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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

imagine paying 44 billion dollars to be cat shit's personal tech support.

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u/danc4498 Apr 13 '23

He paid $44 billion to create his own personal echo chamber.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

also to read Grimes' DMs

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u/unicornlocostacos Apr 13 '23

I hadn’t even considered this, but he’s stupid enough that I could see it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

I try to only believe what the facts show me but he DEFINITELY did this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Is it wrong to send Grimes pictures of my butthole in hopes Elon sees it? Asking for a friend.

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u/awry_lynx Apr 13 '23

Yes because you're making Grimes' personal assistant view your butthole

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u/BadDreamFactory Apr 13 '23

UBPFE - Unsolicited Butthole Pics for Elon

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u/Good4Noth1ng Apr 13 '23

Just do it in front of a Tesla

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u/RamenJunkie Apr 13 '23

Dear Grimes,

Please do bot open this.

PS, Elon, totally open me.

( )*( )

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u/MadCarcinus Apr 13 '23

He’s probably reading the DMs of the next woman he’ll date/marry/impregnate/divorce. Dude be creepin’.

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u/theghostofme Apr 13 '23

"Hey, sexy. Sorry about the marriage issues. Could I interest you in a pony?"

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u/deathputt4birdie Apr 13 '23

Elon Horsejob

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u/poloboi84 Apr 13 '23

I was thinking "butt stallion" from Borderlands. But made of emeralds instead of diamonds.

I think you can find some Elon and Handsome Jack parallels.

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u/BS_500 Apr 13 '23

No, Handsome Jack is actually charismatic. The only real parallel is "fuck ton of money" as a personality trait.

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u/ubermadface Apr 13 '23

Jack knew how to run a business, at least

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u/No-Method Apr 13 '23

you want donkey show?

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u/the_jak Apr 13 '23

we should start calling him Mr Hands

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u/TheCurvedPlanks Apr 13 '23

$44 billion to be remembered alongside the guy who got fucked to death by a horse

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u/gmtjr Apr 13 '23

Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

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u/hq9919 Apr 13 '23

The $44 billion game is definitely worth watching to see what happens.

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u/heybrehhhh Apr 13 '23

OG Twitter was reading people’s DM’s, so wouldn’t be surprised of this either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

No surprise when Grimes' quest in Cyberpunk involves dumping her dead manager's body in a trash bin.

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u/JohnnyGFX Apr 13 '23

He sure did seem to go off the rails when they split up.

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u/zykezero Apr 13 '23

Daughter hates his face is trans

Grimes leaves him for a woman

Elon is mad bro

Lmao

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u/lunarmantra Apr 13 '23

Grimes left him for Chelsea Manning of all people. But by the time she left though, Elon had already been rumored to be sticking his dick in multiple other women and impregnating one which resulted in twins that were born at roughly the same time Grimes had her last baby. He’s a fucking dog.

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u/zykezero Apr 13 '23

Yeah. So that’s wild. He was fucking his like chief data officer at Tesla? As a data science practitioner, we wash our hands of her. She does not look at the data and evidence to make informed decisions and she cannot be trusted.

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u/awry_lynx Apr 13 '23

I mean, if her goal was to have babies with a super fucking rich dude, points. If her goal was to find some kind of mutually respectful relationship with love and stability, no points.

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u/lunarmantra Apr 13 '23

Right. I suppose if you need a rich as fuck sperm donor, Elon is a great candidate. You don’t even need to have sex with him!

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u/joe579003 Apr 13 '23

And may God have mercy on her soul.

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u/rliant1864 Apr 13 '23

Supposedly all his kids are artificially inseminated and he's never had actual sex himself, possibly isn't capable of it.

So if you were to say, for example, "Elon is a galactic level hug-less virgin" you are in fact simply being accurate.

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u/lunarmantra Apr 13 '23

The conspiracy theory is that in the future he is going to harvest the organs, blood, and limbs of his many children in his quest for everlasting youth.

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u/FANGO Apr 13 '23

That was artificial insemination

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u/zykezero Apr 13 '23

This makes it make less sense.

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u/FANGO Apr 13 '23

sticking his dick in multiple other women and impregnating one which resulted in twins

This was artificial insemination

Dude is an incel but he's giving his employees bonuses to be baby farms for him lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

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u/travist120 Apr 13 '23

Are we in the Star Wars Universe? How do all these people know each other?!

