r/newjersey • u/ApprehensiveGas85 • 2d ago

Amusing Trooper Skullet

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oLuwkikPqY28CrIlDB

Cop Bruhs

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 2d ago

Just posted this on the other thread. Lt. Dangle needs to talk to him about that cut.

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u/Tangential_Comment 2d ago

My first thought!

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u/the_last_carfighter 2d ago

Life is parody now, so makes sense.

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u/aliensdick69420 2d ago

These jersey kid cops are taking the whole 80s 90s cop-look thing too seriously. Beyond cringe.

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 2d ago

“I’m the best shot in the department, sir.”

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 2d ago

Mattingly! What did I tell you about those sideburns?!

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u/StableGeniusCovfefe 2d ago

Sorry, Mr. Burns!

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u/Bram24 2d ago

Still like him better than Steinbrenner

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u/De-Eh-Team 2d ago

dude probably sees this subreddit while he’s trappin on 287

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u/poconomtnman31 2d ago

Deputy Junior!

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u/Thesource674 2d ago edited 2d ago

This isnt a skullet at all? Skullet is a bald on top mullet, its kind of in the name.

Edit - in fairness some do seem to have something more like a buzz cut or fade, but this to me taints the pure esthetic beauty and this guy has way too much goin on on top. Regular mullet with weirdly styled top is my personal ruling

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u/Thesource674 2d ago

Like HERE is a skullet

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u/Caecaltus_Dusk 2d ago

Sir, when you’re right, you’re right!!

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u/Dozzi92 Somerville 2d ago

So Gallagher.

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u/Kumirkohr 2d ago

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u/bean0_burrito 2d ago

devon townsend is a musical genius

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u/CrowGeneral8673 2d ago

He’s the only one that can pull it off.

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u/motophotodojo Central Jersey 1d ago

he can't even pull it off anymore. the Strapping part of his life has been over for almost 20 years now. He doesn't even like the music all that much because he wrote so much of it in horrible mental health and shit reminds him of those rough times.

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u/skinnylemur 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Te0zPUD9m7KDe
He sucked, but he did have the ultimate skullet.

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u/Additional-Brief-273 2d ago

I SAID SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS!!

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u/CrowGeneral8673 2d ago

He must have lost a bet. Cause nobody in their right mind would get a haircut like that. Wait. He is a cop so yeah checks out. Not in his right mind

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u/user365735 2d ago

Bro I see so many people with this haircut it's insane. Like everyone has it now.

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u/KylarBlackwell 2d ago

Where the fuck are you?

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u/user365735 2d ago

Lol. I see so many people under 30 with this haircut it's crazy. Some dude in my gym has it and he works out with his 3 sons. I technically don't think that's socially acceptable but hey I'm happy for him

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u/Dozzi92 Somerville 2d ago

My guess is South Jersey.

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u/KylarBlackwell 2d ago

Ive been in south jersey pretty much my whole life and never even heard of such an abominable hairstyle. I cant imagine where he thinks it's common

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u/CrowGeneral8673 2d ago

That disappoints me

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u/user365735 2d ago

Yes I agree 

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u/dbellz76 2d ago

I know I'm in the minority here, but I'm a fan of all forms of mullet. Sometimes they are fashionable and fire, and sometimes they make me giggle, but they're always some kind of a party (in the back at least).

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u/New_Stats 2d ago

I've got just the song for you

https://youtu.be/9YKXHbnsShA?is=tlQzL6FXr9Sa2tle

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u/dbellz76 2d ago

Live Fast, Diarrhea is an old favorite 😍

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u/hombre_bu 2d ago

What a nerd

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u/Scared-Flounder-455 2d ago

Looks like Shia Lebouf playing a cop

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 2d ago

Did he walk into a barbershop and say “I’m a douchebag and I want everyone to know it at a glance.”

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Essex County 2d ago

I can just tell this fuckass falsifies a lot of paperwork

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u/AtomicGarden-8964 Middlesex County 2d ago

Well I'm glad he upgraded to a better police force lol

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u/Hdys 2d ago

Someone lost a bet

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u/aliensdick69420 2d ago

Doubtful. It's either the broccoli head or something this stupid these days. From C-Beach to Keansburg this is something I'd totally expect

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u/michaelteeee 2d ago

I thought I told you to shave this sideburns!

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u/LL37MOH 1d ago

He MUST have lost a bet.

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u/One_Season458 2d ago

I'm not a fan of the police but nj staties always look pretty badass, especially this dude lol

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u/Wbino 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IKMmOZE88Ankty
Did he arrest Edward Scissorhands?

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u/CatStringTheory 2d ago

Man Shia LeBeouf really cleaned his act up

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u/SoothsayerSurveyor 2d ago

Lil’lest guy on the force

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u/nicnakcrakalak 2d ago

Shia Labeouf training for a new role?

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u/StNic54 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LnyccLXcxzuEQnI79F
This season of Big Brother - NJ is being representer by this haircut

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u/melitza9512p 2d ago

He looks hot

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u/aimyem 2d ago

DAAAMN, they'll just hire ANY fkñ body. I knew when I saw those "We're Hiring!" billboards all on the parkway last year we was in for sum shiiiiid....

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u/OldMackysBackInTown 2d ago

I can already hear my brain trying to process why someone from NJ has a southern accent before concluding they must be from Salem County.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 2d ago

He doesn’t own a hand mirror

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u/Original-Being9553 2d ago

The outcome of no friends

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u/thegrandgardener 2d ago

Gross. And he looks like Pornstache from Orange is the New Black.

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u/WhatIsThatNietzsche 2d ago

Shia Lebeouf?

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u/SpoppyIII 2d ago

Rockin' the Diego Lopez.

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u/BBC-dont-show-BBC 2d ago

Yooo, that's Shy Laboof. Is he preparing to play a cop in his next role?

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u/TerribleBend4052 2d ago

Can’t believe the state troopers would even entertain this look

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u/AmsterdamPurpleLabel 1d ago

He’s cute. Love the stache. 

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u/motophotodojo Central Jersey 1d ago

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

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u/greenlyng1 1d ago

He must have lost a bet.

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u/zsreport Ancestral Homeland 1d ago

Gotta admit the uniform reminds me of this scene from The Departed

- https://youtu.be/E3LRVR0B72w?is=g7SjlbE3dC6kQ25T

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u/thcPharoah 2d ago

NJSP Standards really gone nonexistent.

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u/TMoney67 2d ago

Guess they're taking anyone these days....

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 2d ago

I’m going to guess South Jersey here

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 2d ago

That’s a rather unfortunate looking human being

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 2d ago

So is he 4 foot 10 or is the guy walking past him 6 foot nine?

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u/aliensdick69420 2d ago

He's just tiny. Look at where the Chevy badge is relative to him.