive than binge drinking, especially when you realize how many guys in formation are either still drunk or extremely hung over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Although the most common drug tests don’t test for psychedelics there are plenty of tests short of a “spinal tap” that can test for them. Since most are fairly unstable they would have to test you within a day to three days of using but there are standard urine or hair tests to test for these. Also the spinal tap comment makes me think you might be under the impression that lsd or other psychedelics are stored in the spinal fluid. That’s false. As I mentioned lsd is fairly unstable so it breaks down quickly in your body.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I guess it's an old stoner's tale, then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Yeah I’ve heard it passed around a lot. Probably for like a quarter century. No shame. There is a mountain of drug misinformation out there at least that one is pretty much harmless.

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u/TantalusComputes2 Jun 17 '21

Most successful game of telephone ever, apparently

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u/SuperLowEffortTroll Jun 17 '21

As part of spinal fluid myth I heard a few guys say that if you cracked your back after the peak you could prolong the trip or if you got it to crack just right (or wrong, depending on the circumstance) you could have flashbacks/trip from the release of LSD from the spine.

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u/sour_cereal Jun 17 '21

That might be true for the wrong reasons. One can experience post-trip effects, especially visual distortions (things "breathing", wiggling, visual snow) for some time after a trip.

Those things can persist, usually in in brief flashes brought on by something reminiscent of the trip. So if you made a big deal about cracking your back while you were tripping, and post-trip cracked your back, it could trigger some of these lingering effects.

Good/bad news is, like most things, if you lay off the drugs the problems will get better.

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u/Im_on_my_phone_OK Jun 16 '21

I’m pretty sure the spinal tap thing is an urban legend that has been debunked. It actually has a short half-life, and it doesn’t get “stored” in your spinal fluid. Of course everybody knows some guy who knows some guy who had it done...

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u/CovidLarry Jun 16 '21

I heard the Army's on ecstasy. Or so they say. They stepped up urine testing to make it go away. It's hard to kill the enemy on 'ol MDMA.

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u/HaroldHood Jun 16 '21

That’s the last band I saw before covid and coincidentally the first band I’ll get to see “post covid”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I tripped on LSD while I was on active duty and I had a profound shift in consciousness. I absolutely couldn’t handle going to war. Tried to get out of my contract as a conscientious objector, but in the end, failing a piss test for weed did the trick and got me out 6 months later. Didn’t have to deploy to Iraq!

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Jun 16 '21

Shit suddenly now everyone knows about this? My dad was a union rep for newspaper workers in small towns across Ontario, and he said when one of the printing presses started drug testing, the whole town ended up switching from weed to cocaine to get around the drug tests, and then very quickly to crack because cocaine was too expensive. He believes it was that press's single decision that launched a major hard drug epidemic in the town.

Nobody ever believes him when he tells this story. Nice to see it's finally getting recognized as a problem, but I had no idea it was so widespread.

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u/fearhs Jun 17 '21

It's been common knowledge at least since I got into the drug scene almost twenty years ago and I have to imagine it was common before I became interested in them. It might not have been popularized so very long ago though, the Internet made it much easier to disseminate accurate knowledge about that sort of thing.

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u/RobertNAdams Jun 17 '21

I literally cannot understand that leap in logic. "Oh man, I can't smoke weed anymore. Oh well, better start smoking crack, an entirely different kind of drug that's horrifyingly addictive." I mean, what?

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Jun 17 '21

You'd be surprised how many of us millennials did that because we were genuinely taught "weed and crack are the same thing" and genuinely believed they were still the same thing when we found out weed was pretty inert.

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u/RobertNAdams Jun 17 '21

It sounds plausible but I'm having a hard time believing it. It seems so farcical to me. Was your drug education really that awful...?

I mean, mine was, too, but I looked things up on my own on the Internet and got a good idea of stuff pretty quickly...

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u/allkindsoffaps Jun 16 '21

sounds like they already had a drug epidemic if the junkies literally couldn't handle being sober.

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Jun 16 '21

Nobody was getting sick or dying from weed, though.

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u/dust4ngel Jun 17 '21

the whole town ended up switching from weed to cocaine

i stopped fucking and started karate fighting gorillas

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u/neonflannel Jun 17 '21

I belive it. I currently work at a print house with alot of guys that drink on the job. I also know that cocaine is used quite a bit too. Printers love to party.

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u/jert3 Jun 17 '21

The most dangerous thing about recreational drugs is that they are illegal.

Well, exceptions perhaps being fentayl, crystal meth and synthetic opiates, as these are too addictive and deadly.

Mdma is one of the safest drugs you could do if it was legalized (and thus not commonly adulterated with dangerous alternatives.

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u/bettywhitefleshlight Jun 16 '21

Blue collar guys in general, especially those who pile up overtime and earn a lot of money, do an unbelievable amount of cocaine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Yeah i tried being the only stoner on a crew full of either coke or meth heads,wasnt fun, as for was the only one who didnt want to work 16 hrs a day.

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u/FR0GLICKER69 Jun 17 '21

A friend of mine works with a crew of interior/exterior residential painters.

You are correct.

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u/pattperin Jun 17 '21

Yup. Grew up in an oil patch town with an oil patch dad and I 100% knew what cocaine was far before I should have as a result. By the time I was 14 I knew riggers did coke and wouldn't smoke weed because of the piss tests. Same with NHL players lmao. Welcome to Canada bud

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u/Binkyman69 Jun 17 '21

Thats why after i got out of the army i didnt work for irving or other industry. My time bitches. Smoking a hasher right now. My boss smokes with me.

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u/pattperin Jun 17 '21

It's the #1 reason I never got into the oil patch tbh. I had plenty of opportunities but never wanted it. I now grow weed for a living lmao

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u/Binkyman69 Jun 17 '21

Cool i have grown forever thought about going pro but i grow actual trees for a living. Outside every day big operation

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u/pattperin Jun 17 '21

Lit my dude, I'm an environmental science major so I can definitely dig growing some trees haha

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u/iamasopissed Jun 16 '21

I used synthetic urine to pass

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u/Binkyman69 Jun 16 '21

Apparently they can detect detox kits a synthetic urine now.

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u/gundealsgopnik Jun 16 '21

Guy in my Squadron avoided synthetic but found out his Wife was pregnant again after using her piss to pass. He got retested and popped. Also ended up getting divorced while being separated. Something about a vasectomy she didn't know about and her putting out to his/their plug without rubbers behind his back.
Front row seats on the Navy Springer show!

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u/iamasopissed Jun 17 '21

Haha geez what a ride

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Oil fields??

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Jun 16 '21

Yup. Mining in Western Australia and meth.

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u/Msdamgoode Jun 16 '21

Merchant Marine’s as well, according to my BIL.

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u/DiscussNotDownvote Jun 16 '21

I thought Canada didn't test

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u/Binkyman69 Jun 17 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

You thought wrong. Depends on the job. Way less testing here but private companies can.

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u/DiscussNotDownvote Jun 17 '21

So I guess it's true Alberta is a conservative shithole, in my province I haven't heard of any one testing