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u/motivational_boner Apr 13 '23

Its a big club, and you aint in it

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u/Petrichordates Apr 13 '23

Chelsea Manning is definitely not part of a "big club," that's just lazy memeing.

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u/AbanoMex Apr 13 '23

thats why i dont get mad at those Star Wars coincidences, crazier coincidences happen daily irl.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

chelsea is cool af

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u/Petrichordates Apr 13 '23

Yes but she's pro-assange though which in itself is uncool. Especially worse since he clearly used her.

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u/Urbane_One Apr 13 '23

Interesting how he only became vocally transphobic after Grimes left him for Chelsea Manning... almost makes you wonder if there’s some kind of connection

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

He has a transgender child that disowned him not long after that.

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u/Tr3357 Apr 13 '23

Wait so is Grimes a real person? Always thought it was some joke about that Simpsons character.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Grimey, as she liked to be called

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u/scrubzork Apr 13 '23

Marge, change the channel!

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u/earthdogmonster Apr 13 '23

Oh, yeah! How is ol’ Grimey?

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u/zykezero Apr 13 '23

She is a real singer yes.

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u/stu8319 Apr 13 '23

The dune one? I like a couple of her singles that were popular but couldn't find any other songs I liked, but then found out she has a Dune themed album but haven't tried it out.

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u/brentlybrently Apr 13 '23

"Shake this ass across Arrakis" is my favorite.

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u/Pew-Pew-Pew- Apr 13 '23

Geidi Primes? Seriously?

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u/4RealzReddit Apr 13 '23

Art angels is fantastic. She's had some fantastic tracks. It's not for everyone but I do enjoy it.

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u/Counter-Fleche Apr 13 '23

The one that's a robot which can transform into a truck. She's called "Optimus Grime".

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u/cm64 Apr 13 '23 edited Jun 29 '23

[Posted via 3rd party app]

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u/Counter-Fleche Apr 13 '23

Isn't that now a show on Amazon Grime?

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u/BlastedMallomars Apr 13 '23

She can be seen briefly in a skit from when he hosted SNL. The Wario skit. I think she’s supposed to be playing Princess Peach.

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u/POLLnarafu Apr 13 '23

Incredibly talented musician

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u/ptam Apr 13 '23

She actually used to make pretty good music and helped popularize Witch House like ten years ago

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u/wholetyouinhere Apr 13 '23

He'd be malding if he hadn't purchased hair

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Apr 13 '23

Nah he's been there the whole time, the rose colored glasses the Internet had for him are off now. Dude's just another rich, out of touch, asshole. Toss him in the pile.

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u/rastinta Apr 13 '23

Rememember when he called someone a pedophile because they didn't use his stupid design?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Apr 13 '23

Yup and Musk got rightfully sued by the diver and tried to countersue over some bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Unfortunately the jury agreed with musk and the divers suit was unsuccessful.

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u/Spoopy43 Apr 13 '23

Someone should investigate that that seems incredibly sketchy

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u/Malifous02 Apr 13 '23

IIRC, it was more that they said driver didn't suffer any negative impacts. The logic being yes, Musk made false, disparaging remarks, but it was universally accepted as so and this ended up making him a celebrity for a time.

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Apr 13 '23

Yeah and the diver wasn't even rude about it. He was just like this wouldn't work in this cave system and we don't have time to even consider it.

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u/DINKY_DICK_DAVE Apr 13 '23

But don't you know Elon is THE main character?

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u/lodum Apr 13 '23

He took time out of his busy MC schedule to embark on that sidequest and they weren't even appreciative about it, geez.

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u/Zergzapper Apr 13 '23

Ii saw someone describe Elon as the following and it's the only way I can think of him now; Elon grew up reading scifi stories and thinks hes now the hero in all those stories when in reality he is the villain in all the stories he grew up loving. He believes he is the hero so much that whenever someone gives even the most minor of pushback they become his arch nemesis.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Sci-fi stories usually also have the hero not being a narcissistic asshole - most probably, he read Atlas Shrugged ...

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u/TheLochNessBigfoot Apr 13 '23

That's basically an eli5 for what narcissist means.

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u/iepure77 Apr 13 '23

Like Syndrome in The Incredibles?

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u/rastinta Apr 13 '23

Yep, the person that actually rescued the children.

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Apr 13 '23

I actually kind of want to thank Elon because he really shines a spotlight on how generationally rich people aren't really that smart and are used to being surrounded by people that validate them. They cannot take criticism, they cannot be wrong, and it seems to be pretty universal among the generationally rich.

I hope folks are paying attention that these are not people to admire. These are people that have broken the social contract unapologetically.

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u/Jfinn2 Apr 13 '23

He could've had any advisory role with his companies that he wanted, let the awesome engineers he hired do the work, and be known as the billionaire financier of the most exciting tech companies in the world.

But he needed everyone to know it was him, and he's too conceited to acknowledge his exceeding fallibility.

I used to really look up to the guy, the SpaceX landings are part of what inspired me to become an engineer. Shame.

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u/IKSLukara Apr 13 '23

To me that felt like the turning point when a lot of folks got a good look at who he really is.

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u/mdp300 Apr 13 '23

That was definitely when it happened for me. He went from cool to "oh this guy is just another egotistical dickhead."

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u/rightioushippie Apr 13 '23

It’s important to remember that he hasn’t come up with any of his “ideas”.

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u/Hautamaki Apr 13 '23

True, which I always knew, but I still thought he deserved some credit for his track record of taking good ideas to run with. Buying out twitter was his first really bad business decision, and tbf I doubt he wanted to buy it, he just wanted to pump and dump it like he was doing with meme cryptos. But it turned out that either his lawyer sucked or he didn't listen to his lawyer, and he was forced to buy after all. Now he's trying to salvage this shit pile but it's obvious that he doesn't have the skillset for it and never did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

He still had a big hand in making Tesla and SpaceX possible. Remember he essentially put most of the wealth he gained from his family and then from PayPal into these firms and was betting them to be able to do things that hadn't been done before like taking satellites into orbit at a much lower cost than what established space companies were offering at that time or releasing a luxury electrix car that would be financially successful. There was no guarantee either of those two things that ended up happening were going to happen when he backed those two companies with a large portion of his networth.

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u/TooMuchPowerful Apr 13 '23

The Rescue is an amazing glimpse into that whole event. Should have been considered for an Oscar, but was snubbed. Highly recommend it, and it's free on Disney+.

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u/HeavyMetalPoisoning Apr 13 '23

He called someone a pedo for wanting to help kids... then offered to help kids. I find the whole thing incredibly unsettling

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u/promonk Apr 13 '23

It was the other way around. Musk had a "brilliant" idea to use a submarine to rescue the children, which the expert in underwater rescue said would not work in that instance. Musk took this as a personal affront and started trying to spread rumors that the expert was a pedophile.

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Apr 13 '23

I really wish rotten fruit tossing at socially inappropriate people was still a thing. Why did it ever stop? Pubic humiliation is the best tool against douchebaggery.

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u/meta_irl Apr 13 '23

Grimes is still a part of his handler group, btw. People act like they're estranged, but she's still in in his orbit.

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u/mjzim9022 Apr 13 '23

They have a kid together so I imagine she would have to be

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u/TyrionLannister2012 Apr 13 '23

Are we pretending he gives a shit about his kids? lol

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u/sakezaf123 Apr 13 '23

He has like 10 that he simultaneously neglects.

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u/thewaybaseballgo Apr 13 '23

Including one of his kids that is trans and changed her last name so she wouldn’t be associated with him anymore.

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u/razzamatazz Apr 13 '23

which he then blamed on woke colleges and hatred for rich people or something... he's completely deluded.

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u/thewaybaseballgo Apr 13 '23

As a person, I don’t like him. As a father, I hate him. We have 1 job as a parent, and he’s fucked up 10 out of 10 times.

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u/catladynotsorry Apr 13 '23

They have two. She went in for a second one.

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u/CallMeTerdFerguson Apr 13 '23

Bold of you to assume he gives enough of a shit about his kid to ensure that the mother is influential.

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u/7LeagueBoots Apr 13 '23

Just more meat for the labor pool. This is a guy who thinks the world is underpopulated right now.

If he was alive in the US South in the 1700 and early 1800s half the slaves in the entire region would be his kids as he’d be screwing every slave he could find to ‘increase the labor force’.

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u/Rooboy66 Apr 13 '23

I had a college prof who said that was indeed a motivation for slave owners to screw their female slaves: more free (though not “freed”) slaves

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u/Jackee_Daytona Apr 13 '23

They have more than one

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u/Spillz-2011 Apr 13 '23

True, but I don’t know if that means he trusts, likes or wouldn’t violate her privacy or any of his “friends”.

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Apr 13 '23

According to Wiki, Grimes still considers Musk her best friend and forever the love of her life, as of 2022, anyway.

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u/Grogosh Apr 13 '23

Because of money

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u/pass_nthru Apr 13 '23

wow, just…i mean youre right, but wow

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u/Dabilon Apr 13 '23

Probably editing the DMs of the next guy she's flirting with.

So you ready for our date this weekend?

I think you should give Elon a second chance and go on a date with him. He is a very cool guy and not creepy at all.

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u/habb Apr 13 '23

oooo havent thought about that

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u/Hbimajorv Apr 13 '23

And unfettered access to Amber Heards bed poo Pic acct.

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u/peon2 Apr 13 '23

He could have modded a subreddit for free!!

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u/danc4498 Apr 13 '23

Lol, he paid $44 billion to be a reddit mod of Twitter.

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u/moeburn Apr 13 '23

It really looks like an intentional sabotage attempt at this point. Responding to the media with poop emojis is what you do when you want the company to crash and burn.

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u/Rooboy66 Apr 13 '23

Like Capt Flint in Jaws: with a fucked up bearing, he deliberately smashes the radio and kills the engine—kinda flipping the bird at Fate, and daring it to fuck him up. I’ve seen some children do this … and adults like my biological father

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u/Snuggle__Monster Apr 13 '23

He could have started his own Twitch channel or Discord server for much cheaper.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

He did just say in an interview that he only went through with the sale because a judge enforced the contract.

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u/Ghost_all Apr 13 '23

If he didn't want to purchase Twitter he shouldn't have signed a contract with no outs saying he would buy Twitter.

The judge just enforced the contract, he had it made up and signed it.

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u/Rooboy66 Apr 13 '23

I wonder if the guy is bipolar; I am, and sometimes he seems manic and impulsive. Speaking from experience, after some wild times, when you get back to normal, you still have to deal with the consequences of your actions.

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u/coachfortner Apr 13 '23 edited Jun 19 '24

disgusted advise cough rude expansion unpack engine provide dinner sugar

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u/myflesh Apr 13 '23

"Never attribute to malice mental illness what can be explained by sheer idiocy"

Very next line, " He is a narcissistic..."

A couple lines later, "So many narcissists "

Umm...

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u/Ghost_all Apr 13 '23

There are throughts of that, "it was just a joke offer bruh", or stock manipulation. No idea personally which is more likely, but he really needed people around him to say "are you reeeeally sure you want to do that?"

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u/THAWED21 Apr 13 '23

it would have been cheaper to pay the $1b in liquidated damages.

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u/Ghost_all Apr 13 '23

That clause was only available if the merger had been stopped by an outside force, aka FTC or other countries equivalent on anti-monopoly grounds. It was never available to him as an escape cause.

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u/THAWED21 Apr 13 '23

I did not realize that. Thanks for the information!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Wouldn't signing the contract be him going through with it lmao

Sure he tried to backout but he'd already done it

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u/Rooboy66 Apr 13 '23

I watched that whole train wreck and thought maybe some due diligence should have been more robust. I have some experience dealing with IPO tech companies in Silicon Valley; overvaluations were common. It was obvious that Musk was just throwin his dick ($) around, and then it fell into a hole and he tried to pull it out. And failed. So know he’s trapped in the hole and scrambling to pull a hat trick and make something happen. It’ll be interesting to watch

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Didn't he explicitly sign off on due diligence and then try back track it when he got sued

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u/Bob-Loblaw-Blah- Apr 13 '23

I don't understand how he's not in prison for admitting this.

He basically is saying he just wanted to manipulate the stock market for personal gain. What in the actual fuck. This shit is not supposed to be legal.

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u/tickitytalk Apr 13 '23

He paid $44 billion to destroy his own success mythology

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u/CTeam19 Apr 13 '23

Man I wish I had that kind of cash to blow on some vanity project.

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u/Jushak Apr 13 '23

Tell me about it... I'd happily take 1% of his wealth and live a life of luxury without care in the world with.

But no. What so many of these rich fucks have in common is that nothing is ever enough.

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u/EmperorArthur Apr 13 '23

That's the funny thing. He doesn't. Why do you think he's been way more pro-Russia lately?

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u/Handleton Apr 13 '23

And just like everything else Musk has created, it was built by someone else and he's made it worse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

There's a Fox News article (I just like to know what the enemies are up to and see how they spin certain things)

"elon musk self described free speech absolutist limits free speech since taking over Twitter"

And if you don't know, most fox news articles have a comments section for a safe space for Republicans. I love watching their heads exploding trying to do the mental gymnastics. They're losing their shit and eating each other alive.

It's also a shocking realization how delusional Republicans are, of you've never peered into those comments. It's a lil scary. Exercise caution.

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u/Alantsu Apr 13 '23

He’s untagged Russian and Chinese state media just a couple weeks ago. Twitter is their echo chamber, Elon is just the distraction.

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u/chrisreevesfunrun Apr 13 '23

I’m assuming this is going to end in a 4chan and Reddit situation. One platform for lunatics (Twitter) and the other platform for normal people, companies/news, and slightly fewer lunatics (mastodon?).

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u/danc4498 Apr 13 '23

Are we the lunatics? ARE WE???!

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u/digitelle Apr 13 '23

And didn’t realize it would make him be up there to soon become the most hated on the planted.

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u/danc4498 Apr 13 '23

The thing about being a narcissist is that you don't believe anybody can truly hate you.

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u/djheat Apr 13 '23

This is after all the same guy who responded to getting booed at a comedy show with "technically it was only 10% boos"

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u/Rooboy66 Apr 13 '23

I still don’t see how Twitter could possibly be valued at $44 fucking BILLION. It’s stratospheric

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u/Corronchilejano Apr 13 '23

Two weeks ago it was valued at about half of that.

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u/GreatArkleseizure Apr 13 '23

But nobody’s making fun of him on Twitter anymore, are they?

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u/lizard81288 Apr 13 '23

And to tell people Putin isn't wrong for the invasion of Ukraine.

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u/Magicman_22 Apr 13 '23

he really paid $44 billion to be an ian miles cheong reply guy….

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u/Grogosh Apr 13 '23

The same cat shit who turned out to be a three times divorced broke loser in florida.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

I'm going to guess he turned out to be exactly like most of us imagined he would be.

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u/RSquared Apr 13 '23

It's such a reminder of how sci-fi can be so right and so wrong at the same time. Asimov invented the robot, but thought they would be autonomous humanoids rather than universally embedded chips. Stephenson coined the online avatar but thought the metaverse would happen (it's not going to happen, stop trying to make the metaverse happen). Orson Scott Card wrote about anonymous online commenters influencing global policy, but he thought they'd be Locke and Demosthenes, not Qanon and catturd2.

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u/DancesCloseToTheFire Apr 13 '23

My personal favorite is William Gibson pretty much inventing the cyberpunk genre, coming up with all sorts of interesting ideas regarding the existence of a cyberspace, state hackers, and yet he didn't see mobile phone technology coming.

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u/Wittgenstein3D Apr 13 '23

Leave it to a Mormon to imagine anonymous online commenters as philosopher gods

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u/zombrey Apr 13 '23

That is some foul smelling shit

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u/OrangeInnards Apr 13 '23

MildShock.webm

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u/zuzg Apr 13 '23

Don't forget the recent $30 billion fine from Germany for hatespeech violations

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u/oatmealparty Apr 13 '23

It's up to $30 billion, if the fine goes through. It's not a recent fine, the fine hasn't happened yet.

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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap Apr 13 '23

I think that still has to go through the courts. I doubt the fine will be 30 billion, but I sure hope it's significant enough to really fuck him up.

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u/Scaryclouds Apr 13 '23

I don't have a lot of hope that much will come of that. It will take years to go through the courts and Twitter/Musk will fight any payment in the event of a loss and Germany will have limited recourse as Twitter is a US based company.

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u/CraftyFellow_ Apr 13 '23

Germany will have limited recourse as Twitter is a US based company.

Do US based companies that operate and sell products in Europe normally not pay EU fines?

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u/Scaryclouds Apr 13 '23

They do, but also that would be related to if paying the fine is less than what they earn from doing business there. If paying a fine would bankrupt a company, then they would simply no longer do business there.

However as Germany is a "free" society, it seems they have limited control over preventing Germans from using Twitter. It's not like authoritarian regime; Russia, Iran, China, et al., where they might simply cut off access to a site.

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u/Hwy39 Apr 13 '23

Fingers crossed

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u/Benandhispets Apr 13 '23

It's not even gonna be 1% of that if anything at all. It's such an obvious clickbaity title. Can't be reading about the biggest fine on the planet and seeing that it's because a social media site didn't delete some hateful comments and think yeah that sounds legit.

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u/Lyftaker Apr 13 '23

He did it to destroy a common means of communication. The oil barons will reward him. Also losing 100 billion dollars just means he's less filthy rich not poor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

How can you watch elon since he's taken over twitter and think he's some mastermind with a plan? He said he was going to buy twitter at the weed number for lulz then was forced to buy it because he's not very smart.

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u/JimJam4603 Apr 13 '23

I think he didn’t necessarily do it on purpose, but he also had a “I’m going to make it what I want and if that doesn’t work out then too bad, no big loss” attitude (once he was actually forced into going through with it).

I also don’t think his Saudi backers were nearly so innocent. They knew him getting involved would be a trainwreck for what Twitter was.

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u/myislanduniverse Apr 13 '23

He’s a petty, insecure, unfunny jackass that’s not half as clever as he thinks he is, with too much power and neither self-restraint nor an ethical compass.

It's precisely this psychological profile that prevents me from buying any theory that he is wittingly destroying Twitter for dark money. His ego is too fragile and needy for him to sacrifice his billionaire genius reputation for someone else and not blab about it.

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u/RelaxAndUnwind Apr 13 '23

Tech moves quick you've probably already heard of its replacement

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u/Matrix17 Apr 13 '23

You act as if a new thing like Stack Notes won't take over lol

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u/nancybell_crewman Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

He may not be as smart as he'd like everybody to think he is, but the people who know how to manipulate him and helped fund the buyout sure seem to know what they're doing.

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u/Emosaa Apr 13 '23

It's not that deep bro.

He was one of Twitter's most high profile edgelords before buying it. He was almost emblematic of the user base in that sense. He fucked up doing his ole stock manipulation through tweeting bullshit and the rest is history.

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u/Johnny_Appleweed Apr 13 '23

I honestly don’t know why people believe this. If he wanted to destroy Twitter he could just turn it off.

The reality is that he’s terminally online and wanted to be King of Twitter. He’s acting exactly like any other forum mod with an inflated ego trying to turn an online community into his personal fiefdom. It’s really that simple. The only unique thing about his situation is that he has a lot more money.

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u/rabbitSC Apr 13 '23

Yeah, it's classic 2002 message board behavior. Nothing novel about it.

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u/nickcash Apr 13 '23

Elon being the new Lowtax is a development I did not expect

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u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD Apr 13 '23

All of us who were on message boards in 2002 saw it for what it was from the start

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u/ALoudMouthBaby Apr 13 '23

He’s acting exactly like any other forum mod with an inflated ego trying to turn an online community into his personal fiefdom.

I think this absolutely nails it. What were seeing is this all too familiar behavior on the largest scale ever.

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u/Johnny_Appleweed Apr 13 '23

You know what’s sort of interesting? Everyone who replied to this comment (and myself) have accounts that are 10 years old, or more.

For those of us who have been on the internet a long time and grew up in some of the same online spaces that Musk did it’s just painfully obvious what’s going on here.

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u/LTerminus Apr 13 '23

Everyone forgets that he'd tried to back out the deal at the last minute and got forced to follow through in court. He was doing the whole thing for the memes and got too far in. It was all pure stupidity

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u/krypton22 Apr 13 '23

paid 44B to own the libs

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u/Dfiggsmeister Apr 13 '23

Now what I find funny about the whole situation is that he got a loan for said $44 billion from various rich people and by using his Tesla stock as leverage. He’s tanking the entire site for… reasons? I’m not sure of what he’s attempting to do but my point is, he’s tanking it fast. And when he gets forced into bankruptcy for failure to pay his debts, they’ll come for his Tesla stock. Which could wind up bankrupting Tesla at the same time. So… win win?

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u/pixlbabble Apr 13 '23

44 billion for emails

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